Holden McGroin 6743 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 11 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Almost as many pop-ups as the Knight Ryder’s kegs on student night in Flares. He is definitely more of a Popworld kinda guy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42842 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 32 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: He is definitely more of a Popworld kinda guy. Always had him down as Black Garter/ Clock regular, since the Adelphi closed. Takes his narcs to the Quayside ‘Spoons when a bit of class and discretion are called for. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42842 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Mind, he might be doing a bit moonlighting there since they brought in extra scribes at Thompson house… 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13965 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Nailed on that Ryder is a Wetherspoons man. I have no doubt in my mind 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeAdmirer 1278 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 still no official signing? Are we waiting for the 1st of july for ffp reasons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4830 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Hes still at the U21 euros, we'll be leaving him to it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20557 Posted June 28, 2023 Author Share Posted June 28, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10906 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 They're playing Norway tonight. If the French put the Swiss away, which they should, Sandy might not be done with the tournament for at least one more match, against the Spaniards. Which isn't until the 5th of July, coincidentally, the birthday of yours truly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22099 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 19 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Almost as many pop-ups as the Knight Ryder’s kegs on student night in Flares. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42842 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 2 hours ago, The Fish said: the 5th of July, coincidentally, the birthday of yours truly. Well, on your birthday 16yrs ago, I had a front row seat to the Technicolor gizzards of Mrs.F as young Ms.F , who shares your birthday, was being dug out of her. I’m chauffeuring her and her mates to their Prom at SJP this Friday and I’ll make sure I regale them all with the same tale. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Technicolour gizzards. AKA The tunnel of shove. Welcome Sandro! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35475 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 The phrase reminds me of my mate Paul. Who overdid the shrooms many years back and spent about 4 hours of simultaneously hallucinating and chundering down the pan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42842 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 1 hour ago, trophyshy said: The tunnel of shove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42842 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 I should probably say it was an emergency caesarean- not just your run-of-the-mill distended minge. I think the way I described it to my brother at the time was “ an explosion in a butcher’s shop.” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4339 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Really selling having kids and ever shagging your missus again here lads 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaser 1252 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 On 27/06/2023 at 15:56, wykikitoon said: Sounds like Willy fancies us too Who doesn't like Willy? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42842 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 1 hour ago, strawb said: Really selling having kids and ever shagging your missus again here lads Tbf, the one upside to Mrs.F having them out the sunroof, is that’s it’s still tight as a gnats throat. There’s always positives if you look for them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7382 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Tbf, the one upside to Mrs.F having them out the sunroof, is that’s it’s still tight as a gnats throat. There’s always positives if you look for them. Definitely not going to ask how you know that. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11464 Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 2 hours ago, OTF said: Definitely not going to ask how you know that. Definitely wise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4339 Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 Italy lost last night, so are out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30974 Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 Yeah, out on goal difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10906 Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 12 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I should probably say it was an emergency caesarean- not just your run-of-the-mill distended minge. I think the way I described it to my brother at the time was “ an explosion in a butcher’s shop.” I remember when my little lad first came into this world (3yrs and 363 days ago), I was stationed up at my wife's shoulders. Risked a look over the 'modesty sheet' and it was like a Geiger/Escher/Bosch mash up in there. Took a beat before looking back at her so I could stop my face looking like 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35475 Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 7 hours ago, RobinRobin said: Definitely wise And unnecessary 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35475 Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 13 minutes ago, The Fish said: I remember when my little lad first came into this world (3yrs and 363 days ago), I was stationed up at my wife's shoulders. Risked a look over the 'modesty sheet' and it was like a Geiger/Escher/Bosch mash up in there. Took a beat before looking back at her so I could stop my face looking like Wait! Are you telling us you have a lass? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10906 Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 1 minute ago, Alex said: Wait! Are you telling us you have a lass? And we've totally done it! You don't know her though, she goes to a different school. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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