Aston Villa v Sir Eddie’s free-scoring sausage-shakers - Scatter his enemies

[MrBass 3144]

3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Ref was a cunt tho

and right on cue 

[wykikitoon 23707]

Just now, MrBass said:

Nowt worse that watching a frustrating game and not being able to check this place to read Wiki calling someone a cunt. 

I was laughing at one point thinking with this place it kept my cunt quota down. 

 

Thing is it would have been the ref. He was definitely giving them more of the soft ones, but like Gem said. Bruno was allowing his emotions to get the better of him. How he wasn't carded sooner surprised me. 

[Monkeys Fist 46233]

I’d like to take this opportunity to remind myself how much I fucking hate the Beige and hope it goes shittily bad for them. 

[wykikitoon 23707]

I saw this on Bluesky.

 

I mean Pat. You need to chill out fella. Let's talk after they've played City eh? 

[Gemmill 52250]

Saw someone post something along the lines of "Fair play Villa. Good luck with your bins" on Bluesky which I think captured the mood nicely. 

[Monkeys Fist 46233]

14 minutes ago, MrBass said:

Who’s next on the match thread roster?

Anyone got Nick Kielce Poland’s number? 

[wykikitoon 23707]

[Toonpack 12079]

19 minutes ago, MrBass said:

Who’s next on the match thread roster?

If there's ever a minimal risk game, it's the next one - cue Gemmill

[Renton 24403]

Shows to me the best way to beat us is to play like us. We do play in a similar way to each other, and since cardigan cunt got the gig there the results have see sawed to dramatic alternate wins for either side. This was their turn. We'll be fine though, Ipswich at home is what the doctor ordered, we could do with the doctor getting Eddie well though as well. 

[Dr Gloom 24232]

Our starting eleven is as good as villa’s but their squad is much, much better. That was clear yesterday. They changed half a side after their midweek game. We flogged the same players for the third time in a week. Three of our back four are 30+ and they looked it. I thought Schar was lucky not to be sent off, Trippier looked every one of his 34 years, Murphy, Bruno and Joe were all well off it. 
 

Our subs aren’t helping us at all either so we really need to have games won by the 60 minute mark as there’s a massive drop off in quality late in games. Wilson is offering nothing when he comes on. Gordon hasn’t done much since coming back either.

 

Thank fuck we have a week to recover and prepare and we’re playing Ipswich at home next. We couldn’t have asked for a much better fixture to try to bounce back. 

[Gemmill 52250]

3 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

If there's ever a minimal risk game, it's the next one - cue Gemmill

 

What is this violent sexual offender talking about? 

[Dr Gloom 24232]

It’s got to be Dazzler hasn’t it? He guided us through the other big wining run this season 

[Gemmill 52250]

Are you lads blind? It's already been started. 

 

Fwiw I was in favour of Gloom continuing. If the site's down, it doesn't count. 

[Christmas Tree 5326]

Basically turned out pretty much as I expected, but not quite such a soft capitulation. While I don’t know how they quite did it, their tactics made them look as though they were playing with 12 players. Seemed to boss everything, win most tackles, pass better and have more desire to win.

 

Bruno was like a petulant child at times and the whole performance from the rest was like rabbits caught in the headlights.

 

Hopefully a week off and and a good hard look at that performance will get them back on track for Ipswich. 

[wykikitoon 23707]

2 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Basically turned out pretty much as I expected, but not quite such a soft capitulation. While I don’t know how they quite did it, their tactics made them look as though they were playing with 12 players. Seemed to boss everything, win most tackles, pass better and have more desire to win.

 

Bruno was like a petulant child at times and the whole performance from the rest was like rabbits caught in the headlights.

 

Hopefully a week off and and a good hard look at that performance will get them back on track for Ipswich. 

At times they did have 12 with that aussie cunt ref

[Gemmill 52250]

1 minute ago, Christmas Tree said:

Basically turned out pretty much as I expected, but not quite such a soft capitulation. While I don’t know how they quite did it, their tactics made them look as though they were playing with 12 players. Seemed to boss everything, win most tackles, pass better and have more desire to win.

 

Bruno was like a petulant child at times and the whole performance from the rest was like rabbits caught in the headlights.

 

Hopefully a week off and and a good hard look at that performance will get them back on track for Ipswich. 

 

We better hope so given that it's the only remaining match from which you expect us to get points. The team 3rd in the division suddenly set to become Southampton with 4 games to go. 

[Toonpack 12079]

IF ever a game highlighted our lack of pace at the back, it was that one, our lads are OK if they are fully rested, but when they are tiring there's loads of gaps/space appears which isn't there when they're 100%. That happening combined with facing a pacey attacking team isn't a recipe for success.

[Gemmill 52250]

I would actually be in favour of some sort of internment programme for the Aussies on here, after that dickhead Gillet yesterday. They're not all bad, but we can't take a risk. Get a forum set up called THE CAGE and bounce them all across to it. Just til the end of the season to start with, and then we'll trial letting one or two out during the summer. 

[Toonpack 12079]

On 18/04/2025 at 13:21, Gemmill said:

 

We'll beat Ipswich, Chelsea, and Everton. Ipswich relegated and shit, Chelsea in poor form, Everton will be fully on the beach on the last day and it'll be a party atmosphere at SJP.

 

Minimum of a point from Brighton and Villa. 

 

By the time we play Arsenal, they'll either be focused on a CL final or in the depths that they failed to make the final. I could see us going there and them not being able to match our intensity cos their season is over. 

 

You're being ridiculous and totally underestimating this team to suggest that we can only beat a team in the bottom 3. If that was the case, we wouldn't be sitting 

3rd in the table. 

 

Hmmmmmm

[Kid Dynamite 7916]

It was a weird match. They scored 2 lucky deflections/own goals, but could have had another 3 if Watkins had his shooting boots on. We seemed to be leaving gaps all over the pitch. We need to protect our GD as we might be relying on that to get us into the EL or CL

[ewerk 34102]

25 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I would actually be in favour of some sort of internment programme for the Aussies on here, after that dickhead Gillet yesterday. They're not all bad, but we can't take a risk. Get a forum set up called THE CAGE and bounce them all across to it. Just til the end of the season to start with, and then we'll trial letting one or two out during the summer. 

We used to have a play pen where Ant put Quiff from time to time. Wound him up no end.

Edited Sunday at 08:04 by ewerk

[Gemmill 52250]

5 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

It was a weird match. They scored 2 lucky deflections/own goals, but could have had another 3 if Watkins had his shooting boots on. We seemed to be leaving gaps all over the pitch. We need to protect our GD as we might be relying on that to get us into the EL or CL

 

That was the frustrating thing. That we just kept passing the ball back to them in dangerous areas to blow a hole in our GD. 

[Monkeys Fist 46233]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

We used to have a play pen where Ant put Quiff from time to time. Wound him up no end.

The Crèche. 
 

[wykikitoon 23707]

Yet the way Alan Smith was wanking off we were playing the Galacticos. He was gutted when Schar equalised the biege cunt. 

[Gemmill 52250]

Shame the board was down cos yesterday would have been the ideal opportunity to resurrect the CBs vs RW, which is the most urgent position to be upgraded, discussion. 

 

And I think it's clear that the CB crowd would have prevailed and out the thing to bed for a generation.