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Not much of Spurs fan. Mitchell worked with Poch at Spurs. This dude worked with Redknapp and Villas Boas to spend the Bale money… https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3251789/amp/Tottenham-announce-technical-director-Franco-Baldini-left-club-mutual-consent.html

I’ll have word with @Gemmill dad and see if he can sign up AKA Bruno’s dad style.

handy tip.... with extra time you'll have on your hands, don't go jogging.

Been having a chat with a Spurs fan at work about Paul Mitchell. The synopsis of it was pretty much: "He presided over the sale of Gareth Bale and replaced him with 7 players of which only one, Christian Eriksen, was any good. You're well rid of him!"

I'd almost forgotten there's a European final this evening. We're all Betis fans, right?

So what's the xG for the summer (expected Gemmill btw)

Stuff like that is where it has its merits. They do one of these balanced scorecards here and the exec board has decided that being and the 'AI journey' has to be a metric for the current year - which brought about an AI workshop at our level. The opening gambit from the person running the meeting was "Right we've been told we need AI ... where do we use it?"

Just heard on't wireless that Farage wants shut of all DVI stuff. Gammons will be lapping this shit up.

Every chance I pop back in from time to time, I did say I was gonna TRY. And honestly by the time I do, you'll all be absolutely desperate for some refreshing top quality patter.

I mentioned Notebook LM on here recently. It's a Google AI thing where you can upload documents and then ask Google about them. So I used it for some 300 page user manuals where I don't want to have to read them from cover to cover. I've just discovered there is another feature where you can get it to create a podcast from the documents you upload to it. Its ridiculous, it genuinely sounds like two people having a conversation and providing an outline of how the thing works, what the key features are etc.. You can also mould the content of the podcast to zero in on certain aspects. I know AI is evil etc, but that is honestly canny impressive.

Only we won't. There's no way you're doing 3 months away from here. We're not that lucky. Unless you've got the huff because Mitchell is going. Does HOT MITCH SUMMER have alternative meaning?

Toontastic right now.

I bet CT does their 'merch'

Just went downhill quickly from “Day 1 of the close season”

Gemmill jibs it after a final rinsing to end all rinses after a season of weekly rinses … Standard

You'll be left with a summer of GREAT BANTZ like this though, so swings and roundabouts.

It's crazy, he'll miss the HOT MITCH SUMMER excitement.

The joke being absolutely annihilated by the page break

3 months without Gemmill's questionable predictions? At least we won't have a summer discussing players we definitely won't sign

*scurrying away with tail between legs*

Mine went back to who was providing my next contract. They offered considerably more for trade in than any dedicated site and it was quibble-free. Probably on account it generated future business with them but it ends up me getting it cheaper, I'm not going to complain.

Not to mention the incredibly colourful shirts

I'm planning on attempting to take a break from here over the summer, just to be on my phone a bit less. Can I please ask that you keep this up, and make sure The Man With One Joke doesn't accidentally give away his life savings to Matt Targett? I'll be here to keep an eye out until the CL Final, but beyond that he's going to need this support to continue.