Holden McGroin

You need a stress ball

We'll see what happens. If he prefers a move to Spurs then we've dodged a bullet. They are signing Raya by the looks of things so are on the rebuild. They needs to spend £100ms on their defence though.

Apparently Aubayemang is next.

Turns out Boehly isn't as stupid as he first seemed.

Edouard Mendy, Ruben Neves ,Ziyech, Koulabily all heading to Saudi league. Surely a lot more as well.

Possibly the Borderline Boilers as well….😙

I love his quotes. "made a mistake" "I apologise for any confusion" 😀 There was no mistake or confusion. You knowingly just fucking cheated.

mad that by Neves but I guess the money talks here. He might be giving up his international career and chance to play at world cups with this sort of move.

I’m not complaining, mind.

Cheers Alex

I don’t have a clue really. It’ll be for 3-4 days. I’ve never been since a kid. Probably something quietish. I’m happy to drive to towns. I was dabbling with booking Whinefall Forest - center parcs but am leaning towards lodge/cottage with something to do close by.

Any recommendations for a lodge (etc) in Lake District for a family with a 4 and 8 year olds? Also, has to be classy. Like me.

Boksic was different class. We were linked with him a few times in his pomp. Shame it never came off.

Chick-flick?

Overall Pistone was probably deemed a success over his time as he had a decent career over here for us and Everton. there has been a lot of big signings that just never live up to it over here. Scamacacacacacacaca being the latest.

arrested for being a fucking legend?

that’s actually happened to me before at a festival. Great times. after I came back to life and retired to my tent.. couldn’t find the opening to get out in the middle of the night and pissed myself.

I haven’t seen him enough to give him the glowing report you have. italians haven’t traditionally settled that well in our league either. I can’t think of many bar Zola and arguably Vialli. Edit: Di Canio as well

So PIF own 75% of the Saudi league. I sense a big player going there on mega bucks then being loaned to us for free. Hello Neymar Jnr. Welcome to Newcastle.

85m is nonsense. I suggest we just stick to upcoming younger players that are hungry to step up.

He loves it. He is probably quoting about £100m+ for Kane in his last year (who he clearly and falsely thinks might sign a new contract) and then puts a derisory offer in for two England internationals.

Barnes is 26 this year. Thought he was about 22.

Ideally we’d bin off Manquillo off and keep Krafh if he fully recovers. Ive mentioned before but I’m not sure Ashby will ever make it here. (Based on nothing but our actions so far).

Then Man City (a), Liverpool (h) and Brighton (a). basically the 4 of the top 7 straight away.

It’s clearly smoke and mirrors from nufc, feeding this to edwards while we are in Paris sealing the Mbappe deal.