Toonpack 15614 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Just now, sammynb said: Ah OK, totally agree btw, but as a least worst of the worst thing - at least the ginger one walked away from it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 7 minutes ago, Toonpack said: A soft cunt who served (properly served) in Afghanistan, that soft cunt. That was Harry wasn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16216 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 12 minutes ago, Toonpack said: A soft cunt who served (properly served) in Afghanistan, that soft cunt. Still let king charlie's only real son slap him about despite being physically capable of yarking his jaw clean off. He got chinned by a helicopter pilot with a horse shoe haircut. No coming back from that IMO. He had to move abroad rather than face the inquest from the lads in his local. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22515 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 (edited) 27 minutes ago, sammynb said: Nothing normal about that cunt either, the French certainly got one thing correct. Well, he’s self aware enough to realise the fuckin hideous gene pool he was spawned from was probably bad news for his own kids and he fucked them all off once the blinkers fell away. Unfortunately he’s been in Californian therapy suites for a decade so is now a gibbering self obsessed prick. Wouldn’t want to have a pint with any of them but it would be fun listening to him slagging his psychopath grandmother off for preventing her sister from marrying the man she loved and then doing the same to his own father 20 years later, then looking at his face when he silently acknowledges yet again that if daddy had married horse face in 1975 he wouldn’t exist Edited January 17 by PaddockLad 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15614 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 9 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: That was Harry wasn't it? Aye, the soft cunt ginger one (as per Dazzler) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PaddockLad 22515 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 22 minutes ago, Dazzler said: He's the closest to normal, he's just a soft cunt who gets bullied by his missus. Wonder if she shits on his head too like that fella in that one documentary. Sounds like you read the daily mail version of this…I think he tippled that his family were utter cunts and MM gave him the out? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16216 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 1 minute ago, PaddockLad said: Sounds like you read the daily mail version of this…I think he tippled that his family were utter cunts and MM gave him the out? tbf I haven't read any version of it, the entire royal family could die in a fiery plane crash and I'd celebrate the extra bank holiday. If it landed on Harry's house on the way down I'd not be fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Think PL has the right idea here. I've got a bit of time for Harry for seeing the light and having the balls to make the break from his family. Still wouldn't want to spend any time in his company. He's basically like a royal Chris Martin. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15614 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 They're all dodgy and noncey as fuck, Charlie boy and his dad frequented the household cavalry barracks for "fun and games", I was told this years ago by a distant relative who "knew". 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22515 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 33 minutes ago, LondonBlue said: this is not a hill i'm prepared to die on but it must be quite the challenge to turn out even slightly normal in that family. i mean losing your mum so dramatically can't help My Birmingham City supporting colleague (apparently all blues do the same) uses the acronym DVB for him ie dirty villa bastard 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 7 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: My Birmingham City supporting colleague (apparently all blues do the same) uses the acronym DVB for him ie dirty villa bastard If you were to pick a football team for him to support it would be Villa the boring beige cunt 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15614 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 1 minute ago, wykikitoon said: If you were to pick a football team for him to support it would be Villa the boring beige cunt Aye, you'd definitely peg him as a villain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26384 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Just now, Toonpack said: Aye, you'd definitely peg him as a villain he likes a tight defence 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15614 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said: he likes a tight defence Oh aye, tight at the back is his motto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16216 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 5 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Aye, you'd definitely peg him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26384 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 9 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Oh aye, tight at the back is his motto. i heard it was kiss the ring 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 39 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: the fuckin hideous gene pool he was spawned Nope 39 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: if daddy had married horse face in 1975 he wouldn’t exist Yes he would. He’s the Royal Cuckoo. Wouldn’t mind a shot on his Mrs, like, and her Chapel Hat Pegs, naturally. edit; Aye, of course it’s NSFW! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15614 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Just now, Dr Gloom said: i heard it was kiss the ring Maybe that's what lizzie was talking about when she went on about that anus horribilis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PaddockLad 22515 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 10 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Nope Yes he would. He’s the Royal Cuckoo. Wouldn’t mind a shot on his Mrs, like, and her Chapel Hat Pegs, naturally. edit; Aye, of course it’s NSFW! Good try but no dice. Di didn’t meet the galloping Major until she’d been sprogged x 2…according to my very posh ex public school girl 90s housemate Rebecca anyway…she said “well this is what people are saying but it’s frankly bollocks. How the fuck was she escaping the palace to get shaggged with baby William in tow along with 12,435 bodyguards?” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 2 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Good try but no dice. Di didn’t meet the galloping Major until she’d been sprogged x 2…according to my very posh ex public school girl 90s housemate Rebecca anyway…she said “well this is what people are saying but it’s frankly bollocks. How the fuck was she escaping the palace to get shaggged with baby William in tow along with 12,435 bodyguards?” Same way the same body guards now about uncle nonce. They keep quiet as they know their place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16216 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 3 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Good try but no dice. Di didn’t meet the galloping Major until she’d been sprogged x 2…according to my very posh ex public school girl 90s housemate Rebecca anyway…she said “well this is what people are saying but it’s frankly bollocks. How the fuck was she escaping the palace to get shaggged with baby William in tow along with 12,435 bodyguards?” Where there's a willy there's a way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Same way the same body guards now about uncle nonce. They keep quiet as they know their place. Also, she was buckling the bodyguards. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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