Holden McGroin

I was having a go at that blokes analysis not Gordon btw. AG is doing superb at the mo. I just need to make that crystal clear.

Ive just had a flick through. He stops running full speed to make space to receive the ball. Primary school shit.

I stopped watching when he had Joelinton playing as the 6 and then he suggested Bruno made the pass (when it was clearly Miggy.) load of shite.

We tried to sign Lloris in the summer. I wonder if that was with Dubravka leaving in mind.

I've just had a quick look over the Everton forum. They seem to hate us. The feeling is mutual you bunch of tramps. They also seem pretty confident - which is a good sign.

Trippier is one 1 yellow away from suspension. I think Big Joe is now or does league cup not count?

1-0. Duncan Ferguson or whatever big lump they hoof it up to now.

Poor Mackems. They’ve dropped their cargo at the first sign of an imperial starship. I can only seeing this ending really, really well for them.

He came on in the last few mins last season. Although the ground was empty at that point.

Is this another classic @Dr Gloom version of "Whisper it, but we are still in the title race".

He'll be fit to watch the Euros from his sofa.

My lads are getting bang into football. My little one (4) asked me last week "Do dirty mackems smell?" "Yes son, yes they do" He also knows the full "Dirty Mackems, dirty monkey mackems" song - which surprised me and delighted me in equal measures. Edit: I also went to his first parents evening ever a couple of weeks ago. The teacher was asking if listens to the White Stripes as he is always singing on the way into school. I didn't have the heart to tell her he was singing "ohhhhhhhhh Anthony Gordonnnnnnnnnn"

Center Parca is a middle class caravan park. There will be no mackems there.

In all seriousness. He isn't a bad keeper but he hasn't been involved with a team for 6 months so he is going to be extremely rusty. Dubs was superb v Man Utd in league cup so im happy to give him a chance. He has never let us down before.

Better than Karius?

Smells like a draw.

it’ll probably be an early KO.

you can’t just dismiss Bournemouth like it didn’t happen. We also had leads v wolves and West Ham but let them slip (fair enough they were after European nights). Everton and Spurs up next away. Let’s see how do in these. Both really tricky games.

Paedos? Oh dear. They lack a bit of self awareness.

Aye. Lets see where we are as well. We've won 1 game away this season (v Sheff Utd) so this needs to be addressed pretty quickly if we are gunning for top 4.