Coronavirus

[Dr Gloom 19840]

sir kier is tearing him a new one here like

Edited May 11, 2020 by Dr Gloom

[Monkeys Fist 38836]

Starmer just delivered the politest fucking murder I’ve seen in a while 

[Dr Gloom 19840]

 

[Dr Gloom 19840]

good old british common sense is going to save the day, apparently 

[Dr Gloom 19840]

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[Monkeys Fist 38836]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

good old british common sense is going to save the day, apparently 

You mean like the Tory landslide, Brexit, and VE Day street parties? 
 

We’re fucked then 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

 

This was perfect for the "This Is The News" thread.

[wykikitoon 16734]

11 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

sir kier is tearing him a new one here like

Only just turned it on.  What's been said?

[Monkeys Fist 38836]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

Only just turned it on.  What's been said?

Starmer:  In the nicest possible way “ You haven’t got a clue what you’re doing, have you?”

Johnson “ Haa-ahh- Aaaarumph- well now-aaah-mmmph”

[Dr Gloom 19840]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

Only just turned it on.  What's been said?

he forensically tore apart the new guidelines, on issues such as transport, childcare, diversion with the devolved administrations. johnson bumbled his way through his response - putting his faith in good old british common sense while trusting employers to be reasonable

[Gemmill 34631]

Mental how much more likable Johnson was on a ventilator. He should wear one all the time. 

[Monkeys Fist 38836]

5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

he forensically tore apart the new guidelines, on issues such as transport, childcare, diversion with the devolved administrations. johnson bumbled his way through his response - putting his faith in good old british common sense while trusting employers to be reasonable

Starmer was given the paper detailing it all an hour before this live statement- as you say, he took it apart with clinical precision
Johnson’s lot wrote the fucking thing and he was treading water. 

[wykikitoon 16734]

These reduced Parliment sessions just expose what a fucking fraud that bungling cunt is

[Alex 30462]

It’s jarring how clueless he is when he isn’t answering a pre-arranged question from one of his colleagues 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Starmer has the measure of the Tories already.

[Alex 30462]

His worst fear - a question needing a one word yes or no answer  

[wykikitoon 16734]

He just cannot give a straight answer without bungling about.

[Dr Gloom 19840]

 

[wykikitoon 16734]

What an embarrassment.

What's worse is this is showing what a fucking shit show Corbyn was to let these cunts in

[Gemmill 34631]

They've just had a taxi driver interviewed on the BBC. Here's the quote: "I looked at the stats myself and I worked it out to be about 0.1% chance of dying for people without underlying conditions of a certain age."

 

Another fucking maths whiz taxi driver. 

[Dr Gloom 19840]

What I want to know is, how many dicks have the garden centre lobbyists been sucking? 

[Dr Gloom 19840]

I mean, has anyone at any point, over the past six weeks of lockdown, considered that what they really might be missing was the freedom to visit a fucking garden centre? 

[Alex 30462]

Good idea to send reception and nursery classes back first like. Because they are the least capable of understanding how to social distance and they are the most likely to not show symptoms whilst spreading the disease. It’s like a piss-take, man. 

[Alex 30462]

5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

I mean, has anyone at any point, over the past six weeks of lockdown, considered that what they really might be missing was the freedom to visit a fucking garden centre? 

Well, not personally, but they’ll be fucking rammed when they open. I mean, a few of the people on the tills might die but as long as people can buy a new water feature, some fence paint and overpriced chutney it seems like a small price to pay