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Their manager has turned up dressed like a fucking pallbearer.

The Piles Council or something

Eating Trifles.

The suspension on his vespa must be absolutely fucked.

A Town Called Phallus.

That’s Paul Wellardarse.

The state of this bloke in the Sunderland end.

Commentator basically saying Bellingham will be fucking off if these get beat.

Well anyway, Sheffield United won their play off on aggregate 6 nowt and finished 16 points ahead of this lot, including their points deduction. This should be a formality.

Given how they’re being utterly destroyed already I’m half hoping they sneak the luckiest of 1-0 wins and spend next season regaining their destined record from Derby.

We need a paternity check, I think @thebrokendollmight have a son.

Luke 0-3 going off with a dislocated shoulder in the first minute His second worse injury after he almost died of embarrassment going after Alexander Isak

Well aye he's shit, but that doesn't stop him being one of their best players.

Collar bone I reckon, catch it wrong/funny and “snap”

Aye, it is. Luke Onion and VAR = red card

Hardly man. He's absolute shite, a complete liability. Is this match VARed?

Did you see the incident? He barely got touched and he was holding his shoulder on the way down to the deck. Weird injury for that level of contact.

He's off. Sunderland are such lucky bustards.

These are fucking cursed.

The one who fancies himself as their midfield enforcer?

Have they started bewwing yet?

Went shopping this morning that Pixel 9 is nice. will have to look for a deal.

Looks like O'Nien might have dislocated his shoulder within 1 minute.

Err, let’s not blame our Callum the staffy thanks. https://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/environment/there-has-been-an-increase-in-people-defecating-in-the-streets-of-sunderland-490313

Ere we gan marras. Just cracked open a can of Rich Energy and ready to enjoy the show.