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"Brett Emerton is a Blackburn Rovers player" - Alan Oliver



"I have no influence on decisions made at NUFC, for I am merely a humble scribe."


Alan Oliver



"And I can exclusively reveal that Newcastle aren't really interested in signing anybody" - Alan Oliver

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Freddy Shepherd - "To be honest, loads of players would rather go elsewhere than come here"



Even more unlikely


Freddy shepherd declined to make a comment to the media today.....

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"Good decision ref" - Rooney

"I saw eet" - Wenger

"10k p/w please do you have a pen for me to sign right now?" - Rio

"Please excuse my speech impediment" - Diouf

"I'm a geordie but I don't know what the fans want" - FF

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