Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 I wrote this about a 6 weeks ago and things are still no better: The Season ahead What will it bring excitement and thrills? Has Mr Souness got the management skills? After his performance last season, confidence is low I'll give him until Christmas then he can go I hope I'm wrong and he's still here in time Because that means the Toon have been playing sublime. But, two players signed for the start of the season Our best player gone for whatever the reason Seems good, cheap players are hard to find Especially one's that don't speak their mind World class players knocking on the door Right Oh Fred, heard that one before! Will it be Owen, Emre or Figo? Or is this just you massaging your ego? Time will tell on the fourth of July Whether it's the truth or another big lie? Although we are known to change our mind like the weather I can assure you this time were at the end of our tether So it looks like your drinking in the last chance Saloon Unless you and your Manager bring a Cup to the Toon All the fans want is some vast improvement But what i predict is an Anti-Fred movement We'll forgive and forget as we always do, and wish you the best for the season ahead Even though we know you can't lie straight in bed Because no matter what happens we follow our team It's called supporting The Toon, living the dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Fucking shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35303 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Fucking shite 10563[/snapback] You're just jeal cos it's better than the ones you write on the lawn at the Civic in your lunch hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Fucking shite 10563[/snapback] You're just jeal cos it's better than the ones you write on the lawn at the Civic in your lunch hour. 10566[/snapback] Rumbled It's still shite though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 11, 2005 Author Share Posted August 11, 2005 Fucking shite 10563[/snapback] You're just jeal cos it's better than the ones you write on the lawn at the Civic in your lunch hour. 10566[/snapback] Rumbled It's still shite though 10569[/snapback] Think I'll have a stroll over the civic tomorrow dinnertime and it's not to pay my council tax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Careless Whisper I presume, whooshed again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 11, 2005 Author Share Posted August 11, 2005 Careless Whisper I presume, whooshed again. 10573[/snapback] Must start varying my avatars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Careless Whisper I presume, whooshed again. 10573[/snapback] Must start varying my avatars 10575[/snapback] And your posting style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 11, 2005 Author Share Posted August 11, 2005 Careless Whisper I presume, whooshed again. 10573[/snapback] Must start varying my avatars 10575[/snapback] And your posting style. 10576[/snapback] Go and fuck yourself Your right i must Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyStar 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 I got one too. All of NUFC's fortunes in a haiku... Wanker Chairman Wanker Manager Alan Shearer leads the line still Great, fast-loading new forum. Love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 I got one too. All of NUFC's fortunes in a haiku... Wanker Chairman Wanker Manager Alan Shearer leads the line still Great, fast-loading new forum. Love it. 10581[/snapback] That's not a haiku though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyStar 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 I got one too. All of NUFC's fortunes in a haiku... Wanker Chairman Wanker Manager Alan Shearer leads the line still Great, fast-loading new forum. Love it. 10581[/snapback] That's not a haiku though 10582[/snapback] Trying my best buddy. Limerick, anyone? There was a chairman from Newcastle Who thought buying new players a hassle He said “Wait and see,” “Owen’ll come here for free” And thus f**ked the Club right up the assle. Yes, it IS rather slow at the office. Why do you ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 How many Lucky members do we have now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 (edited) Charlie stood aboard the ship, Lighting fire crackers, A spark shot up his trooza leg, And burnt his fookin' nackaz. Allegedly. Edited August 11, 2005 by WubbleUC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 *Bump* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I wandered lonely as a JJ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I wandered lonely as a JJ... 13795[/snapback] Gotthere just ahead of me Gawd Help us - POETS.............................. on a football forum FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 I see this was printed in "The Mag" yesterday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Careless Whisper I presume, whooshed again. 10573[/snapback] Must start varying my avatars 10575[/snapback] And your posting style. 10576[/snapback] Cos sarcasism sounds different in every post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 How many Lucky members do we have now? 10595[/snapback] Only just seen this! It doesn't matter how many, just as long as everyone knows who was the first and is the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Careless Whisper I presume, whooshed again. 10573[/snapback] Must start varying my avatars 10575[/snapback] And your posting style. 10576[/snapback] Cos sarcasism sounds different in every post? 15681[/snapback] What's that like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 27, 2006 Author Share Posted February 27, 2006 My creative juices are flowing again http://s3.invisionfree.com/NUFCforum/index...?showtopic=1272 God I'm good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 Careless Whisper I presume, whooshed again. 10573[/snapback] Must start varying my avatars 10575[/snapback] And your posting style. 10576[/snapback] Go and fuck yourself Your right i must 10577[/snapback] You're tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Careless Whisper I presume, whooshed again. 10573[/snapback] Must start varying my avatars 10575[/snapback] And your posting style. 10576[/snapback] Go and fuck yourself Your right i must 10577[/snapback] You're tbh. 101535[/snapback] One thing worse than a pedant is a pedant who is nearly seven months late. Was that comment gestating or something, it certianly appears a little immature if not premature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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