Lazarus 0 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 1. I just baked a tray of flapjacks and they are goooood. Bastard. 1. I'm meeting Bowling For Soup tomorrow. 2. I'm driving to hockey tonight (). 3. Me lass has told me that she's fed up of her 'innocent girl' image. 4. I have a philosophy essay which I can't bring myself to do. 5. My cat headbutted me in the groin. Tell her dorty lasses do it up the arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 1. I just baked a tray of flapjacks and they are goooood. Bastard. 1. I'm meeting Bowling For Soup tomorrow. 2. I'm driving to hockey tonight (). 3. Me lass has told me that she's fed up of her 'innocent girl' image. 4. I have a philosophy essay which I can't bring myself to do. 5. My cat headbutted me in the groin. Tell her dorty lasses do it up the arse You just passed your test right? Sound her out on her views on dogging... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6306 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 1. I really need to tidy up 2. I'm drinking a rather nice bottle of 1664 3. I'm nibbling at a bag of Haribo Sour Mix 4. Man flu is beginning to kick in 5. I need to find myself somewhere else to live 1+2=5? Nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 1 - listening to kate bush 2 - my hifi rack and all my separates are black 3 - my new sky+ box is brilliant fecking white 4 - am gonna have some clusters in a mo 5 - thinking about redecorating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 1. It's freezing in my house. 2. It took me ages to get ready to go out tonight. 3. I'm now home, have taken my make-up off, scraped my hair back in a bobble and have my jarmies on. 4. I feel much better for it. 5. I'm getting old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 1. It's freezing in my house. 2. It took me ages to get ready to go out tonight. 3. I'm now home, have taken my make-up off, scraped my hair back in a bobble and have my jarmies on. 4. I feel much better for it. 5. I'm getting old. Yet still very beautiful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 1. It's freezing in my house. 2. It took me ages to get ready to go out tonight. 3. I'm now home, have taken my make-up off, scraped my hair back in a bobble and have my jarmies on. 4. I feel much better for it. 5. I'm getting old. Yet still very beautiful I would take that as a compliment except you've already admitted you are very drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 1. It's freezing in my house. 2. It took me ages to get ready to go out tonight. 3. I'm now home, have taken my make-up off, scraped my hair back in a bobble and have my jarmies on. 4. I feel much better for it. 5. I'm getting old. Yet still very beautiful I would take that as a compliment except you've already admitted you are very drunk. I said it last weekend aswell, oh wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 1 right, girls had a squable, one didnt like the dcamel, and tbhonest neitherdid i till i foud out they did canny trebls and even though the music is shit its ok because ya get chep drinks and they have propa lime to put in ay drink too 2 desipte the cheapness of the camel, sez took a lepy, so we ended up in jimmyz, after a recy i found out champagne was cheaper the gin, so i have drank like a posh lass all neet on th e fizzy wine 3 im not posh an d ive come home and ive put something on to cook but im in the livingroom ow and cant realy remember what it was ive hoyed in the overn ( i cleverly changed the b to a v then) 4 i pulled the night, only it was with a lass, but she wanted me number because she recons im a laugh, personaly i recon she wants to pinch me shoes 5 im met my sisters mates the night in offshore, one of them came out of the loo, had a bit chat wi me then yacked under a table, quality bird, im gona find out now what im cooking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 1 right, girls had a squable, one didnt like the dcamel, and tbhonest neitherdid i till i foud out they did canny trebls and even though the music is shit its ok because ya get chep drinks and they have propa lime to put in ay drink too 2 desipte the cheapness of the camel, sez took a lepy, so we ended up in jimmyz, after a recy i found out champagne was cheaper the gin, so i have drank like a posh lass all neet on th e fizzy wine 3 im not posh an d ive come home and ive put something on to cook but im in the livingroom ow and cant realy remember what it was ive hoyed in the overn ( i cleverly changed the b to a v then) 4 i pulled the night, only it was with a lass, but she wanted me number because she recons im a laugh, personaly i recon she wants to pinch me shoes 5 im met my sisters mates the night in offshore, one of them came out of the loo, had a bit chat wi me then yacked under a table, quality bird, im gona find out now what im cooking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Toplass is pissed She is more pissed than me I thought she was going out with some cockney Im bored but cant be arsed to go to bed I have a new CD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 What's in the oven?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 1, I'm at work 2, I've done so little tonight I make Gemmill look like a Polish workman. 3, I'll spend most of tomorrow's day-light hours asleep 4, I'm feeling envious of all the pissed folk on the board 5, I'm now off for a coffee in the canteen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 What's in the oven?! Who's preggers like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 What's in the oven?! Who's preggers like? How predictable?