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What's that one where a bloke gives the same answer to every question? I was pissing myself at that. summat like....

 

A farm bird: Turkey

A christmas tradition: Turkey

A Eurasian country: Turkey

something bootiful: Turkey

a violent nation of football fans: Turkey

 

EDIT: Found it...

 

One of the most talked about episodes of Family Fortunes involved a contestant (the late Bob Johnson) in the Big Money round using the word "turkey" for three answers in a row, causing the audience and Max Bygraves, who was the host at that time, to break down in laughter.

 

Max: Name something people take with them to the beach.

Bob: Turkey. (Scored zero points)

Max: The first thing you buy at a supermarket.

Bob: Turkey. (Scored zero points)

Max: A food often stuffed.

Bob: Turkey. (Scored 21 points)

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What's that one where a bloke gives the same answer to every question?  I was pissing myself at that.  summat like....

 

A farm bird: Turkey

A christmas tradition: Turkey

A Eurasian country: Turkey

something bootiful: Turkey

a violent nation of football fans: Turkey

 

EDIT:  Found it...

 

One of the most talked about episodes of Family Fortunes involved a contestant (the late Bob Johnson) in the Big Money round using the word "turkey" for three answers in a row, causing the audience and Max Bygraves, who was the host at that time, to break down in laughter.

 

Max: Name something people take with them to the beach.

Bob: Turkey. (Scored zero points)

Max: The first thing you buy at a supermarket.

Bob: Turkey. (Scored zero points)

Max: A food often stuffed.

Bob: Turkey. (Scored 21 points)

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I loved the fact the bloke in question (some sort of mad uncle or grandad) was laughing away but when they cut to the family their faces said he's be getting a kicking when they got home!

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Not to be pre-emptive or anything, but apparently Wacky's heard from me that Smooth Operator likes a hot meat filling in his chocolate.

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Not to be pre-emptive or anything, but apparently Wacky's heard from me that Smooth Operator likes a hot meat filling in his chocolate.

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not the only one on the board....... :(

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My personal favourite:

 

Name a bird with a long neck

 

 

Naomi Campbell !

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'Name a filling in Chocolate', she said 'Meat'

 

Sounds good to me.

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Meat goood..chocolate gooood......Whats not to like?

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Friends... right?

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Not to be pre-emptive or anything, but apparently Wacky's heard from me that Smooth Operator likes a hot meat filling in his chocolate.

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Yes, apparently doctor Meenzer has gave him quite a few hot beef injections over the years :(

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