Optimistic Nut 9 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 "Brett Emerton is a Blackburn Rovers player" - Alan Oliver 11364[/snapback] "I have no influence on decisions made at NUFC, for I am merely a humble scribe." Alan Oliver 11372[/snapback] "And I can exclusively reveal that Newcastle aren't really interested in signing anybody" - Alan Oliver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Michael Owen - "I've always wanted to play for Newcastle" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 (edited) "A Daily Star and 20 Regal please...." - Graeme Le-Saux Edited August 12, 2005 by Sicklee Sausage Roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 9 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 "I accept" - Olivier Bernard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emperor_k 1 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Graeme Souness - "He's an awkward charictor, but I have never fallen out with anybody before so I will not start now" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 9 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 "Play right-wing for the benefit of the team? Of course Mr Souness" - Craig Bellamy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitty-sniper 0 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Alan Shearer- "i think you'll find that if you square C and then factorise it you'll come up with the answer to the problem in hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rikko 20 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Freddy Shepherd - "To be honest, loads of players would rather go elsewhere than come here" 11350[/snapback] Even more unlikely Freddy shepherd declined to make a comment to the media today..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black&White 0 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Shephard:- "It was a big mistake on my part and I should never have hired Greame Souness in the first place". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 9 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" - Kieron Dyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 "Garlic bread?" - Thierry Henry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 9 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 "He's welcome to visit me in Portsmouth anytime he likes" - Robert on Oliver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Do you mind if I stay back and do some extra fitness work boss? Mark Viduka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Did you ever finish that book on Plato I leant you Gary? It's a most fascinating read, isn't it, I think the works of him and Aristotle really shaped the way the Western world thinks. Wayne Rooney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 9 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 "Short back & sides please" - Carlos Valderrama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 "Short back & sides please" - Carlos Valderrama 11432[/snapback] See Cisse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 "Good decision ref" - Rooney "I saw eet" - Wenger "10k p/w please do you have a pen for me to sign right now?" - Rio "Please excuse my speech impediment" - Diouf "I'm a geordie but I don't know what the fans want" - FF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 No thanks, I'm a professional footballer, I can't do things like that. Besides, it's illegal. Jonathan Woodgate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shakermaker 0 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 shay given "thanks lads,another quiet afternoon" el hadj-diouf-"i'm gonna cough,has anyone got a hankie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Anyone fancy a wild night out on the lash? Alan Shearer I think I'll celebrate this hattrick by creosoting my fence. Kieron Dyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emperor_k 1 Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 shepherd - "It had crossed my mind to wait and see how the first few games of the next season went, however I thought it would be better to replace the manager at the end of may rather than the end of august" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 (edited) Fat Fred "I accept this award as the leagues best chairman on behalf of the Newcastle fans who show me so much love and respect" Edited August 13, 2005 by David Kelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 "I'm just popping into Reg Vardy to buy a sensible car" - Dyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 I couldn't possibly pass comment on Craig Bellamy, as I've never met him. Terry McDermott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar 0 Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Keegan: I wouldn't really mind if we didn't beat them. And Alex Ferguson's comments on Stuart Pearce were well though out and justified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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