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I worked* a few days I was owed on my a/l and certainly appreciated the extra cash the next month. * Didn't work.

Allow to me help you out here. You were an awkward as fuck dweeb.

Last visited April 2024. Hope he's alright.

I reckon it's a huge neddy orgy with nun sluts and buckfast. Explains why they're in there so long.

You’re in a perpetual pissed off state so have probably never encountered this mood change

Wouldn’t dare encroach on bookmark Bobby I was searching for the thread with Random in the title and that popped up.

'Japs and Commando's'

Are you doing an ewerk in your time machine?

Happy days. What I’d give for a knock on the door from my childhood mates for a game of japs and commando’s, especially in our air pistol days. 14 years ago btw. If you were feeling old then…..

Probably just me, but does anyone else get really pissed off when something mundane like a washing machine breaks and needs replacing and then 10 minutes later find yourself on some website comparing specs on various models and getting all excited about some super new function, that you’ll probably never use anyway.

Trump with one of his trademark delays. Someone made a boo boo and needs a nappy change.

This was excellent timing for us to sign a ‘trade’ deal. Trump was as desperate for a deal with any major economy as the Tories were after Brexit.

It’s wall to wall Murray mints and worthers. Every so often a quality street tin is thrown in the room to liven things up a bit, but it’s always got a sewing kit in it.

It’s their shit I’m cooking tbf, and I harshly punish anyone who leaves tread marks on the dining room chairs.

That's got to be to do with your cooking.

Wonder what the snacks are like at the conclave. They're in there a long time, it wants to be something better than big bowls of Jesus slices (whatever the fuck they call it). Joritos.

Mine stand up to wipe their arse at the dinner table.

American table manners are fucking wild. You see actual celebs now doing the "pin this steak to the table with a fork held vertically in a closed fist while I saw at it maniacally" thing these days. They're fucking pigs. HOWEVER. You can also see this over here now too if you keep your eye out for it. I hope all of the Toontastic members' no doubt HORRIBLE children at least have decent table manners. I already know some of the poor cunts will be standing up to wipe their arses for the rest of their lives though, so who knows.

Unreliable memory. Firstly I thought it was sons and daughters that that happened on, secondly I thought the lad nicked the hat, not his bitch sister pulling it down over his head. Sons and Daughters was a lot less interesting. But what a tune.

Typical Americans, so uncouth.

I beg your fucking pardon? You shut your fucking trash mouth.

"Stop being a flaming bunyip, yeah?"