geordieshandy

Aye i was surprised to see Sned say that... 114647[/snapback] Me too. Thought it was a bit daft to suggest an issue like that had anything to do with me posting on here at all tbh. Ah well. 114707[/snapback] Especially when everyone knows you hate it because you are gay 114793[/snapback] 114884[/snapback] You can always tell when someone says something about Gemmill that's true because he just posts a smilie. 114927[/snapback] But that smilie always looks like it's missing something

You'd have posted on here sooner?

Fucking Batty more like 114869[/snapback] Back to Jenas?

Probably collects the badges

That's what I said on Saturday

Aye i was surprised to see Sned say that... 114647[/snapback] Me too. Thought it was a bit daft to suggest an issue like that had anything to do with me posting on here at all tbh. Ah well. 114707[/snapback] Especially when everyone knows you hate it because you are gay

And I changed your opinion how exactly?

I didn't do nothing me, honest guv.

Tremendous stuff. I'll have to make another appearance sooner rather than later, that's your warning.

I thought it was self-deprecating humour and he meant shagging it 113109[/snapback] Everyone needs a busom for one. Not for biting though. Unless she likes that kind of thing, a bit wierd for me though. "Here pet, chaw on me tit maan, I luv owt like that me"

I'm translating the annual report of a company who've just converted from U.S. GAAP to IFRS without seeming to have a clue about either. Which is useful, because I can just make it all up and they won't be any the wiser. 113110[/snapback] I'm trying to sneak out to the pub. There again sneak is probably to big a word to use. I'm my own boss, I shall go to the pub if I choose. I shall drink some beers. Hopefully the barmaid won't do my head in. I like a well poured pint.

Agree with that. Random banter is the best kind. I might start a thread about my frogs. I don't even have any frogs. But I'm not a racist.

Put the LSD away now. Noone is trying to get you.

Scared of bother? Or an agoraphobic? 113085[/snapback] The first. He doesn't want to come to the pub because there might be fighting and malarky. Being a recluse would indicate the second anyway.

HTT is an agrophobic recluse?

Everyone is interested in day to day happenings. For instance I have just made myself a cup of coffee and am going to have TWO biscuits. I am, as HTT said, like a pig in shit.

Seriously - Lonely Hearts Column

Three squirts is canny impressive like.

GET A ROOM

Bringing the produce in his man-bag no doubt

It would have been moved, locked and all the participants banned long before now

That's hellish that is.

On a match day it's not, you wouldn't know like 113034[/snapback] On any day it's not. Student bar perhaps, which could be as bad in some views

113011[/snapback] I think the image of God smashing in the back doors of a group of vicars has to be one of the more surreal things posted on here 113013[/snapback] Where's that, might use it for a poster I'm doing for the local church. Just had a better idea, I'll add some text to it and put it on the bible thumpers windscreens next time the park outside my house and leave no space for me. 113018[/snapback] I think it was a mental image, a particularly mental one. I could knock something up on Paint but I can't be arsed. 113021[/snapback] Felt the need to issue a disclaimer after some of the comments in this thread? 113029[/snapback] Just thought I'd let my stance be known.

Shouldn't that be in the "something for the weekend" thread