Bruno Guimarães

[Howmanheyman 39038]

3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

*hits play 

 

“ Hi GUYS…”

 

*hits stop. 

......

 

......But.......

 

[Monkeys Fist 47291]

Did you listen to it? 
 

Does he use the phrase, “hot take”? 

[Howmanheyman 39038]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

......

 

......But.......

 

Incidentally, for some reason this kid reminds me of ex-Sunderland-hard-as-fucking-nails-in-the-trenches, Kevin Ball.

[Tom 14616]

Give it two years of PIF money and our fan channels are going to sound like Arsenal TV.

 

”Yo man, Big Al was a legend innit man blud, pop pop, who’z this Wilson tho fam seriously?”

[Gemmill 53879]

2 minutes ago, Tom said:

Give it two years of PIF money and our fan channels are going to sound like Arsenal TV.

 

”Yo man, Big Al was a legend innit man blud, pop pop, who’z this Wilson tho fam seriously?”

 

@Howmanheyman will be turned out like that lad on Arsenal TV who looks like he's done a trolley dash through the club shop and come out wearing one of everything. Full tracksuit, cap, NUFC pendant on, black and white sweatbands on both wrists. 

[Howmanheyman 39038]

4 minutes ago, Tom said:

Give it two years of PIF money and our fan channels are going to sound like Arsenal TV.

 

”Yo man, Big Al was a legend innit man blud, pop pop, who’z this Wilson tho fam seriously?”

Did alaweed say that? 

[Tom 14616]

Pearson mulling about in the background with his “chewing a wasp” Gateshead accent.

 

”yo fam what’s that Norwegian kid doing supporting the toon for!”

[Howmanheyman 39038]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

 

@Howmanheyman will be turned out like that lad on Arsenal TV who looks like he's done a trolley dash through the club shop and come out wearing one of everything. Full tracksuit, cap, NUFC pendant on, black and white sweatbands on both wrists. 

I've got a little collection of shirts but I rarely wear them and even then only if I'm in the house. (And not cooking). 

[PaddockLad 20268]

31 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

double pivot, low block, CDM - just fuck off 

 

Silly cunt doesn't know he's bssically describing Rob Lee or Gary Speed, a midfielder who could do everything that was asked of him in the centre of the park.  Add Roy Keane,  Bryan Robson ,  Patrick Viera for slightly better quality players who could do the same. 

 

[OTF 9011]

22 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

@Howmanheyman will be turned out like that lad on Arsenal TV who looks like he's done a trolley dash through the club shop and come out wearing one of everything. Full tracksuit, cap, NUFC pendant on, black and white sweatbands on both wrists. 

 

But still wouldn't be caught dead with a NUFC clock.

[Dr Gloom 24750]

5 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

 

Silly cunt doesn't know he's bssically describing Rob Lee or Gary Speed, a midfielder who could do everything that was asked of him in the centre of the park.  Add Roy Keane,  Bryan Robson ,  Patrick Viera for slightly better quality players who could do the same. 

 

 

low block is the one that makes me laugh the most - who comes up with this shite? 

[Tom 14616]

2 minutes ago, OTF said:

 

But still wouldn't be caught dead with a NUFC clock.

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15506]

Remember when Pardew was calling Cabaye a “quarterback”? What a chopper

[Gemmill 53879]

9 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

 

Silly cunt doesn't know he's bssically describing Rob Lee or Gary Speed, a midfielder who could do everything that was asked of him in the centre of the park.  Add Roy Keane,  Bryan Robson ,  Patrick Viera for slightly better quality players who could do the same. 

 

 

Well do your own fucking YouTube video then if you're so clever, MARINO! 

[Howmanheyman 39038]

22 minutes ago, OTF said:

 

But still wouldn't be caught dead with a NUFC clock.

The streets remember.

[Polarboy 2317]

13 hours ago, OTF said:

 

Agreed, looking forward to the days when our players with ability don't come with one or more of the below caveats (feel free to add):

- He's a cunt

- He's a crock

- He's a hog

- He's lazy

- He only turns up once in every 4 games

 

He shags dogs. 

[Alex 38512]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

Incidentally, for some reason this kid reminds me of ex-Sunderland-hard-as-fucking-nails-in-the-trenches, Kevin Ball.

he does a bit 

Edited January 28, 2022 by Alex

[Monkeys Fist 47291]

2 hours ago, Alex said:

he does a bit 

He looks like what you’d get if you went in to any one of the 37 Turkish Barbers in Forest Hall, with a picture of Scott Parker and said, 

“ I want that , Stavros “

 

[Alex 38512]

Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

He looks like what you’d get if you went in to any one of the 37 Turkish Barbers in Forest Hall, with a picture of Scott Parker and said, 

“ I want that , Stavros “

 

37? Have some of them closed recently then? 

[Billy Whitehurst 1089]

5 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

This lad appears on HMHM's favourite show on Sky Sports, the Saturday Social. 

 

He's a proper football hipster and a tool, but he also thinks we've pulled off an absolute blinder signing this lad, so the video is still worth watching just for that. 

 

 

I’ll have to take your word for it.

 

Congratulations to any of you who managed to get past the c.8 second mark when he said “be a legend and click on subscribe”.

 

 

[wykikitoon 24533]

 

 

 

[Christmas Tree 5612]

Squeaky bum time Wednesday 

[wykikitoon 24533]

Apparently nee relegation release clause in his contract.

[Monkeys Fist 47291]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

Squeaky bum time Wednesday 

Curry night on Tuesday is it? 

[Polarboy 2317]

It's unfortunate that realistically speaking he won't train properly with us until Friday next week. Can't see him doing much on Thursday after travelling back from Brazil. So he'll maybe only make the bench for Tuesday if Howe wants to be a bit cautious. But perhaps the three or four sessions we get in from the Friday until the Tuesday will be deemed enough. Then again I suppose these are the things you have to take on the chin when you have a Brazilian international in your team 😁