geordieshandy

Not up to me to decide, just like it wasn't on N-O. 116292[/snapback] If he's looking to made this position, does that make him an asylum seeker? 116294[/snapback] Not until he eats swans, best one of those with bird flu... 116306[/snapback] Cerrazzieee

Not up to me to decide, just like it wasn't on N-O. 116292[/snapback] If he's looking to made this position, does that make him an asylum seeker?

For Boumsong and Bramble perhaps

Nicked from Popbitch. 116269[/snapback] What are you doing reading popbitch?! The Cheese Hamlet .....quality, thats where I get my feta so it is. 116280[/snapback] I signed up for the weekly email. It's quality man - you don't get little nuggets like this just anywhere you know. 116283[/snapback] I quite often produce little nuggets of a similar nature depending on my diet. 116287[/snapback] You can shit diamonds?? 116288[/snapback] I'm the golden goose me man

Nicked from Popbitch. 116269[/snapback] What are you doing reading popbitch?! The Cheese Hamlet .....quality, thats where I get my feta so it is. 116280[/snapback] I signed up for the weekly email. It's quality man - you don't get little nuggets like this just anywhere you know. 116283[/snapback] I quite often produce little nuggets of a similar nature depending on my diet.

He got sacked for muttering to him? Must be because he was expected to jump across the counter and batter the bastard to death with a ball of edam. Sacked for poor customer service regarding every other person in the shop

That'll be some operation, road-blocks all over the city: "Excuse me sir, if you wouldn't just mind stepping out of the vehicle for a moment and dropping your trousers." Pictures of SMO's cock in post offices across the country : "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS COCK?" 116229[/snapback] Literally hundreds of females replying to that one.

Was just about to say the exact same thing

*dons boring old fart hat* Sweet citrus food to be had with pork originates from 15th/16th century ib. Something to do with the plentiful, yet not too nicely tasting, pork supply in England. Anyway, all pizzas are for homms and lezzas tbbh. Why can't we all just eat macho Brit food like curry ffs? 115969[/snapback] I think that's lamb and mint sauce. I vey much doubt there was much citrus fruit around England in the 15th/16th century. And I didn't think pineapple was a citrus fruit. 116032[/snapback] Could be right Alex, but it stems from the apple and pork I actually meant, though didn't put it across very well. Not to worry. 116042[/snapback] Ah, reet. Actually, I think lamb and mint sauce was a law that was brought out to stop people eating lamb, i.e. legally you could only eat it with mint. Unfortunately it backfired as people liked the taste combination. 116044[/snapback] Bollocks. Also, I found out pineapples don't grow on trees. Are they actually a fruit then? 116054[/snapback] Exactly, no one could actually like that shit

About two or three years ago by the RSPA

When Nigella's available, pah, Delia's got nee chance.

That bad foot hasn't half given him a bit of a lean! 115995[/snapback] And is the stadium subsiding or something?

Enough tits there for his purposes

I've never seen anything quite so gay as you kissy-kissying in the middle of the Trent last weekend, you big puff! 115496[/snapback] ...this coming from the bloke who 'air-kissed' geordieshandy when he arrived. 115507[/snapback] You weren't even there - too busy spending an hour and a half trying to get from the carpark to the pub. Holding hands an'all, I wager! 115520[/snapback] You said that's how you greeted everyone, I feel so used.

Picky bastard

bit of a random chance though wasnt it? "Ive got it sarge, we hand write a note purporting to be from a 17 y/o student looking to sell her body" and stick it in a newspaper in a newsagents. Im fairly certain our man reads the Star and he probably buys it at around 8.30am so we only need one ot two. Then when he texts her we've got him by the bollocks!" 115039[/snapback] The expert sting, planned out right there, all bases covered.

Hopefully not if he's caught something nasty on it though.

Old grannies advertising to be seen off in style perhaps. £10 a go.

This is just like Faceparty with an underpriveleged kid. Someone buy her a pc and internet connection.

How would know what having glue inside your mouth is like? 114996[/snapback] you are being particulary picky today shandy Anything else? 114999[/snapback] Just incredibly bored with programming today.

You could rearrange those words into a rather unfortunate request. Or fortunate, whichever

How would know what having glue inside your mouth is like?

The cherry coke, peanut kit kats, or licking your own arse?

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Not for quenching thirst iwi