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Just home from work and my punishment for having 3 weeks off was to have the busiest night in the world. There must have been a special offer on caesarian sections last night cos there's now 3 new little people in the world and I still haven't had my tea :lol:

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Just home from work and my punishment for having 3 weeks off was to have the busiest night in the world.  There must have been a special offer on caesarian sections last night cos there's now 3 new little people in the world and I still haven't had my tea  :razz:

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Are they handing you coupons as they enter the theatre like? :lol:

 

'STOP! You'll have to use the scissors and the wooden spoon on this one, Doc. Her coupon expired yesterday.'

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Just home from work and my punishment for having 3 weeks off was to have the busiest night in the world.  There must have been a special offer on caesarian sections last night cos there's now 3 new little people in the world and I still haven't had my tea  B)

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Are they handing you coupons as they enter the theatre like? :lol:

 

'STOP! You'll have to use the scissors and the wooden spoon on this one, Doc. Her coupon expired yesterday.'

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:razz:

 

I think the special offer was that if they had their caesarians last night then they got the best anaesthetic nurse the north-east has to offer :bedhump:

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Just home from work and my punishment for having 3 weeks off was to have the busiest night in the world.  There must have been a special offer on caesarian sections last night cos there's now 3 new little people in the world and I still haven't had my tea  B)

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Are they handing you coupons as they enter the theatre like? :lol:

 

'STOP! You'll have to use the scissors and the wooden spoon on this one, Doc. Her coupon expired yesterday.'

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:razz:

 

I think the special offer was that if they had their caesarians last night then they got the best anaesthetic nurse the north-east has to offer :bedhump:

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Aye, well you do usually leave me feeling pretty numb like.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

KIDDING :D XXXX

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Aye, well you do usually leave me feeling pretty numb like.

 

KIDDING  :razz:  XXXX

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Be careful - you never know when you might need me! :lol:

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Oh, and if any of you need a caesarian in the next 3 days, I'll be here til Monday morning. Very reasonable deal to be done - mates rates and all that. :razz:

 

Howay man - I need to try and get rich somehow! :lol:

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Oh, and if any of you need a caesarian in the next 3 days, I'll be here til Monday morning.  Very reasonable deal to be done - mates rates and all that. :razz:

 

Howay man - I need to try and get rich somehow!  :lol:

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you could always sell tickets to americans to come and gaup at the missing link.

 

It's not Like Gemmil has much to do in the evenings...

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I came on to say a nice weekend good morning to the girls, and yaz arnt here, not a sign of anyone today.

 

So, do you laydeez have something worth staying in bed for today ? :lol:

 

:razz:

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I came on to say a nice weekend good morning to the girls, and yaz arnt here, not a sign of anyone today.

 

So, do you laydeez have something worth staying in bed for today ?  :lol:

 

  B)

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Been up since 5.30 looking on t'internet for properties. Other half has just been pffered a new job which starts in 4 weeks time. More money so hooray but big big downside, the house we are in comes with his current job so we have 4 weeks to find somewhere to live ... :razz:

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I came on to say a nice weekend good morning to the girls, and yaz arnt here, not a sign of anyone today.

 

So, do you laydeez have something worth staying in bed for today ?  :razz:

 

  B)

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yeah....working night shift tonight, so i slept as long as i could this morning! Kept waking up and then thinking, mmmm its saturday i can go back to sleep!!

 

Morning everyone.

 

Is there any football at all today? :lol: ....must be getting desperate, i'd accept a play off final!!

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I came on to say a nice weekend good morning to the girls, and yaz arnt here, not a sign of anyone today.

 

So, do you laydeez have something worth staying in bed for today ?  :razz:

 

  B)

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yeah....working night shift tonight, so i slept as long as i could this morning! Kept waking up and then thinking, mmmm its saturday i can go back to sleep!!

 

Morning everyone.

 

Is there any football at all today? :lol: ....must be getting desperate, i'd accept a play off final!!

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Playoff Final Tomorow! :bedhump:

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I came on to say a nice weekend good morning to the girls, and yaz arnt here, not a sign of anyone today.

 

So, do you laydeez have something worth staying in bed for today ?  B)

 

  :bedhump:

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yeah....working night shift tonight, so i slept as long as i could this morning! Kept waking up and then thinking, mmmm its saturday i can go back to sleep!!

 

Morning everyone.

 

Is there any football at all today? :lol: ....must be getting desperate, i'd accept a play off final!!

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Playoff Final Tomorow! :D

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yeah thanks jonny, i knew there was the leeds one tomorrow. Have we had the others? :razz: I've lost track :rolleyes:

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I came on to say a nice weekend good morning to the girls, and yaz arnt here, not a sign of anyone today.

 

So, do you laydeez have something worth staying in bed for today ?  B)

 

  :bedhump:

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yeah....working night shift tonight, so i slept as long as i could this morning! Kept waking up and then thinking, mmmm its saturday i can go back to sleep!!

