Sandro Tonali

[Holden McGroin 4892]

11 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Almost as many pop-ups as the Knight Ryder’s kegs on student night in Flares. 

He is definitely more of a Popworld kinda guy.

[Monkeys Fist 38816]

32 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

He is definitely more of a Popworld kinda guy.

Always had him down as Black Garter/ Clock regular, since the Adelphi closed. 
 

Takes his narcs to the Quayside ‘Spoons when a bit of class and discretion are called for. 

[Monkeys Fist 38816]

Mind, he might be doing a bit moonlighting there since they brought in extra scribes at Thompson house…

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

Nailed on that Ryder is a Wetherspoons man. I have no doubt in my mind 

[LongTimeAdmirer 926]

still no official signing? Are we waiting for the 1st of july for ffp reasons?

[Andrew 4226]

Hes still at the U21 euros, we'll be leaving him to it. 

[wykikitoon 16728]

 

 

 

[The Fish 9010]

They're playing Norway tonight. If the French put the Swiss away, which they should, Sandy might not be done with the tournament for at least one more match, against the Spaniards. Which isn't until the 5th of July, coincidentally, the birthday of yours truly.

[Dr Gloom 19838]

19 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Almost as many pop-ups as the Knight Ryder’s kegs on student night in Flares. 

[Monkeys Fist 38816]

2 hours ago, The Fish said:

the 5th of July, coincidentally, the birthday of yours truly.

Well, on your birthday 16yrs ago, I had a front row seat to the Technicolor gizzards of Mrs.F as young Ms.F , who shares your birthday, was being dug out of her. 
 

I’m chauffeuring her and her mates to their Prom at SJP this Friday and I’ll make sure I regale them all with the same tale. 
 

 

[trophyshy 6434]

Technicolour gizzards.  
 

AKA The tunnel of shove.  

 

Welcome Sandro!  

 

[Alex 30452]

 The phrase reminds me of my mate Paul. Who overdid the shrooms many years back and spent about 4 hours of simultaneously hallucinating and chundering down the pan

[Monkeys Fist 38816]

1 hour ago, trophyshy said:

The tunnel of shove

[Monkeys Fist 38816]

I should probably say it was an emergency caesarean- not just your run-of-the-mill distended minge. 
 

I think the way I described it to my brother at the time was “ an explosion in a butcher’s shop.” 

[strawb 3660]

Really selling having kids and ever shagging your missus again here lads 

[Chaser 1055]

On 27/06/2023 at 15:56, wykikitoon said:

Sounds like Willy fancies us too

 

Who doesn't like Willy?

 

[Monkeys Fist 38816]

1 hour ago, strawb said:

Really selling having kids and ever shagging your missus again here lads 

Tbf, the one upside to Mrs.F having them out the sunroof, is that’s it’s still tight as a gnats throat. 
 

There’s always positives if you look for them. 

[OTF 6189]

4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Tbf, the one upside to Mrs.F having them out the sunroof, is that’s it’s still tight as a gnats throat. 
 

There’s always positives if you look for them. 

 

Definitely not going to ask how you know that.

[RobinRobin 9242]

2 hours ago, OTF said:

 

Definitely not going to ask how you know that.

Definitely wise 

[strawb 3660]

Italy lost last night, so are out? 

[ewerk 26441]

Yeah, out on goal difference.

[The Fish 9010]

12 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I should probably say it was an emergency caesarean- not just your run-of-the-mill distended minge. 
 

I think the way I described it to my brother at the time was “ an explosion in a butcher’s shop.” 

 

I remember when my little lad first came into this world (3yrs and 363 days ago), I was stationed up at my wife's shoulders. Risked a look over the 'modesty sheet' and it was like a Geiger/Escher/Bosch mash up in there. Took a beat before looking back at her so I could stop my face looking like

 

 

 

[Alex 30452]

7 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

Definitely wise 

And unnecessary 

[Alex 30452]

13 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

I remember when my little lad first came into this world (3yrs and 363 days ago), I was stationed up at my wife's shoulders. Risked a look over the 'modesty sheet' and it was like a Geiger/Escher/Bosch mash up in there. Took a beat before looking back at her so I could stop my face looking like

 

 

 

Wait! Are you telling us you have a lass? 

[The Fish 9010]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

Wait! Are you telling us you have a lass? 

And we've totally done it!

 

You don't know her though, she goes to a different school.