Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team

[wykikitoon 16833]

Rashford  get up you soft cunt

[toonotl 2455]

ManU blatantly trying to get Burn booked.

[Gemmill 34975]

Neville thinks the ref's doing a good job letting all of Man United's fouls go.

 

[wykikitoon 16833]

Ten Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag crying like a pussy

[wykikitoon 16833]

This is when ASM annoys me.  They have possession near him and he does fuck all.

[OTF 6257]

Have a sook Rashford, you tried to cheat by initiating contact and it didn't work. Now you have to sheepishly put your shoe back on. You can't shield a ball that you don't have possession of.

[LongTimeAdmirer 934]

talking to the ref a lot arent they

[OTF 6257]

1 minute ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

talking to the ref a lot arent they

And we're finally getting some calls that have been going the other way earlier.

[wykikitoon 16833]

That lino is a bit of a fat cunt

[LongTimeAdmirer 934]

didnt even realise mctomminay was playing until now

[wykikitoon 16833]

Cracking challenge by Burn

[OTF 6257]

Murphy's had great confidence since coming back into the side.

[wykikitoon 16833]

Fucking hell Longy.

[wykikitoon 16833]

ASM is a Tory Party Member.  He makes out as if he's working back and grafting and he literally does FUCK all.  Just runs near the player with the ball.

[OTF 6257]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Fucking hell Longy.

Shocker and took way too long to attempt it.

[toonotl 2455]

Fernandes is the biggest bitch in the ManU team which is a massive achievement.

[wykikitoon 16833]

PUT THE PLAYER UNDER FUCKING PRESSURE

[wykikitoon 16833]

Great effort by Longy

[OTF 6257]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

ASM is a Tory Party Member.  He makes out as if he's working back and grafting and he literally does FUCK all.  Just runs near the player with the ball.

 

That's an improvement from what he would have done pre-Howe.

[toonotl 2455]

Unlucky Longstaff. So unlucky. That looked like it was going straight in the top corner.

[OTF 6257]

Dalot shitting himself ala big nose playing away from home Walker when ASM was running at him. More of that please.

[wykikitoon 16833]

Willock.  Mate, you need to have extra shooting lessons.

ASM why didn't he have a go himself?

[Dr Gloom 19882]

So unlucky Longstaff. Sweet strike and would have been a lush team goal with great work from Botman and ASM in the buildup. 
 

how the fuck are we not at least one up here?

[Gemmill 34975]

Willock ffs man. Has to score. 

[OTF 6257]

1 minute ago, toonotl said:

Unlucky Longstaff. So unlucky. That looked like it was going straight in the top corner.

 

Perfectly weighted pass for him too, unlucky would have been a beauty.