snakehips 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I particularly liked these lot: Shakin, Stevenage Given the current financial climate in world football, with the purse strings of Roman Abramovich seeming to vastly inflate the ceiling that a club can demand for any player who becomes available, the question that begs to be asked is - which is faster, a sledge or a canoe? Lynn Brittleton Hi Glenn, I think you are cool. If you ate yourself, would you double your weight or disappear altogether? Paolo Rizzo Hi Glen, Do you think that using the 15 minutes of half time with some other form of entertainment could bring more enjoyment to the 52000 fans? I was thinking perhaps os a sport such as wrestling. Maybe bring back some of the old stars such as Pat Pattan or Kendo Nagasaki. Nicola Sleighthousen What's the most meat you've ever eaten at one sitting? I managed a whole tin of hot dog sausages wrapped in turkey roll once before I lost all the weight. Davey Pontoon, Ponteland Who is the strongest human? Davey Puntnop, Ponteland Hi Glenn, good luck for the season ahead. Taking the cheetah out of the equation what is world's fastest land-based mammal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curry stained pilchard 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I particularly liked these lot: Shakin, Stevenage Given the current financial climate in world football, with the purse strings of Roman Abramovich seeming to vastly inflate the ceiling that a club can demand for any player who becomes available, the question that begs to be asked is - which is faster, a sledge or a canoe? Lynn Brittleton Hi Glenn, I think you are cool. If you ate yourself, would you double your weight or disappear altogether? Paolo Rizzo Hi Glen, Do you think that using the 15 minutes of half time with some other form of entertainment could bring more enjoyment to the 52000 fans? I was thinking perhaps os a sport such as wrestling. Maybe bring back some of the old stars such as Pat Pattan or Kendo Nagasaki. Nicola Sleighthousen What's the most meat you've ever eaten at one sitting? I managed a whole tin of hot dog sausages wrapped in turkey roll once before I lost all the weight. Davey Pontoon, Ponteland Who is the strongest human? Davey Puntnop, Ponteland Hi Glenn, good luck for the season ahead. Taking the cheetah out of the equation what is world's fastest land-based mammal? 177504[/snapback] I've got one... Hi Glenny, good luck for the new season! My question is... What would you rather bee or a wasp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34461 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Hi Glenn. Would you rather shag a lass with no arms or no legs? *prays GeordieMessiah doesn't stray on here today* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Hi Glenn...pregnant lasses....do they...you know...give you the horn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4855 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Hi Glenn...pregnant lasses....do they...you know...give you the horn? 177610[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Half an hour. Don't forget! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 (edited) I don't believe they didn't post my very valid youtube question, but they allowed: Steven Bambra, Gateshead Wonder Boy Will you please bring back Craig Bellamy to solve our striker crisis, he loves us more than the scousers!!!! NOT TO MENTION: John Scurfield hi glenn i actually live quite near your old house in essex and i think u can bring us success my question is that i think we need to wings backs is our week piont if you get them i think titus and moore or taylor would be a top class defence.I think graverson would be a good buy because you cant trust dyer not get injured.And now shearer has gone i think we need a foward i always like dean ashton he is so much like shearer i wanted him when west ham got him but now he injured so is kuyt the man ! Without ever asking a question. Edited August 15, 2006 by Patrokles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 MICK LOWES! DON'T ENCOURAGE THE CALLERS TO TALK AT LENGTH AND OFFER THEIR OWN OPINIONS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Talking about Dyer and how he's had an extended break to ensure he doesn't get reinjured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus Bridge 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Tip- Don't read the tripe in the same thread on N-O, its infuriated me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/content/webcams/...io_webcam.shtml Lowes would engulf Fred. No question. Fred is fat, but Lowes is a different league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34461 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 It did sound there like Roeder has been taken in by Oliver's bullshit re Martins' age like, which is disappointing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 IAN'S BIG LIST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 It did sound there like Roeder has been taken in by Oliver's bullshit re Martins' age like, which is disappointing. 178250[/snapback] Only to the extent that he's trying to get a discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 It did sound there like Roeder has been taken in by Oliver's bullshit re Martins' age like, which is disappointing. 178250[/snapback] Although he did seem to tread very carefully in his reply, which may suggest he's interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 IAN SHUT THE FUCK UP IAN STOP IT IAN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Caller: "There's always an end product from James Milner", yeah right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 IAN SHUT THE FUCK UP IAN STOP IT IAN. 178254[/snapback] What a fucking twat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4855 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Caller: "There's always an end product from James Milner", yeah right. 178255[/snapback] Thought he said Charles N'Zogbia rather than James Milner??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34461 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 IAN SHUT THE FUCK UP IAN STOP IT IAN. 178254[/snapback] Letting cretins have far too much say on here given there's only an hour like. Ask the question then cut the fucker off tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Caller: "There's always an end product from James Milner", yeah right. 178255[/snapback] Thought he said Charles N'Zogbia rather than James Milner??? 178258[/snapback] He mentioned both, but he did say that about Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 (edited) In for Martins AND Kuyt! Oh, and a defender, too. Edited August 15, 2006 by Patrokles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34461 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 In for Martins AND Kuyt! 178261[/snapback] Did he say that like. He definitely has a voice that keeps making me just cut him off. All of a sudden I realise I've missed 2 or 3 minutes of his patter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8870 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 In for Martins AND Kuyt! 178261[/snapback] Well, if we lose out to Liverpool concerning Kuijt we are back to square one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 In for Martins AND Kuyt! 178261[/snapback] Did he say that like. He definitely has a voice that keeps making me just cut him off. All of a sudden I realise I've missed 2 or 3 minutes of his patter. 178262[/snapback] I was thinking the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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