Holden McGroin

Aren't all dentists mental anyway?

Someone is missing the booze. I suggest cocaine to fill the gap.

I know i've posted other threads about my loft conversion but I'm trying to find out if after they've given me permission i'm obligated to get them to inspect the work and pay them handsomely for the privilege. The builder I'm using said he once had an inspector out who was scared of heights and just signed everything off rather than go up the ladder! 119412[/snapback] Equivalent of a deep sea diver scared of water tbh

You're pissed off that 1 bud you've had aren't you. 119406[/snapback] Pissed and now confident after losing his virginity. Gods gift tbh

I know what you mean....but its hard to stop sometimes. Guess that comes with age.

Cant wait for UM and LM to see this.... wet panties time.

If she's got a conscience, you're right. Which makes the sentence pointless really. 119364[/snapback] Some sort of sentence had to be set though. She has broken the law.

Normally happens when you lay off it for a week tbh. 119286[/snapback] Is it possible to get pissed on Carling? I remember at Uni they had this piss water called Trent beer or something - about 3% abv. I drank 20 cans once and didn't feel remotely tipsy, although I had to piss a lot, obviously. 119290[/snapback] Trying to regain some butchness tbh. Nice effort. Still need to man-up though

Who really gives a f*ck. They need to sort out their lives tbh. Is everyone old in your office with nothing to live for, apart from death??

Normally happens when you lay off it for a week tbh.

Time to Man-up you hom 119244[/snapback] I was going to ask actually - is there a non-hom soft drink? 119249[/snapback] That's an actual beverage? I thought that was Rent boy's fancy name for "just water"! 119256[/snapback] What i don't get is the fact hes not drinking alcohol to try and lose weight yet when out has turned to bottles of J20 which to my knowledge, whilst tasting nice, just full of sugar. Would be better off on the spirits tbh 119265[/snapback] All in the head though isn't it. Plus his wife probably nags him about coming in pissed up.

Time to Man-up you hom 119244[/snapback] I was going to ask actually - is there a non-hom soft drink? 119249[/snapback] Coke is the closest thing you can get. If your devious enough you can pass it off as a Whiskey and coke......

Boys in your bedroom? Illegall DVDs? Suprised you didnt light up a dooby as well....

Time to Man-up you hom

I thought that was a separate case in which her son was killed in the accident. Her husband was in jail at the time.

I enjoyed Man on Fire too. Watched Requiem for a Dream yesterday. Jesus it was bleak viewing, but a good film. Well acted, but not one to watch if you're suicidal. 119150[/snapback] It looked good and that, but did you think bleakness was stupidly bleak? Fair enough to warn people against drugs but (***and there's spoilers coming up so look away if you ain't seen it***) EVERY one of the four users ends up such a horrific state it was just silly. Even if you get a canny strong drug dependency, doesn't mean you'll end up as bad as any one of them, to have all four plumb such depths spoiled it for me. 119164[/snapback] Aye, I know what you mean but it didn't spoil it for me. I didn't really have much sympathy for the two male characters for some reason, but I felt awful for Jennifer Connelly's and Ellen Burstyn's. 119169[/snapback] Agree with Gemmil. Didnt spoil it for me. Really enjoyed the double-ended dildo scene as well...

Craig in posting old jokes shocker...

Prefect way to write off 9.5M. No LOAN deals.

The UEFA cup is really shit now. Do we really make a lot of moola out of it?

I thought that was Pavel Srnicek at 1st glance.

Shola to be suprise inclusion for World cup squad

Papa Lazaru in ref-hate shocker

Slaven reckons we should have had a penna, Ameobi causing them big problems apparently.

I love how they call players by their nicknames... eg The YAK and Mozza. knobheeds 118084[/snapback] Yeh, its terrible. The spell where they moaned about emre and solano was pathetic.... 118086[/snapback] "The man from Peru....Why dont you go back" bellends

I love how they call players by their nicknames... eg The YAK and Mozza. knobheeds