Sir Eddie’s club legends v Everton - happy and glorious

[Christmas Tree 5605]

20 minutes ago, Alex said:

Boldon is in the wild no man’s land that forms the area between our superior urban  conurbation and the inferior mackem one. 

 

He was a sofa salesman, and good at his job, but he committed the ultimate sin—and took the commission for a three piece suite after his colleague had done all legwork. Defeated in the small claims court, now he prowls the badlands... hunting late night fares... an avuncular taxi driver with a penchant for camp music... a renegade.

 

As it happens I haven't drove a Taxi since last September, bar one day I think in March, where I launched a heart felt, yet totally doomed to failure, comeback.   This week is the first time in about 20 years where I have not renewed my Taxi MOT and had to get a far cheaper normal one. I have until January to decide whether to renew my personal Taxi Licence, but alas old age is catching up with me a bit and Im currently seeing a physio for advice (which I am not following as I believe he is wrong). Experts!  

 

Having just watched the first two episodes of shameles (US) , I now think there lies a pretty perfect model to follow.  

 

[Alex 38239]

5 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

 

As it happens I haven't drove a Taxi since last September, bar one day I think in March, where I launched a heart felt, yet totally doomed to failure, comeback.   This week is the first time in about 20 years where I have not renewed my Taxi MOT and had to get a far cheaper normal one. I have until January to decide whether to renew my personal Taxi Licence, but alas old age is catching up with me a bit and Im currently seeing a physio for advice (which I am not following as I believe he is wrong). Experts!  

 

Having just watched the first two episodes of shameles (US) , I now think there lies a pretty perfect model to follow.  

 

Hope you get the issue sorted, whatever it is, mate. 

[Dr Gloom 24588]

34 minutes ago, Alex said:

Boldon is in the wild no man’s land that forms the area between our superior urban  conurbation and the inferior mackem one. 

 

He was a sofa salesman, and good at his job, but he committed the ultimate sin—and took the commission for a three piece suite after his colleague had done all legwork. Defeated in the small claims court, now he prowls the badlands... hunting late night fares... an avuncular taxi driver with a penchant for camp music... a renegade.

You should pitch this to Netflix  

[Monkeys Fist 46885]

34 minutes ago, Alex said:

now he prowls the badlands... hunting late night fares... and Debbie from Accounts  

Historical Accuracy’ed YP. 

Also…

53 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

South Tyneside actually and probably closer to the Tyne than most on here

Went on google earth, measured shortest straight line from your car outside your gaff to the Tyne - 4.354km 

 

Ditto My car outside my gaff- 4.361km. 

You win by 7 fucking metres. 

 

I agree with Dougle, you’re a cunt 

[Monkeys Fist 46885]

5 minutes ago, Alex said:

Hope you get the issue sorted, whatever it is, mate. 

 

[Christmas Tree 5605]

54 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Historical Accuracy’ed YP. 

Also…

Went on google earth, measured shortest straight line from your car outside your gaff to the Tyne - 4.354km 

 

Ditto My car outside my gaff- 4.361km. 

You win by 7 fucking metres. 

 

I agree with Dougle, you’re a cunt 

 

 But how dare you! 4.12 metres and less if I go to the bottom of the garden. 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 46885]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

less if I go to the bottom of the garden. 

You have to add 1000m to account for climbing the sofa/deaddogs/budgies/metector mountain. 

[Dr Gloom 24588]

i forgot about his metal detector fad

[Christmas Tree 5605]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

i forgot about his metal detector fad

Other than getting abused off hazel nut latte drinking, guardian loving lefties, it was my favourite hobby.

 

About to go up for sale though  

[Monkeys Fist 46885]

3 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

About to go up for sale though

Have you found all the spoons, then? 

[toonotl 3793]

Listed for the low low price of one genuine Roman coin.

[RobinRobin 13179]

7 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

About to go up for sale though  

If you can find it. 🙂 

[Gemmill 53692]

TWO free pints at SJP for this one. 

[Dr Gloom 24588]

[Gemmill 53692]

Next couple of days crucial to Isak's availability. They're hoping he can train with the group tomorrow. 

 

Doesn't sound that positive, assuming Howe is telling the truth. 

[ewerk 34821]

Just now, Gemmill said:

Next couple of days crucial to Isak's availability.

 

Really? Two days out from the game and the next couple of days are crucial to his availability?

 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 24588]

isak starts, i reckon. he was held back from arsenal to go one final time in the game we were more likelyt to win.

 

don't be surprised to see big joe in from the start either. apparently he was given an injection, which suggests they might be trying to rinse one final game out of him. but then he's also been rumoured to have been in brazil this week, so who the fuck knows

[Gemmill 53692]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

Really? Two days out from the game and the next couple of days are crucial to his availability?

 

 

 

 

As in he's not ready to be declared fit yet. It's really not difficult if you take a break from trying to be a clever cunt. 🙄

[Toonpack 12446]

Hmmm 🤞🏻