Howmanheyman 15773 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 They were going to do a 'Colossus of the Tyne' a few years ago modelled on me standing either side of the mouth of the Tyne but realised the tall ships masts would've been in danger of catching my knackers if they did build it so decided to give it a miss. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 1710 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: They were going to do a 'Colossus of the Tyne' a few years ago modelled on me standing either side of the mouth of the Tyne but realised the tall ships masts would've been in danger of catching my knackers if they did build it so decided to give it a miss. So you’re saying your knackers hang lower than your cock? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 23270 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 When they say “ erect” a statue, they mean it 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 15773 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 3 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: So you’re saying your knackers hang lower than your cock? Yes. I'm the real life buster gonad. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 4233 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 1 hour ago, Alex said: Did you know real Colossus of Rhodes didn’t stand astride the ancient at Rhodes town? That said, that image definitely looks better in a souvenir t-shirt / ashtray / tea towel than the reality. Stood to one side, didn't it? More like the Statue of Liberty than the popular image? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 18590 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 A boring factoid followed by copious amounts of smutty schoolboy humour. A microcosm of this place tbh 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 23270 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Tits. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 18590 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 (edited) 41 minutes ago, The Fish said: Stood to one side, didn't it? More like the Statue of Liberty than the popular image? Aye. Although no one really knows what it was like, it standing astride the harbour was impossible from an engineering pov and for other practical reasons and based on existing evidence etc. Unless HMHM has a bit of Greek ancestry Edited January 13 by Alex 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 15773 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 2 hours ago, Alex said: Aye. Although no one really knows what it was like, it standing astride the harbour was impossible from an engineering pov and for other practical reasons and based on existing evidence etc. Unless HMHM has a bit of Greek ancestry It stood feet planted on either side till one day a particularly tall mast did indeed scrape it's crown jewels so it was then dismantled to just sit crouched atop a religious treasure trove. Then one day it heard plans to put it back astride the harbour and have it's family benefits in danger of being hit again by the old sea salts of antiquity sailing underneath it's legs..... 'You fucking what, mate?' 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 3223 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Tits. Pics or gtfo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 23270 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 2 minutes ago, OTF said: Pics or gtfo 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renton 8215 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 17 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 3754 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Women were fucking lifting back in the day. I mean presumably these were hotties at the time. Thank fuck I’m alive now when it’s a veritable blartathon. Forsooth. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 8191 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 8 hours ago, Alex said: Did you know real Colossus of Rhodes didn’t stand astride the ancient harbour at Rhodes town? That said, that image definitely looks better on a souvenir t-shirt / ashtray / tea towel than the reality. Whoah…really?…holiday memories crushed.. 😞 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 23270 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 51 minutes ago, trophyshy said: Women were fucking lifting back in the day. I mean presumably these were hotties at the time. Thank fuck I’m alive now when it’s a veritable blartathon. Forsooth. Duchess of Roker would like a word. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 398 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Duchess of Roker would like a word. Most Mackems would after 10 bottles of WKD.........probably reminds them of sister 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 3480 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 8 minutes ago, Rosco said: Most Mackems would after 10 bottles of WKD.........probably reminds them of sister You could have stopped typing after "would" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 8215 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 14 hours ago, Toonpack said: You could have stopped typing after "would" "Wad" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr Gloom 11393 Posted Thursday at 14:04 Share Posted Thursday at 14:04 he's been immense. but... i thought tuesday was his worst game since he joined for us. the first time he's looked like a 6ft7 centre half playing at left back. i hope he stops trying to drop the shoulder and turn back towards our goal as he was caught out doing it at least twice - one time could have led to a goal for them. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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