Holden McGroin

Aye. Lets see where we are as well. We've won 1 game away this season (v Sheff Utd) so this needs to be addressed pretty quickly if we are gunning for top 4.

This cracker needs to go in the "if you heard a joke today, post it" thread.

Daddy Gemmill will need to accompany him to this match.

The only reason would be a 6 month loan so he can get picked for euros. I’m not even sure he is that much better than Dubravka.

And there it is. 3-2

Oliver Skipp is on. Advantage Man City

This should be 6-1. its like Spurs have rehired Ossie Ardiles.

Rodri out of villa game. Shame. Wouldn’t mind them putting those beige bastards to the sword.

Pedro Porro has got a face you’d love to drop-kick. Again. And again. And again.

If that’s a possibility then Scarlett owes it to Ramsdale to give him the move. He has proper fucked him over for someone only marginally (and arguably) better. Edit: I don’t think he is that good and wouldn’t spent money on him.

That could well have been a decent team for the league cup game v Chelsea.

Ten Fraud has not created a cohesive dressing room and you can see it. Rashford downed tools yesterday. Might be because he was played on the right or perhaps he is fucked off about his mate Sancho. Either way it’s disgraceful a player on £300k can’t put a shift in.

Bruno getting injured/suspended is our biggest concern. No-one else can do that job now (Tonali would have been next in line)

Miley’s best game so far. it’s mad he has played Chelsea, PSG and Man Utd in a week and not looked out of place. He just seems to take everything in his stride. Great prospect.

Livramento man. wykiki bangs on about Longstaff and Gordon not getting in the England squad but this kid is the real deal. He looks class out of position.

Aye. Tell her I’ll be around in 20.

I like Dubravka. Good chance for him now. That looked like a dislocated shoulder to me so he’ll be out for a while.

Never in doubt lads. Never in doubt. well done @thebrokendoll.

Going to be a lonnnnnng 9 minutes. We are dead on our feet again.

@Dr Gloom must be thinking he is a fucking jinx by now? Surely he is going to Jack it in this season now. SURELY he must do the right thing for the team. WALK OUT RIGHT NOW.

Aye. It’s coming.

Excellent first half. Not sure how long we can maintain this into the second half.