Gemmill 34435 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 We had a kid who could throw up at will called Smelly Brown. He took no prisoners - basically, if he heard you call him Smelly Brown he would puke on you, simple as that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Generic school curry was lush, along with spam fritters and school roast potatoes. Not at the same time though. Favourite pudding was Bakewell Tart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 (edited) Remember sawdust sprinkled over vomit like, mebbies wor school was posh 192223[/snapback] Sawdust posher than sand? Some strange visits to the seaside in your childhood. Edited September 4, 2006 by ObaGol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Remember sawdust sprinkled over vomit like, mebbies wor school was posh 192223[/snapback] Sawdust posher than sand? Some strange visits to the seaside in your childhood. 192232[/snapback] Better at absorbing vomit I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Better at absorbing vomit I reckon. 192236[/snapback] You may have a point there. I don't remember clearly, but I'm pretty sure ours was just heated up and reserved to us at lunch-time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Better at absorbing vomit I reckon. 192236[/snapback] You may have a point there. I don't remember clearly, but I'm pretty sure ours was just heated up and reserved to us at lunch-time. 192240[/snapback] Aye, did you have one though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Aye, did you have one though? 192243[/snapback] It was no less relevant than my usual contributions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Aye, did you have one though? 192243[/snapback] It was no less relevant than my usual contributions. 192249[/snapback] Inter school fights woor hardest versus theirs Football in skins during November Stabbing people with compasses and thinking fuck this is funny Dinner at the chippy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Playing "kingo" (chucking a tennis ball at each other) 1st dinner sitting having the best choice, or 4th sitting being allowed to get 2nds Forgetting any p.e. kit and having to get something out of the "odd box" Holding your coat over your head when it was windy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Aye, did you have one though? 192243[/snapback] It was no less relevant than my usual contributions. 192249[/snapback] Inter school fights woor hardest versus theirs Football in skins during November Stabbing people with compasses and thinking fuck this is funny Dinner at the chippy 192294[/snapback] there were regular fights between the cotchers from willington (howdon) and similar headcases from burnside (wallsend). all good fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Aye, did you have one though? 192243[/snapback] It was no less relevant than my usual contributions. 192249[/snapback] Inter school fights woor hardest versus theirs Football in skins during November Stabbing people with compasses and thinking fuck this is funny Dinner at the chippy 192294[/snapback] there were regular fights between the cotchers from willington (howdon) and similar headcases from burnside (wallsend). all good fun 192309[/snapback] Should you not take their name out, their might be one reading this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Getting suspended for booting the football under a teachers car. Bitter old cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Getting suspended for booting the football under a teachers car. Bitter old cow. 192499[/snapback] 2½ weeks of being a member and not posting a thing then suddenly 6 posts in 12 minutes!!! Wouldn't have anything to do with me bunging a minimum post threashold on playing the arcade games about an hour ago, would it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Getting suspended for booting the football under a teachers car. Bitter old cow. 192499[/snapback] 2½ weeks of being a member and not posting a thing then suddenly 6 posts in 12 minutes!!! Wouldn't have anything to do with me bunging a minimum post threashold on playing the arcade games about an hour ago, would it? 192504[/snapback] Might have To be honest i got linked here from pie and bovril (Scottish Football site) to the Gold section and i pissed myself laughing so i thought i'd join up. I like reading it but am a bit afraid to post because i go to my own teams games and not to St. James regularly, in case i get the piss ripped out me. Then i found Jewel Quest....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Getting suspended for booting the football under a teachers car. Bitter old cow. 192499[/snapback] 2½ weeks of being a member and not posting a thing then suddenly 6 posts in 12 minutes!!! Wouldn't have anything to do with me bunging a minimum post threashold on playing the arcade games about an hour ago, would it? 192504[/snapback] Might have To be honest i got linked here from pie and bovril (Scottish Football site) to the Gold section and i pissed myself laughing so i thought i'd join up. I like reading it but am a bit afraid to post because i go to my own teams games and not to St. James regularly, in case i get the piss ripped out me. Then i found Jewel Quest....... 