Holden McGroin

will be interesting if Bournemouth take the lead. I suspect Leicester and Leeds will fail to win.

Merino was decent.

Can the stats nerds show us the relegation probabilities?

Poch is going to have trouble shifting the recent signings which is why I think they'll try to offload Gallagher, Loftus Cheek and even Mount. The newbies will be on mega money. What a disaster from Todd.

Lampard has aged about 10 years in last 6 months.

Chelsea looking the far better team here which means the inevitable next goal will be from ManUre.

aye. Just listened to a podcast with Steven caulker who played with him in Turkey. Said he was unbelievable and remember the name as he’ll have the pick of teams. Schar only has one year left on his contract I think. We need quality throughout if we want to go for the top 4 again and maintain a european campaign.

Possibly. Just disable the wifi connection on your laptop and try again.

Did you turn the WiFi off when you tested with Ethernet cable?

I quite like Pep and Poch so I might not mind Chelsea being good that much. Klopp, Arteta and Ten Nonce are world class bell ends so I hope they all fail miserably.

I’m happy with Pope and Dubravka next season.

Ritchie is out for season

Missed his chance.

Don’t be bitter Gemmil. You’re a bit like Jamal Lascelles of the Toontastic board. Good for team morale but ultimately not good enough and will be shipped out for better quality posters like myself. Enjoy Forest Talk forum where I’m sure you’ll do a good job.

Step aside Gemmill. We need a leader with a clear head to steer us home. Potential banana skin this one lads. All we need to do is avoid a point deduction to qualify for the champions league. No mass brawl lads, so I suggest we keep Tindall away from Fun Time Frankie.

No-one decent is buying Iwobi. DCL is a crock so would need a season under him to get good money again. Agree on Pickford. Man Utd an Spurs sniffing around.

Yeah. I thought the lines would be computer generated but it’s just some bloke going: “Put the line on his knee, Derek. Yeah. That looks good. Onside. Recommendation is to give the goal Keith”.

Spurs could end up 9th at the end of the season. LOL.

And miss 4 of them

He had a bad injury when he first joined, didn't he? He had zero pace though. Wasn't suited to PL.

Simple to solve. Dean Smith just has to have a word in his ear. "Liverpool have come in for you this morning"

Not going to happen. Every game Isak and Wilson have started. 0 clean sheets.

Yeah, although I think when you're established and winning leagues you can sell your players that you want to offload for about the same as you want to spend. We've spent so much as we had zero sellable players. I take your point though. Very rarely gets mentioned how much Man U etc have spent.

Btw, this is my first game of the season and im a massive Jonah so make of that what you want.