Eddie Howe and Gemmill's Current Hyperefficient Dreamboats vs. Eddie Howe's Former Wimpy Kids

[Gemmill 34561]

We're lucky Kiefer Moore's shit. 

[ewerk 26433]

We’ve been shite. Thankfully only another ten points to safety.  

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

For as much as we’ve had the ball, these have consistently found the right pass in and around our box while we’ve spooned 90% of our touches. You know what’s coming 

[Gemmill 34561]

A lovely own goal. 

[ewerk 26433]

OG! OG! OG!

[GrahamTaylor5 650]

Get in

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

2 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

For as much as we’ve had the ball, these have consistently found the right pass in and around our box while we’ve spooned 90% of our touches. You know what’s coming 

That’s right, a massively lucky own goal to drag us out the shit  

[Gemmill 34561]

Great ball from Trippier. 

[Polarboy 2124]

Our pressing and closing down in packs of three or four has been poor compared to our usual standards. Understandable I suppose given this is the first competitive game back. 

[Andrew 4224]

Glad we've had a decent level cup tie to bring the squad back to competitive club football, dropping straight back into a league game would've been rough.

 

We've not been very good today but we're leading and I trust Howe to use this performance to get them refocussed for the christmas league matches.

[Gemmill 34561]

Have they let Run Geordie Run work the cameras tonight? There's been some weird shit going on. 

[Gemmill 34561]

Bruno necking their keeper's drink.

 

[Gemmill 34561]

6 minutes ago, Andrew said:

Glad we've had a decent level cup tie to bring the squad back to competitive club football, dropping straight back into a league game would've been rough.

 

We've not been very good today but we're leading and I trust Howe to use this performance to get them refocussed for the christmas league matches.

 

Aye. Passage into the QF and a useful tune-up for Leicester. Good result all round if it stays like this. 

[ewerk 26433]

Get fucking VAR in the League fucking Cup!

[Gemmill 34561]

I don't think I've ever seen a more obvious handball ffs.

 

[GrahamTaylor5 650]

How do you miss that but see Willock?

[toonotl 2431]

Great save by their centre back. I could be mistaken though. I eagerly await Polarboy's dissertation on the handball rule.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

 I honestly give up. 

[Gemmill 34561]

Howe taking Bruno off in case it goes to penalties. 

[toonotl 2431]

Eagle eyes ref sees that handball by Maxi. Couldn't make it up. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

I’m going to be generous to Wood and say that “shot” was an attempt at time wasting following the handball decision 

[Gemmill 34561]

Have refs got worse cos they've got VAR to fall back on now? Some absolute bollocks from this lot tonight. 

[ewerk 26433]

‘Stacey, not the kind of man Bournemouth would want that chance falling to’.

 

He’s a fucking professional footballer unmarked just outside the six yard box and making 2020 Joelinton look like Shearer.

[GrahamTaylor5 650]

Not sure how we managed to win that. It is the kind of game that always goes against us despite the fact we 100% deserved the win.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

Not a good performance by any stretch but it’ll do to get us through. Another clean sheet at home as well, job done