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[Howay 12460]

Why do we fuck about at the back so much man

[wykikitoon 16688]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

Joelinton doesn’t look fit to me 

Was just thinking that. Looks lethargic.  

[Renton 17799]

12 hours ago, Gemmill said:

All the best, Captain Topknot. Over 50 though, fuck me!

 

 

 

Fucking he'll man. You're almost 50 chronologically but pushing 70 in terms of lifestyle and hair loss. 

 

Anyway, I'm "watching" this match on the sky sports app at exactly the same time I'm eating out on holiday in Italy. Need to brush up on my Italian as I nervouy update the app every 30 seconds reading the commentary. 

 

Think they sound something like "Ba Ba da  baa baaa daaa. Baba daah! Goalllllll! Forza Newcastle!!!!!". All very loud of course. 

 

Or something. 

[wykikitoon 16688]

Refs needs to fucking get hold of this.  Birghton are sly coward bastards

[wykikitoon 16688]

The one time you want Bruno to have a shot.

[Zathras 234]

How is that not a card?

[Gemmill 34507]

Estupinan lucky not to get a card there.

[wykikitoon 16688]

Our set pieces are fucking woeful man.

[Howay 12460]

How is that not a yellow?

[Zathras 234]

Woof. This is shaping up to be a tough watch. 

[Gemmill 34507]

Let Tonali take the set pieces or something. Trippier's radar is way off atm.

[OTF 6176]

Had to vlbe a yellow that from estupian.

[toonotl 2427]

Such a frustrating half. We should have scored a few. Somehow we're losing. And half the match is almost over.

[Howay 12460]

What the fuck is Schar’s problem today?

[wykikitoon 16688]

Just now, Howay said:

What the fuck is Schar’s problem today?

Botman isnt there

[wykikitoon 16688]

Bruno seems to have responded to Trippiers bollocking

[toonotl 2427]

Joelinton definitely looks off it. Hardly been in the game.

[Howay 12460]

Our midfield has been doing a disappearing act today, it’s like they’re not there as an option if the defense but then they’re not there for the second ball out the box 

[OTF 6176]

1 minute ago, toonotl said:

Such a frustrating half. We should have scored a few. Somehow we're losing. And half the match is almost over.

We've certainly created more chances but have failed to get a shot on target.

[toonotl 2427]

 Schar carded. How is that a card if their cunt didn't get a card? Fuck this ref.

[Gemmill 34507]

How is Schar's a card and Estupinan's isn't? This ref is an arsehole.

[OTF 6176]

Yeah sure, that's a yellow but Estupian's was not...

[Howay 12460]

So raking studs down someone’s ankle isn’t a yellow card but a collision is? 

[Polarboy 2124]

There's a difference between not being great with your feet as a keeper and being a liability, and unfortunately Pope is the latter. We need a better keeper. Being a great shot stopper, decent with crosses, and having a good command of your box is no longer good enough for a modern elite keeper. It's why De Gea is currently a free agent. 

[Renton 17799]

Fuck this is on now? And we're fucking losing? Fucking sky app updated the ko time to fucking "CEM" via geolocation and I assumed it was just some new weird ko time. Rats fucking cocks. I'll stick to toontastic.net for my updates now on.