Monkeys Fist 50735 Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 54 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Next time you get any complaints about the Johnson department, blame it on the ol winter penis https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/health/winter-penis-real-size-isnt-13368658.amp?wp=&__twitter_impression=true How the fuck did they wrench an article out of that? Cocks - they shrink in the cold. Done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26352 Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 I willy have no idea how they pulled it off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50735 Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 German court forced to rule as cheese smell gets up woman's nose https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50829341 ” How bad is it on a scale of 1-10?” ” Nein” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18037 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50735 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 The Galactic Doughnut was a bit shit to look at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50735 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Social media awash with scorn for 'sloping toilet' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-50835604 Wipe Out the Sitters! ( pun absolutely intended.). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1222 Posted December 20, 2019 Author Share Posted December 20, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50735 Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 I took this a few years back. Still makes me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26352 Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 hold the front! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26352 Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 BREAKING: Shit found in sewer! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18037 Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: BREAKING: Shit found in sewer! At the SoL that would be a story. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 31 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: BREAKING: Shit found in sewer! That news will have broken quick given the close proximity to the press Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18037 Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1222 Posted December 23, 2019 Author Share Posted December 23, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39231 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Sorry to hear that @t00nraider2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1222 Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 https://www.ladbible.com/entertainment/news-orlando-bloom-kept-the-skeleton-of-his-dead-dog-as-an-ornament-20200102?fbclid=IwAR0P18zFDz2lslBFAb0xtjZ87rGvQcjKjMcO_oCpYz-tNqqyFQhpZJpfe2Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50735 Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 @Renton’s been kicking off on holiday… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-51013458 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18037 Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Toontastic. Less a football forum, more a seagull news aggregator site. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28542 Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/01/09/northern-rail-set-nationalised-within-months-says-transport/ Not a surprise at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26352 Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 On 1/6/2020 at 17:13, Meenzer said: Toontastic. Less a football forum, more a seagull news aggregator site. it stopped being a football forum quite a while back. we should just close that side altogether Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26352 Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 On 1/6/2020 at 17:08, Monkeys Fist said: @Renton’s been kicking off on holiday… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-51013458 not guilty. this man was using the seagull as a weapon, renton would have used a weapon to hit the seagull. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50735 Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 I think Mrs. Fist has this https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-51006604 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1222 Posted January 9, 2020 Author Share Posted January 9, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28542 Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 A company I worked for did a lot for these. Fucking £15m! https://www.constructionenquirer.com/2020/01/10/broadley-went-under-owing-supplychain-15m/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28542 Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-50985868 Our justice system is FUCKED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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