This is the news!

[Monkeys Fist 25000]

15 hours ago, ewerk said:

How about taking the £170k and putting it towards helping rough sleepers, you utter cunts.

What are peeple meant to dae, like marra? 

Shit in the streeyts? 

 

[Anorthernsoul 953]

[Rayvin 3865]

Surprised he isn't a mackem tbh.

[Anorthernsoul 953]

https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/stop-having-sex-with-my-hedge-sheffield-mans-desperate-plea-to-drunken-louts-434234?fbclid=IwAR32SqW-W8ikGW5_ygSmiQAbiDEbHOLxnaButs6SEicNgZ2_dnykz3qTE_M

[Meenzer 10732]

Plant roses.

[Anorthernsoul 953]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/old-people-sex-arrests-woods-connecticut-grace-richardson-conservation-area-a9074306.html

[RobinRobin 4457]

On 8/20/2019 at 00:17, Rayvin said:

Surprised he isn't a mackem tbh.

Wouldn't have been piss, though.

[Monkeys Fist 25000]

This has got CT written all over it. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-49480491

[Gemmill 21597]

Coil to the Soil sounds like an al fresco shitting convention. 

[Monkeys Fist 25000]

Give True Geordie a bell, then. 

 

 

[Alex 20505]

Poo Geordie tbh 

[Anorthernsoul 953]

https://www.huzlers.com/woman-saved-from-rapist-by-gay-rapist-who-raped-the-rapist/?fbclid=IwAR1VlJxY2aRfREWw8n56mGFU92Pf8QK-53a2RDeHCJnLAbXRwMP8J8SfXJA

[Monkeys Fist 25000]

I suspect the only thing true about that story is that it’s on t’internet. 

[Dr Gloom 12654]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/aug/27/metal-detectorists-taken-ill-eating-cannabis-spiked-cake-yorkshire

CT and his mates back on the bong 

[Monkeys Fist 25000]

Keep up Gloomy, are you on the Bong? 

[ewerk 18562]

Fuck your news about parliament. The Star knows the real big story today.

[Anorthernsoul 953]

[Anorthernsoul 953]

https://www.dezeen.com/2019/08/27/pornhub-dirtiest-porn-ever-plastic-ocean-cleanup/

[zerosum 234]

In much more important news...

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-49495145

[Anorthernsoul 953]

Not a news story per se but dear fucking me.

 

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/3k3wp9/mermen-competition-france-photos?utm_source=vicefbuk&fbclid=IwAR2ntT6Jof5s06Br9jyPfL-_pVLiWxEYCOKJTmevKjJB_Tx80KmtaLbRZGA

[Anorthernsoul 953]

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/black-country/woman-advertising-faggots-fannys-cafe-16886019

[Meenzer 10732]

You reminded me of the Faggot Family: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2698507.stm

[Monkeys Fist 25000]

Their surname is a bit shitty. 

[Dr Gloom 12654]

On 8/28/2019 at 22:15, Monkeys Fist said:

Keep up Gloomy, are you on the Bong? 

i wish

[Anorthernsoul 953]