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"mmmm, that looks tatey"

 

Does she have some kind of speech impediment?

 

Or just a potato fetish? ;)

I'm typing with one hand because the other is cradling the last bit of scran as if it was the infant son of God. :rolleyes:

 

GF has swiped the Communion wafers. He's finally hit rock bottom.

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"mmmm, that looks tatey"

 

Does she have some kind of speech impediment?

 

Or just a potato fetish? :)

I'm typing with one hand because the other is cradling the last bit of scran as if it was the infant son of God. :rolleyes:

 

GF has swiped the Communion wafers. He's finally hit rock bottom.

;)

 

and wiki... what's "knocking Tom"? :rolleyes:

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"mmmm, that looks tatey"

 

Does she have some kind of speech impediment?

 

Or just a potato fetish? :rolleyes:

I'm typing with one hand because the other is cradling the last bit of scran as if it was the infant son of God. :P

 

GF has swiped the Communion wafers. He's finally hit rock bottom.

and wiki... what's "knocking Tom"? :)

 

 

;) Knocking Tommorow, IE Skiving, not coming into work, pretending to be sick :rolleyes:

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ahhh the penny drops.

 

I wish I could sack friday off, but I only started on Tuesday, it may be frowned upon ;)

 

I know Gemmil would have no qualms skiving off the afternoon of his first day, but I have some morals...

 

 

p.s. I noticed you needed 2 edits there wiki... mind on other things?

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I have a tip for a horse tomorrow

 

I am going to Greenock on Saturday on a bus, despite thinking we weren't running one.

 

I am reading a brilliant book the wife got me for Valentines

 

I am getting interviewed by a journalist about supporting AUFC on Saturday. ;)

 

I am supping a chilled can of Coke Zero. :rolleyes:

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ahhh the penny drops.

 

I wish I could sack friday off, but I only started on Tuesday, it may be frowned upon ;)

 

I know Gemmil would have no qualms skiving off the afternoon of his first day, but I have some morals...

 

 

p.s. I noticed you needed 2 edits there wiki... mind on other things?

 

:rolleyes: Aye marra :)

 

Would be a bit off skiving straight away hehe

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1. I'm supposed to be re-writing a teaching package for work and my brain has turned to mush. I've given up for today.

 

2. My washing machine is bouncing across the kitchen floor as I type.

 

3. I'm going to the shop to get some chocolate. Anybody want some?

 

4. I've got an enormous bruise on my arm from Saturday night and have absolutely no idea how I got it.

 

5. I need to go to Tesco but I can't be arsed.

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1. My first thought when I read this thread tonight was - am not from South Tyneside thank fuck

 

2. If the pattern of the last two nights are followed, I'm about to dream about Vanessa Feltz telling me where I'm going wrong in my life

 

3. I'm about to put my framed Keegan 92/93 framed picture on ebay

 

4. I need a piss. brb

 

5. Like Top Lass (probably) I went to Gorman's chippy tonight

 

 

I go to the Gormans you dont like, its closer to my house.

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back from work

playing fm07 and drawing away to rangers in the CL ;)

got a big fuck off mug of tea :rolleyes:

going to watch the match with a curry :)

Valeri Bojinov has just come on to score in the 89th minute and win the game :rolleyes:

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Just finished my tea

 

am debating whether to go out to watch the match

 

tickets came today for Rodrigo y Gabriela ;)

 

dog is in a huff as we never left him any garlic bread

 

going to watch Hollyoaks in a min

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1) I usually work through my lunch hour, but today I went out for walk about town.

 

2) That walk cost me £50 as I bought a new going out top.

 

3) I'm gona wear my new top on Sat night.

 

4) Despite his best efforts, my boss has failed to make me cry this week.

 

5) I'm going to soak in the bath till my fingers go crinkly.

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Just finished my tea

 

am debating whether to go out to watch the match

 

tickets came today for Rodrigo y Gabriela :rolleyes:

 

dog is in a huff as we never left him any garlic bread

 

going to watch Hollyoaks in a min

 

Kleenex at the ready, I was nearly in tears when Becca died. It's on E4 in a minute ;)

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dog is in a huff as we never left him any garlic bread

 

;)

 

how the fuck can you tell if your dog is in a huff?

 

he goes into his cage and turns his back on us :rolleyes:

 

poor Becca that was v sad :)

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I have a tip for a horse tomorrow

 

I am going to Greenock on Saturday on a bus, despite thinking we weren't running one.

 

I am reading a brilliant book the wife got me for Valentines

 

I am getting interviewed by a journalist about supporting AUFC on Saturday. ;)

 

I am supping a chilled can of Coke Zero. :rolleyes:

 

 

 

Share the news! :)

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I have a tip for a horse tomorrow

 

I am going to Greenock on Saturday on a bus, despite thinking we weren't running one.

 

I am reading a brilliant book the wife got me for Valentines

 

I am getting interviewed by a journalist about supporting AUFC on Saturday. ;)

 

I am supping a chilled can of Coke Zero. :rolleyes:

 

 

 

Share the news! :)

Second that!

 

1. Got a message from Cath's brother and he called me buddy (another friend uses it when someone pisses him off so I'm unsure).

2. My copa mundials have left the states and are on their way to me - with 3 sets of shin pads because it's impossible to find decent ones.

3. Tickets for the dears and elbow concerts arrived in the mail.

4. Have to grade kids into teams on Sunday and I'm not looking forward to it.

5. Can't play football Sunday morning because of said kids grading :rolleyes:

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1. Got a message from Cath's brother and he called me buddy (another friend uses it when someone pisses him off so I'm unsure).

 

I was out with PJ earlier - he really appreciated the good wishes. ;)

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1. I've worked out a watertight argument as to why am I entirely not to blame for something reasonably major at work.

 

2. I find myself constantly amazed by my girlfriend's incredible rack.

 

3. I am equally amazed by how we managed to make this relationship even work, but we do.

 

4. I miss playing football regularly.

 

5. I need a shave but it's hassle.

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1. I just baked a tray of flapjacks and they are goooood.

 

2. I also just booked my trip home for the Man City game at the end of March.

 

3. I was surprised to note that BA are stopping their Newcastle-Gatwick route, which is being picked up by jet2 instead. Since jet2 are charging more than BA ever did, I'll be slumming it on a (still not exactly cheap) GNER jobby instead. Oh well.

 

4. I'm considering selling vast swathes of my Eurovision collection on eBay since some people appear to be stupid enough to pay good money for it.

 

5. I just now received a spam with the subject line "Drugs for long fucking".

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3. I was surprised to note that BA are stopping their Newcastle-Gatwick route, which is being picked up by jet2 instead. Since jet2 are charging more than BA ever did, I'll be slumming it on a (still not exactly cheap) GNER jobby instead. Oh well.

 

 

I would have thought a responsible Guardian reading puff like you would have been more conscious of his carbon footprint. Internal flights indeed! ;)

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