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1. My suit hasn't arrived yet.

2. The bride is panicing.

3. For the 412th time this month.

4. I'm hot.

5. Pissflaps.

 

Ah the usual week-before-the-wedding stuff. :D

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1. Just got in from shopping at tescos

2. Bought another MTB magazine I said I would stop buying :rolleyes:

3. Lovely day out there

4. Doing a circut of Ladybower on Sunday :D

5. Cant wait to have a curry tonight :D

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1. It's so lush not having to go to work tonight.

 

2. I'm going to have chippy for my tea cos I'm a piglet.

 

3. Woke up earlier with the Florence sat on my shoulder. I think she thinks she's a parrot.

 

4. My weekend diary for June is completely full. I am officially a social butterfly :rolleyes:

 

5. Really need to cut the grass in my front garden. Correction: really need my dad to cut the grass in my front garden :P

 

Blatantly looking for a bloke off here to offer to mow her lawn for her :D

 

Blatently not like :D

 

euphanism i reckon

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Im pissed!! w00t!

Im listening to te pogues

im finished all my uni work

all may mates are goin gto the ball

im off to see nick harper

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1. am a leetle bittipsy

2. am waiting for my pizza to be delivered

3. might wind some peeps up on tinternet tonight :D

4. might crack open my absinthe

4. it's bank holiday weekend and I have no work till wednesday freekin zippidee hooray :D

 

oops I put 4 twice and meant 5 :rolleyes:

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1. am a leetle bittipsy

2. am waiting for my pizza to be delivered

3. might wind some peeps up on tinternet tonight :D

4. might crack open my absinthe

4. it's bank holiday weekend and I have no work till wednesday freekin zippidee hooray :rolleyes:

 

oops I put 4 twice and meant 5 :P

 

:D

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1. am a leetle bittipsy

2. am waiting for my pizza to be delivered

3. might wind some peeps up on tinternet tonight :rolleyes:

4. might crack open my absinthe

4. it's bank holiday weekend and I have no work till wednesday freekin zippidee hooray :P

 

oops I put 4 twice and meant 5 :blush:

 

:D

:D my pizza was kush... :shades:

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1. am a leetle bittipsy

2. am waiting for my pizza to be delivered

3. might wind some peeps up on tinternet tonight :P

4. might crack open my absinthe

4. it's bank holiday weekend and I have no work till wednesday freekin zippidee hooray :blush:

 

oops I put 4 twice and meant 5 :shades:

 

:D

:rolleyes: my pizza was kush... :naughty:

 

:D

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Who drinks Absinthe at home!? :D Fair play to you Radgina :D

 

:P bad idea ...had one and put the top back on the bottle....having a Jack now :rolleyes:

 

 

Absinthe is just wrong on every level. Can't beat Jack though!

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Who drinks Absinthe at home!? :D Fair play to you Radgina :D

 

:blush: bad idea ...had one and put the top back on the bottle....having a Jack now :rolleyes:

 

 

Absinthe is just wrong on every level. Can't beat Jack though!

 

3 fingers worth with 3 lumps of ice............heaven in a glass :P

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1. Just got in from playing football

2. Watching Ugly Betty

3. On myspace

4. On MSN

5. Going on the xbox when finished watching Ugly Betty

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Who drinks Absinthe at home!? :D Fair play to you Radgina :P

 

:shades: bad idea ...had one and put the top back on the bottle....having a Jack now :blush:

 

Didn't drink it straight did you??? :rolleyes:

yup :D

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1. About to open a budweiser (it was on offer).

2. Wish I'd known about the family planning centre sooner so I wouldn't have paid for...yknow.

3. Gym tomorrow. I'll be fucked if I'm buying lunch only for me mate to order the most expensive thing on the fucking menu. I'm taking the bugger down subway. :D

4. Listening to reggae metal...it's different.

5. Had a weird dream last night that I still can't get me head round. :D

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1. About to open a budweiser (it was on offer).

2. Wish I'd known about the family planning centre sooner so I wouldn't have paid for...yknow.

3. Gym tomorrow. I'll be fucked if I'm buying lunch only for me mate to order the most expensive thing on the fucking menu. I'm taking the bugger down subway. :D

4. Listening to reggae metal...it's different.

5. Had a weird dream last night that I still can't get me head round. :D

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2. Wish I'd known about the family planning centre sooner so I wouldn't have paid for...yknow.

 

 

They are called condoms lad, bloody hell if you can't type the word on the internet forum I dread to think how you would cope asking for them in real life :D

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2. Wish I'd known about the family planning centre sooner so I wouldn't have paid for...yknow.

 

 

They are called condoms lad, bloody hell if you can't type the word on the internet forum I dread to think how you would cope asking for them in real life :D

:D

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Just imagine the convo in boots.

 

BM "Hi, can I have erm... well ... y'know"

Lass "Sorry?"

BM "y'know"

Lass "Sorry? what is it you want"

BM "Them, y'know, thingies"

Lass "Packet of mints?"

Bm "No .. erm .. aye, yes mints will be fine..."

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Just imagine the convo in boots.

 

BM "Hi, can I have erm... well ... y'know"

Lass "Sorry?"

BM "y'know"

Lass "Sorry? what is it you want"

BM "Them, y'know, thingies"

Lass "Packet of mints?"

Bm "No .. erm .. aye, yes mints will be fine..."

 

Blatantly one of those who walks out with 8 packets of mints, 2 bottles of cough medicine and a packet of tissues (no doubt for the wank he will be having later wishing he had the bottle to ask for what he really wanted). :D

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1 I'm tired now :D

2 getting bored :D

3 might go to bed and finish ny book with one eye

4 dogs getting on me nerves he keeps lying on me feet

5 am finishing me Jack :rolleyes:

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1) Saved a few Weightwatchers points tonight by not drinking and taking the car

2) I came home as it was so bloody boring

3) Never going out again and taking the car

4) on myspace

5) fact 4 makes me sound like Magma :D

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