192516[/snapback] Don't worry about that; I'm admin of this board and I've got a season ticket for Scunthorpe United Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Getting suspended for booting the football under a teachers car. Bitter old cow. 192499[/snapback] 2½ weeks of being a member and not posting a thing then suddenly 6 posts in 12 minutes!!! Wouldn't have anything to do with me bunging a minimum post threashold on playing the arcade games about an hour ago, would it? 192504[/snapback] Might have To be honest i got linked here from pie and bovril (Scottish Football site) to the Gold section and i pissed myself laughing so i thought i'd join up. I like reading it but am a bit afraid to post because i go to my own teams games and not to St. James regularly, in case i get the piss ripped out me. Then i found Jewel Quest....... 192516[/snapback] Don't worry about that; I'm admin of this board and I've got a season ticket for Scunthorpe United 192536[/snapback] WHAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Getting suspended for booting the football under a teachers car. Bitter old cow. 192499[/snapback] 2½ weeks of being a member and not posting a thing then suddenly 6 posts in 12 minutes!!! Wouldn't have anything to do with me bunging a minimum post threashold on playing the arcade games about an hour ago, would it? 192504[/snapback] Might have To be honest i got linked here from pie and bovril (Scottish Football site) to the Gold section and i pissed myself laughing so i thought i'd join up. I like reading it but am a bit afraid to post because i go to my own teams games and not to St. James regularly, in case i get the piss ripped out me. Then i found Jewel Quest....... 192516[/snapback] Don't worry about that; I'm admin of this board and I've got a season ticket for Scunthorpe United 192536[/snapback] WHAT 192557[/snapback] tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Most of our class got told off for throwing wet paper towels at an Indian lad called Shahid. This incident led to an inpromptu lesson in racism and how it was wrong. Pissed myself in Year 2 because my so called mates held me down and tickled me. On the plus side since I didn't grass they assumed I had a problem and I was told I could go to the toilet without permission. Spent many hours aimlessly wandering the corridors using the excuse I was going to the toilet. We had a lad on our football team called Omar who forced his way into it by playing the racism card (He's probably a crazy Muslim now, he was against anybdoy and anything remotely white and British). He couldn't afford shin pads so had to use cardboard. He left every training session in flood of tears after someone laced him in the shins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Most of our class got told off for throwing wet paper towels at an Indian lad called Shahid. This incident led to an inpromptu lesson in racism and how it was wrong. Pissed myself in Year 2 because my so called mates held me down and tickled me. On the plus side since I didn't grass they assumed I had a problem and I was told I could go to the toilet without permission. Spent many hours aimlessly wandering the corridors using the excuse I was going to the toilet. We had a lad on our football team called Omar who forced his way into it by playing the racism card (He's probably a crazy Muslim now, he was against anybdoy and anything remotely white and British). He couldn't afford shin pads so had to use cardboard. He left every training session in flood of tears after someone laced him in the shins. 192575[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 (edited) Getting suspended for booting the football under a teachers car. Bitter old cow. 192499[/snapback] 2½ weeks of being a member and not posting a thing then suddenly 6 posts in 12 minutes!!! Wouldn't have anything to do with me bunging a minimum post threashold on playing the arcade games about an hour ago, would it? 192504[/snapback] Might have To be honest i got linked here from pie and bovril (Scottish Football site) to the Gold section and i pissed myself laughing so i thought i'd join up. I like reading it but am a bit afraid to post because i go to my own teams games and not to St. James regularly, in case i get the piss ripped out me. Then i found Jewel Quest....... 192516[/snapback] BASTARD !!!! do you know how long it took me to get that !!! ban him and take his score with him !!!! Edited September 4, 2006 by Radgina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Getting suspended for booting the football under a teachers car. Bitter old cow. 192499[/snapback] 2½ weeks of being a member and not posting a thing then suddenly 6 posts in 12 minutes!!! Wouldn't have anything to do with me bunging a minimum post threashold on playing the arcade games about an hour ago, would it? 192504[/snapback] love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Geordie 1 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 The bastard school trips, I hated going on the coach.. The journeys were only an hour or two max but back then they seemed so long! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 The bastard school trips, I hated going on the coach.. The journeys were only an hour or two max but back then they seemed so long! 192651[/snapback] loved the school trips, fighting for the back seat on the way to Lambton Lion Park ( whatever happened to that ??) eating your packed lunch, ham n peasepud sarnies ,before you got there and singing Geordie had a pigeon 85 times in a row !!! Brill... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 I remember going to see Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone in year 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 I remember going to see Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone in year 7. 192700[/snapback] Should you not be in bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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