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This is fucking glorious- A solid gold shitter was installed in Blenheim Palace as part of an art exhibition ( :dunno: ). 

“ Speaking last month Edward Spencer-Churchill - half-brother of the current Duke of Marlborough - said he was relaxed about security for the artwork.

"It's not going to be the easiest thing to nick," 



Guess what…?





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Serial burping 999 Cambridgeshire call suspect arrested https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-49813486




Man-child “ Uuugh, I’m boooored”


His Mrs. “ Why don’t you get yourself a hobby, love?”


Man-child-“ Uuugh, but doing whaaaat?”



His Mrs “ Oh I don’t know, try metal detecting or learn to cook, or why don’t you burp at the emergency services?”

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