Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Toonpack 12446]

  On 19/02/2025 at 14:58, Howmanheyman said:

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Harry Roberts is our friend,

Is our friend, is our friend 

Harry Roberts is our friend,

He shoots coppers

Shoots the bastards

With a gun, with a gun, with a gun

Shoots the bastards with a gun

Harry Roberts!

 

They didn't let him into the subsidised bar,

The subsidised bar, the subsidised bar

They didn't let him into the North Shields subsidised bar,

So Harry shot them.

 

TP gave a witness account, a witness account, a witness account 

TP gave a witness account 

And shopped poor Harry.

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I fucking would as well

[Alex 38238]

  On 19/02/2025 at 15:14, Toonpack said:

Patently obvious there’s a few wrong’uns in this thread.

 

Got good mates who were coppers, fucking horrible job.

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There’s a canny few wrong uns who are coppers as well. Agree on the second part though 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4460]

  On 19/02/2025 at 14:58, Howmanheyman said:

🎵

Harry Roberts is our friend,

Is our friend, is our friend 

Harry Roberts is our friend,

He shoots coppers

Shoots the bastards

With a gun, with a gun, with a gun

Shoots the bastards with a gun

Harry Roberts!

 

They didn't let him into the subsidised bar,

The subsidised bar, the subsidised bar

They didn't let him into the North Shields subsidised bar,

So Harry shot them.

 

TP gave a witness account, a witness account, a witness account 

TP gave a witness account 

And shopped poor Harry.

🎶

 

 

 

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Tp is a grassing cunt, grassing cunt, grassing cunt.

Tp is a grassing cunt he rims coppers.

[Toonpack 12446]

  On 19/02/2025 at 15:33, Alex said:

There’s a canny few wrong uns who are coppers as well. Agree on the second part though 

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No different to any walk of life tbh, even coppers hate some coppers (traffic in particular) although they do cut them some slack as their clean up duties are regularly the worst.

[Toonpack 12446]

  On 19/02/2025 at 15:58, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Tp is a grassing cunt, grassing cunt, grassing cunt.

Tp is a grassing cunt he rims coppers.

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Never rimmed a copper, but absolutely 100% would grass up a criminal if cause arose.

[thebrokendoll 11090]

toonpack out himself as police informant stick from spender.

[Alex 38238]

  On 19/02/2025 at 15:59, Toonpack said:

No different to any walk of life tbh, even coppers hate some coppers (traffic in particular) although they do cut them some slack as their clean up duties are regularly the worst.

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I dunno like, it attracts a certain type imo

[Alex 38238]

  On 19/02/2025 at 16:04, thebrokendoll said:

toonpack out himself as police informant stick from spender.

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He’s broon breed isn’t he? He of the Sunday for Sammy ‘fame’ 

[Gemmill 53689]

His spirit jumped into Toonpack when he crossed over. 

[Toonpack 12446]

  On 19/02/2025 at 16:04, thebrokendoll said:

toonpack out himself as police informant stick from spender.

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So, someone commits a serious crime and you, for whatever reason, knew who it was, you wouldn't let on ?

[Alex 38238]

Can we not get back to the subject at hand?  I.e. Blur

[Howmanheyman 38581]

  On 19/02/2025 at 15:14, Toonpack said:

Patently obvious there’s a few wrong’uns in this thread.

 

Got good mates who were coppers, fucking horrible job.

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  On 19/02/2025 at 15:15, Toonpack said:

I fucking would as well

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  On 19/02/2025 at 16:29, Toonpack said:

 

So, someone commits a serious crime and you, for whatever reason, knew who it was, you wouldn't let on ?

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"Tom, this is a carry on, and this man is taking it very, very personal."

[ewerk 34810]

Mods, name change to Toutpack please.

[Toonpack 12446]

  On 19/02/2025 at 16:33, Alex said:

Can we not get back to the subject at hand?  I.e. Blur

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They were shite, should've been locked up, should I have a word ?

[thebrokendoll 11090]

  On 19/02/2025 at 16:29, Toonpack said:

 

So, someone commits a serious crime and you, for whatever reason, knew who it was, you wouldn't let on ?

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well aye, for really, really grim things obviously.

I still wouldn't want to go to their christmas party afterwards though.  

[Toonpack 12446]

  On 19/02/2025 at 17:12, thebrokendoll said:

 

well aye, for really, really grim things obviously.

I still wouldn't want to go to their christmas party afterwards though.  

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Leaving do's are the thing tbh.

[Dazzler 12865]

  On 19/02/2025 at 16:29, Toonpack said:

 

So, someone commits a serious crime and you, for whatever reason, knew who it was, you wouldn't let on ?

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Spoken like someone who has never set foot in a council estate .. we were raised to think that there was only one thing worse than a copper, a grass. I reckon our parents thought more highly of nonces tbh

 

My mate got pissed one night and fell asleep on a bench. A copper very kindly offered to give him a lift back to our other mate’s flat in Elswick and said mate was beyond raging that he got out of a bizzie van and walked into his like he’d just been collecting his blue giro. The copper was only doing a good deed, and my mate was worried his flat would get bricked because of it.

 

The other lad was obviously not from a council estate and didn’t see the issue

[wykikitoon 24164]

Coppers hating traffic cops  Stick to the law you hypocritical cunts

[Howmanheyman 38581]

  On 19/02/2025 at 16:05, Alex said:

I dunno like, it attracts a certain type imo

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[Howmanheyman 38581]

I wouldn't want their job TBF either. But there's definitely 'a type'.

[Toonpack 12446]

  On 19/02/2025 at 16:05, Alex said:

I dunno like, it attracts a certain type imo

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It attracts a lot of good ones too (or it did).

[Toonpack 12446]

  On 19/02/2025 at 19:24, Howmanheyman said:

I wouldn't want their job TBF either. But there's definitely 'a type'.

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That's akin to "all football fans are hooligans" tbh

[Alex 38238]

  On 19/02/2025 at 19:38, Toonpack said:

 

It attracts a lot of good ones too (or it did).

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Aye, I do respect decent ones like. Because there’s no way I would ever want to do their job but someone has to. 

[Howmanheyman 38581]

  On 19/02/2025 at 19:45, Toonpack said:

 

That's akin to "all football fans are hooligans" tbh

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That's the way they went on most of the time. 

[Howmanheyman 38581]

I've had one or two incidents in the past or witnessed one or two. There are some proper wankers amongst them and backed up by their pals, even the decent ones.