 

Morning everyone.

 

Is there any football at all today? :lol: ....must be getting desperate, i'd accept a play off final!!

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Playoff Final Tomorow! :rolleyes:

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yeah thanks jonny, i knew there was the leeds one tomorrow. Have we had the others? :razz: I've lost track :D

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Next weekend are the others so my father informs me :D

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bleeeurrrghh :D

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what you making a pukey face for you tool ??? :D hangover ...too much vino was it you shandy !!

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Aye he's hungover, he rolled home just after 9am today, following his night out. He claims to have stayed Bob's house, and slept on the sofa. He has gone to bed, and left me instructions to wake him at 2pm if he hasnt woken up before then :lol:

 

I reckon :razz: Bob B) must have kept him up all night :rolleyes:

 

 

 

 

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bleeeurrrghh :D

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what you making a pukey face for you tool ??? :rolleyes: hangover ...too much vino was it you shandy !!

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Aye he's hungover, he rolled home just after 9am today, following his night out. He claims to have stayed Bob's house, and slept on the sofa. He has gone to bed, and left me instructions to wake him at 2pm if he hasnt woken up before then :lol:

 

I reckon :razz: Bob B) must have kept him up all night :D

 

 

 

 

:D

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"Bob" ?? hmmmm.....if I remember rightly he's not adverse to a little casino action! I remember a night out from work and him and HRT ended up going to the casino, then for breakfast , then back into work the next day "sans" sleep and rather smelly :D

 

Ah well, back to the property search, there are absolutely cac all suitable places to rent in my area unless I want to leave it to the council and end up in a block of flats surrounded by dealers, charvs and Iranians :D I wonder if I can sort a mortgage out in 4 weeks :bedhump:

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I came on to say a nice weekend good morning to the girls, and yaz arnt here, not a sign of anyone today.

 

So, do you laydeez have something worth staying in bed for today ?  B)

 

  :bedhump:

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I. F*cking.Wish. Then I remind myself of all the aggrevation that comes with and count my blessing that I have no :lol: something worth staying in bed for :razz: at this time. My lay in had everything to do with a hell night at work.

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I came on to say a nice weekend good morning to the girls, and yaz arnt here, not a sign of anyone today.

 

So, do you laydeez have something worth staying in bed for today ?  :bedhump:

 

  :D

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I. F*cking.Wish. Then I remind myself of all the aggrevation that comes with and count my blessing that I have no :lol: something worth staying in bed for :razz: at this time. My lay in had everything to do with a hell night at work.

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Can I just add that this - B) - is the gayest smilie in all of Christendom.

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I came on to say a nice weekend good morning to the girls, and yaz arnt here, not a sign of anyone today.

 

So, do you laydeez have something worth staying in bed for today ?  :lol:

 

  :razz:

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I got home from work this morning and went straight to bed cos I STUPIDLY told one of the girls I'd come in early tonight so they could all go out on the town without me. Tonights nightshift: 6.30pm til 8am tomorrow morning, and I know for a fact that the lass who's coming in for me tomorrow will be fucking wasted tonight and will be late in B)

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I came on to say a nice weekend good morning to the girls, and yaz arnt here, not a sign of anyone today.

 

So, do you laydeez have something worth staying in bed for today ?  :lol:

 

  :razz:

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I got home from work this morning and went straight to bed cos I STUPIDLY told one of the girls I'd come in early tonight so they could all go out on the town without me. Tonights nightshift: 6.30pm til 8am tomorrow morning, and I know for a fact that the lass who's coming in for me tomorrow will be fucking wasted tonight and will be late in :bedhump:

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Do you nurses ever do any work B)

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I came on to say a nice weekend good morning to the girls, and yaz arnt here, not a sign of anyone today.

 

So, do you laydeez have something worth staying in bed for today ?  B)

 

  :bedhump:

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I got home from work this morning and went straight to bed cos I STUPIDLY told one of the girls I'd come in early tonight so they could all go out on the town without me. Tonights nightshift: 6.30pm til 8am tomorrow morning, and I know for a fact that the lass who's coming in for me tomorrow will be fucking wasted tonight and will be late in :rolleyes:

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Do you nurses ever do any work :D

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:razz::lol:

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Ok Jonny2J, back away slowly SLOWLY .... no, dont turn your back to them, just nice and easy..... I have experience here, my wifes an OT ... must handle with care :lol:

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I came on to say a nice weekend good morning to the girls, and yaz arnt here, not a sign of anyone today.

 

So, do you laydeez have something worth staying in bed for today ?  :razz:

 

  B)

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I got home from work this morning and went straight to bed cos I STUPIDLY told one of the girls I'd come in early tonight so they could all go out on the town without me. Tonights nightshift: 6.30pm til 8am tomorrow morning, and I know for a fact that the lass who's coming in for me tomorrow will be fucking wasted tonight and will be late in :D

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Do you nurses ever do any work :bedhump:

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:lol::rolleyes:

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