Holden McGroin

Where do you find a cow with no legs ? Wherever you left it.

What’s the best thing about a prostitute dying on you? The second hour is completely free.

The handball rule needs proper simplifying to the point it’s either deliberate or not. And deliberate also includes doing a star fish on the line.

He didn’t do much running in the second half to be honest. Hopefully that was just him conserving energy but I think he was dead on his feet - like a few others

The guy has that touch of class that could make him a top level footballer.

Idiots

Dougie is steaming! 😂 A bad decision robbed us but they had about 4 clear goals they’d normally score on another day. And that’s just in the second half.

McCoist is more of a light hearted colour commentator. Seems like a top bloke. Plus he banged Patsy Kensit. *high five *

If Miley was pulling on a Chelsea jersey he’d be in the England squad.

Never a pen

Agent Barcode-a

Where the fuck did 8 minutes come from?

And Miggy. And Gordon.

The only thing that will beat us here is lack of subs. Whatever happens, well played lads. the boys are fucked out there

We need some fresh legs on here *looks at bench* “Fuck it. Stay as we are Jason”

We are tiring now.

It’s going to be an onslaught the second half.

How good is Tino by the way?

I’m not sure about this free kick from half way line with all defenders up there. We’ll get caught out every time

Rio giving us his expert (bullshit) knowledge on why Paris produces lots of quality young players.

Rookie mistake. When she spots you looking dumbfounded when describing this brand new friend Sandra: ”you know, Sandra who named her new baby after ours?” this is when you nod : “oh yeahhhh. I remember now” without not having a fucking clue who she is talking about. You can use this get out jail free card next time Dazzler-boy.

Suppose it’s better than her sister.

I bet he went one step further and remembered her friends names.

Yeah. The ABSOLUTE worst thing you should do is offer a solution to her problems. Don’t ever go there.