“Giz some fucken crisps!” Vs Frank’s Wanks. SJP 5:30pm.

[Monkeys Fist 4,376]

Joelinton and Almiron’s long awaited goal blitz is coming- Hat trick each, plus one from the defence. 
7-0

 

You know, I think Ashley might finally be getting the hang of this football lark.

[trophyshy 428]

Is ASMR back yet?  

[Monkeys Fist 4,376]

4 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

Is ASMR back yet?  

* piss shivers. 

 

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 2,734]

He posted something on Instagram about being back so RIP to his season.

[Dr Gloom 1,910]

Frank’s wanks are no match for Tyson’s furious wanks

[Dr Gloom 1,910]

I might be forced to watch this, which obviously means we’re losing. 

[Monkeys Fist 4,376]

2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

I might be forced to watch this, which obviously means we’re losing. 

[OTF 245]

We look particularly frenetic thus far, bodes well.

 

Geez, Willems is done by the looks.

Edited January 18 by OTF

[Dr Gloom 1,910]

Aye, he looks fucked 

[OTF 245]

Looked relatively innocuous, hopefully just impact because he looked either in significant pain or devastated immediately after.

 

As I say that the stretcher comes out.

 

...at least Ritchie is back I suppose.

Edited January 18 by OTF

[strawb 674]

Ligament gonzo. Season over

[Dr Gloom 1,910]

Happy to have Ritchie back 

[OTF 245]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

Happy to have Ritchie back 

 

Given how little posession we'll have, how long do you give it before his first:

(A) Foul

(B) Yellow

(C) Verbal assault on a teammate

(D) Physical assault on a teammate

[Dr Gloom 1,910]

Don’t know but now Hayden might be fucked too

[PaddockLad 1,846]

That’s Hayden back on, run it off, good lad 

Edited January 18 by PaddockLad
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That almost hit the corner flag 

[Dr Gloom 1,910]

Unlucky big Joe!

[OTF 245]

Nice ball in from Almiron, Joe couldn't get above it enough, close though, can't VAR just give it to him?

[OTF 245]

Shelvey tracking back and making a good tackle, impressive.

[Monkeys Fist 4,376]

13 minutes ago, strawb said:

Ligament gonzo. Season over

It’s the rehab that kills ‘em. 

[Dr Gloom 1,910]

We have played some nice stuff in the rare moments when we’re not falling back into position, defending.

Sky just pulled up a damning stat - we’ve the lowest average match possession in the league by about 8%, down in the low 30s

[OTF 245]

As one of our leading goal scorers Fernandez should have done better with that.

[Dr Gloom 1,910]

1-0 here I reckon 

[Ayatollah Hermione 2,734]

I apologise to Willems because this Krafth is hilariously out of his depth.

[Dr Gloom 1,910]

My lad has already fucked off to his room to play video games. Like watching paint dry tbf