Walliver 0 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 1. I quit university yesterday and I feel completely rubbish because of it. 2. My bank balance is stupidly low because of all the money I've spent on booze recently and I feel completely rubbish because of it. 3. I'm in love with someone else's girlfriend and I feel completely rubbish because of it. 4. Her boyfriend is working tomorrow night and I'm delighted that he's upset her. 5. I'm going to help my mate move some boxes at one c'clock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 1. I have the day off today 2. I'm meant to be sorting various things out around the house but can't get motivated 3. I still have the remnants of a cold I had over the weekend 4. I'm meant to be having lunch with my lass and her mother in a couple of hours 5. My wireless mouse needs recharged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 I have a splitting headache. My girlfriend had been a bit weird for a week or so now and it's not fun. The security guard here is behaving like a 12 year old child because I asked him not to spend an hour emailing and on the phone. I was violently ill last night after eating too much at a Chinese buffet. I haven't slept well for a long time. HOORAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 I got the day off I smell funny I just found weird drunken messages from randoms on my phone Im listening to dire straits I cant get my can of irn brun out of my guiness glass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 heres mine.... 1) I went out at lunchtime to buy a sarnie, and come back to work with a leather jacket a pair of shoes and no sarnie. 2) My friends son got his exam results today and the lowest grade he got was a B! 3) Ive just had fish n chips from Gormans for me tea. 4) Im going in the bath now. 5) Im off to watch the match in some pub soon, so must remember not to post drunken waffle on here later. Which one? Ths shite one at Denton Burn or the nice one at Cowgate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 1 I've done no where near enough work as I should have today 2 I've spent far too much time abusing scousers this week, and have overshot my yearly quota 3 I'm currently debating whether or not to stick £50 on Blackburn to beat useless Leverkusen at 5/2 4 I think there's a mouse in my house but I can't find the fucka 5 I'm playing five a side tonight against a team with a player who always ends up tackline me knee high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 heres mine.... 1) I went out at lunchtime to buy a sarnie, and come back to work with a leather jacket a pair of shoes and no sarnie. 2) My friends son got his exam results today and the lowest grade he got was a B! 3) Ive just had fish n chips from Gormans for me tea. 4) Im going in the bath now. 5) Im off to watch the match in some pub soon, so must remember not to post drunken waffle on here later. Which one? Ths shite one at Denton Burn or the nice one at Cowgate? Thats a canny chippy that man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 heres mine.... 1) I went out at lunchtime to buy a sarnie, and come back to work with a leather jacket a pair of shoes and no sarnie. 2) My friends son got his exam results today and the lowest grade he got was a B! 3) Ive just had fish n chips from Gormans for me tea. 4) Im going in the bath now. 5) Im off to watch the match in some pub soon, so must remember not to post drunken waffle on here later. Which one? Ths shite one at Denton Burn or the nice one at Cowgate? Thats a canny chippy that man. The one at Denton Burn is too greasy and the cod bites are like tadpoles. The Cowgate one is honestly the best chippy I've been to in my entire life, Christensen's at North Shields a close second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djimi 0 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 1. im just about to make my dinner 2. i got the day off 3. going to see goal 2 4. im gonna watch sky sports news 5. i better go let the dog in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 1. my dog has just farted and it is rank !!! 2. I am putting the final touches to my picture round for the quiz I am doing on sunday 3. Don't know what to have for tea but I bought some nice fresh bread ?? 4. I don't like my new phone anyone want to buy a Samsung D900 5. I am bored..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Nobby: 1. I live in London 2. I work in the media 3. I've been to New York 5. I'm thick as pig's shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35012 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Where's this quiz? Perhaps the pseudos and trees should come along and win it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35012 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Nobby: 1. I live in London 2. I work in the media 3. I've been to New York 5. I'm thick as pig's shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Where's this quiz? Perhaps the pseudos and trees should come along and win it. Your more than welcome It's not far from your place of work its at The Old Fox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 1. I'm currently listening to Maximo Park 2. I am waiting for my tea. 3. I am downloading Music 4. I have brown hair 5. And blue eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 1. my dog has just farted and it is rank !!! 2. I am putting the final touches to my picture round for the quiz I am doing on sunday 3. Don't know what to have for tea but I bought some nice fresh bread ?? 4. I don't like my new phone anyone want to buy a Samsung D900 5. I am bored..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35012 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Blatantly unfairly blaming it on the dog tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Blatantly unfairly blaming it on the dog tbh. cheeky git...I was the only one in the house so didn't need to unfairly blame it on the dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Nobby: 1. I live in London 2. I work in the media 3. I've been to New York 5. I'm thick as pig's shit Is Nobby ganna be the next Richard Keys? What do ye do like Nobby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 (edited) Radgi - here's the solution to your canine odour troubles: Dog De-odorizer Edited February 13, 2007 by GeordieMessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14112 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Where's this quiz? Perhaps the pseudos and trees should come along and win it. Your more than welcome It's not far from your place of work its at The Old Fox Train fare from London would be a bit steep for me to be in attendance, but if you want to try it out beforehand on a sad bastard pub quizzer then... ...I'm sure Cath would be more than happy to help. And me, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Radgi - here's the solution to your canine odour troubles: Dog De-odorizer that is just.plain.cruel !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 1. Hungover 2. Going to watch Hollyoaks 3. Listening to Jessica Simpson 4. I need some sleep 5. I have an itchy scrot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Where's this quiz? Perhaps the pseudos and trees should come along and win it. Your more than welcome It's not far from your place of work its at The Old Fox Train fare from London would be a bit steep for me to be in attendance, but if you want to try it out beforehand on a sad bastard pub quizzer then... ...I'm sure Cath would be more than happy to help. And me, of course. I was going to try out a couple of rounds on here but I was't sure if people could be "trusted" not to just Google the answers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 1. Hungover 2. Going to watch Hollyoaks 3. Listening to Jessica Simpson 4. I need some sleep 5. I have an itchy scrot Becca dies this week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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