Sandro Tonali

[Monkeys Fist 46835]

32 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

He is definitely more of a Popworld kinda guy.

Always had him down as Black Garter/ Clock regular, since the Adelphi closed. 
 

Takes his narcs to the Quayside ‘Spoons when a bit of class and discretion are called for. 

[Monkeys Fist 46835]

Mind, he might be doing a bit moonlighting there since they brought in extra scribes at Thompson house…

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15335]

Nailed on that Ryder is a Wetherspoons man. I have no doubt in my mind 

[Andrew 5679]

Hes still at the U21 euros, we'll be leaving him to it. 

[wykikitoon 24130]

 

 

 

[The Fish 11502]

They're playing Norway tonight. If the French put the Swiss away, which they should, Sandy might not be done with the tournament for at least one more match, against the Spaniards. Which isn't until the 5th of July, coincidentally, the birthday of yours truly.

[Dr Gloom 24553]

19 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Almost as many pop-ups as the Knight Ryder’s kegs on student night in Flares. 

[Monkeys Fist 46835]

2 hours ago, The Fish said:

the 5th of July, coincidentally, the birthday of yours truly.

Well, on your birthday 16yrs ago, I had a front row seat to the Technicolor gizzards of Mrs.F as young Ms.F , who shares your birthday, was being dug out of her. 
 

I’m chauffeuring her and her mates to their Prom at SJP this Friday and I’ll make sure I regale them all with the same tale. 
 

 

[trophyshy 7624]

Technicolour gizzards.  
 

AKA The tunnel of shove.  

 

Welcome Sandro!  

 

[Alex 38189]

 The phrase reminds me of my mate Paul. Who overdid the shrooms many years back and spent about 4 hours of simultaneously hallucinating and chundering down the pan

[Monkeys Fist 46835]

1 hour ago, trophyshy said:

The tunnel of shove

[Monkeys Fist 46835]

I should probably say it was an emergency caesarean- not just your run-of-the-mill distended minge. 
 

I think the way I described it to my brother at the time was “ an explosion in a butcher’s shop.” 

[strawb 4859]

Really selling having kids and ever shagging your missus again here lads 

[Chaser 1460]

On 27/06/2023 at 15:56, wykikitoon said:

Sounds like Willy fancies us too

 

Who doesn't like Willy?

 

[Monkeys Fist 46835]

1 hour ago, strawb said:

Really selling having kids and ever shagging your missus again here lads 

Tbf, the one upside to Mrs.F having them out the sunroof, is that’s it’s still tight as a gnats throat. 
 

There’s always positives if you look for them. 

[OTF 8970]

4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Tbf, the one upside to Mrs.F having them out the sunroof, is that’s it’s still tight as a gnats throat. 
 

There’s always positives if you look for them. 

 

Definitely not going to ask how you know that.

[RobinRobin 13139]

2 hours ago, OTF said:

 

Definitely not going to ask how you know that.

Definitely wise 

[strawb 4859]

Italy lost last night, so are out? 

[ewerk 34753]

Yeah, out on goal difference.

[The Fish 11502]

12 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I should probably say it was an emergency caesarean- not just your run-of-the-mill distended minge. 
 

I think the way I described it to my brother at the time was “ an explosion in a butcher’s shop.” 

 

I remember when my little lad first came into this world (3yrs and 363 days ago), I was stationed up at my wife's shoulders. Risked a look over the 'modesty sheet' and it was like a Geiger/Escher/Bosch mash up in there. Took a beat before looking back at her so I could stop my face looking like

 

 

 

[Alex 38189]

7 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

Definitely wise 

And unnecessary 

[Alex 38189]

13 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

I remember when my little lad first came into this world (3yrs and 363 days ago), I was stationed up at my wife's shoulders. Risked a look over the 'modesty sheet' and it was like a Geiger/Escher/Bosch mash up in there. Took a beat before looking back at her so I could stop my face looking like

 

 

 

Wait! Are you telling us you have a lass? 

[The Fish 11502]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

Wait! Are you telling us you have a lass? 

And we've totally done it!

 

You don't know her though, she goes to a different school.

[Alex 38189]

45 minutes ago, The Fish said:

And we've totally done it!

 

You don't know her though, she goes to a different school.

To the one you ex goes to 

[The Fish 11502]

32 minutes ago, Alex said:

To the one you ex goes to 

 

And the same one my Karate sensei teaches at. Y'know, the one that awarded me a black belt at 13 because I beat up the Seaton Sluice biker gang?