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Toplass is pissed She is more pissed than me I thought she was going out with some cockney Im bored but cant be arsed to go to bed I have a new CD yes ive had a few babyshams im not going out with anyone, i may shag a cockney im just contemplating the sick id get if i did if ya cant be arsd to go to ged tehn stay up if ya stay up u can listen to ya cd# and im feeling marvelous 1) just realised them things wernt aout me, but, my tea looks lush even though the lasses had a brawl i love them not quite as much as liam obirean goal against the mckems but n par with that they are fab lasses evern if they are bitchin with each other, ya know its really no wonder that lads stay singe an d just shag about tbh if iwas a lad id just saty dingle tell ya waht shal a just sing ya a sone? nah ill just go n eat me tea what were we talkin a out agin ya know im not that pisseed the neethow do I know ? ah fuckit i still done feel nice in this top im gona go n eat me t now xxxxxxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Toplass is pissed She is more pissed than me I thought she was going out with some cockney Im bored but cant be arsed to go to bed I have a new CD yes ive had a few babyshams im not going out with anyone, i may shag a cockney im just contemplating the sick id get if i did if ya cant be arsd to go to ged tehn stay up if ya stay up u can listen to ya cd# and im feeling marvelous 1) just realised them things wernt aout me, but, my tea looks lush even though the lasses had a brawl i love them not quite as much as liam obirean goal against the mckems but n par with that they are fab lasses evern if they are bitchin with each other, ya know its really no wonder that lads stay singe an d just shag about tbh if iwas a lad id just saty dingle tell ya waht shal a just sing ya a sone? nah ill just go n eat me tea what were we talkin a out agin ya know im not that pisseed the neethow do I know ? ah fuckit i still done feel nice in this top im gona go n eat me t now xxxxxxxxx Legend Nothing wrong with a cockney, well proper ones are bad but those mistaken for them are quality in my experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 I'm going out with a country bumpkin from deepest Lincolnshire, so I couldn't possibly taunt you for shagging a Cockney. The rest of this rabble, however... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 I'm going out with a country bumpkin from deepest Lincolnshire, so I couldn't possibly taunt you for shagging a Cockney. The rest of this rabble, however... Scary images Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 I'm going out with a country bumpkin from deepest Lincolnshire, so I couldn't possibly taunt you for shagging a Cockney. The rest of this rabble, however... Scary images Could be worse. He could be from the Forest of 'Arden or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Toplass is pissed She is more pissed than me I thought she was going out with some cockney Im bored but cant be arsed to go to bed I have a new CD yes ive had a few babyshams im not going out with anyone, i may shag a cockney im just contemplating the sick id get if i did if ya cant be arsd to go to ged tehn stay up if ya stay up u can listen to ya cd# and im feeling marvelous 1) just realised them things wernt aout me, but, my tea looks lush even though the lasses had a brawl i love them not quite as much as liam obirean goal against the mckems but n par with that they are fab lasses evern if they are bitchin with each other, ya know its really no wonder that lads stay singe an d just shag about tbh if iwas a lad id just saty dingle tell ya waht shal a just sing ya a sone? nah ill just go n eat me tea what were we talkin a out agin ya know im not that pisseed the neethow do I know ? ah fuckit i still done feel nice in this top im gona go n eat me t now xxxxxxxxx Legend Nothing wrong with a cockney, well proper ones are bad but those mistaken for them are quality in my experience thats no help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 She still hasn't told us what she cooked I'm cold and hungry so I'm going to bed. Bah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 1. Currently scranning on some Mini Pringles.... lush 2. Debating what film to watch when I go to bed. 3. Need to move this pile of clothes off me bed but it's not going to happen as they've won the physiological war so far. 4. Wish I was as pissed as Toplass. 5. Listening to Led Zeppelin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 She still hasn't told us what she cooked I'm cold and hungry so I'm going to bed. Bah. I ma master cheff but i cant remember the savoury suff but id o had someit, but the puddin was quaker oats the syrup ones then i hoyed to weight watchers puddins in the microone apple one toffy then just mixed tho whole olet up loverly juberly im in a bit of a sticky mess now like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 1. I've just stolen this thread idea and used it on N-O 2. I'm fully expecting to incur the wrath of Toontastic for this crime. 3. I'm hoping that the Toontastic gods will have mercy upon my poor soul 4. I need another cuppa 5. I need my bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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