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I wrote this about a 6 weeks ago and things are still no better:

 

The Season ahead

 

What will it bring excitement and thrills?

Has Mr Souness got the management skills?

After his performance last season, confidence is low

I'll give him until Christmas then he can go

I hope I'm wrong and he's still here in time

Because that means the Toon have been playing sublime.

 

But, two players signed for the start of the season

Our best player gone for whatever the reason

Seems good, cheap players are hard to find

Especially one's that don't speak their mind

 

World class players knocking on the door

Right Oh Fred, heard that one before!

Will it be Owen, Emre or Figo?

Or is this just you massaging your ego?

Time will tell on the fourth of July

Whether it's the truth or another big lie?

 

Although we are known to change our mind like the weather

I can assure you this time were at the end of our tether

So it looks like your drinking in the last chance Saloon

Unless you and your Manager bring a Cup to the Toon

All the fans want is some vast improvement

But what i predict is an Anti-Fred movement

 

We'll forgive and forget as we always do, and wish you the best for the season ahead

Even though we know you can't lie straight in bed

Because no matter what happens we follow our team

It's called supporting The Toon, living the dream.

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Fucking shite B)

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You're just jeal cos it's better than the ones you write on the lawn at the Civic in your lunch hour. :lol:

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Rumbled :D

 

It's still shite though

 

 

;)

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Fucking shite B)

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You're just jeal cos it's better than the ones you write on the lawn at the Civic in your lunch hour. :D

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Rumbled :lol:

 

It's still shite though

 

 

:lol:

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Think I'll have a stroll over the civic tomorrow dinnertime and it's not to pay my council tax

:lol:;)

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Careless Whisper I presume, whooshed again.

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Must start varying my avatars

B)

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And your posting style.

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Go and fuck yourself

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your right i must :lol:

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I got one too. All of NUFC's fortunes in a haiku...

 

Wanker Chairman

Wanker Manager

Alan Shearer leads the line still

 

Great, fast-loading new forum. Love it.

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That's not a haiku though B)

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I got one too. All of NUFC's fortunes in a haiku...

 

Wanker Chairman

Wanker Manager

Alan Shearer leads the line still

 

Great, fast-loading new forum. Love it.

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That's not a haiku though B)

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Trying my best buddy. Limerick, anyone?

 

There was a chairman from Newcastle

Who thought buying new players a hassle

He said “Wait and see,”

“Owen’ll come here for free”

And thus f**ked the Club right up the assle.

 

 

Yes, it IS rather slow at the office. Why do you ask?

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Careless Whisper I presume, whooshed again.

10573[/snapback]

 

Must start varying my avatars

:blink:

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And your posting style.

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Cos sarcasism sounds different in every post? :razz:

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What's that like?

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Careless Whisper I presume, whooshed again.

10573[/snapback]

 

Must start varying my avatars

:lol:

10575[/snapback]

And your posting style.

10576[/snapback]

 

 

Go and fuck yourself

 

 

 

Your right i must :jerkit:

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You're tbh.

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Careless Whisper I presume, whooshed again.

10573[/snapback]

 

Must start varying my avatars

:lol:

10575[/snapback]

And your posting style.

10576[/snapback]

 

 

Go and fuck yourself

 

 

 

Your right i must :jerkit:

10577[/snapback]

 

You're tbh.

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One thing worse than a pedant is a pedant who is nearly seven months late.

 

Was that comment gestating or something, it certianly appears a little immature if not premature.

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