Billy Castell

You read my mind Zebra

Dude, 90% of the people in here are old enough to be my granny for fuck sake I'm sorry for putting up a bit of fresh meat Jordan, 'fresh'? There are things dug up by Paeleantologists that are fresher than that clapped out boiler. She probably has a minge like the channel tunnel, been ridden more than an Amsterdam bicycle, and has had so much surgery she'd look like Colin Hendry if she took her make-up off and stopped injecting shit into her face. Anyway, to add to the list of 'older women' I nominate Lisa Edelstein, aka Dr. Cuddy in House.

You're only 17, so I guess you have low standards on these things. I wouldn't want to lose my watch during a night of passion with Jordan. She'd probably sell my organs on eBay too.

Shoot! I know, his mates in the media, Oliver Holt and Damien Lewis claimed he was sacked partially because of his colour, whilst neglecting to recall the Blackburn made him the first Premier League manager who was black. The fact that we were 2nd bottom after finishing 8th the previous season, he sold the best keeper in the country because he didn't like him and filled all the coaching roles with equally inept people had nothing to do with it.

Help, I fell in Jordan is such a hard faced slag. You'd have to be a right desperate little boy to find her attractive.

Only saying that because she's from Norn Ironed. She's from the Republic, but Dervla Kirwan is, and always has been hotter.

Turned down Anthony Annan to sign him didnt he? Or was that later? Was definitely Paul Ince in charge when Annan was on trial. It was that cunt Paul Ince. He stated that since he was a good midfielder, he knew one when he saw one. So with our budget it was indeed Grella or Annan. To top it all off he signed Fowler for a laugh as well. God help any team that signs that useless arrogant moron as their manager. He spends more time on the golf course than working on getting his UEFA badges, a contractual obligation when he was Rovers manager.

She's alright but her face makes me think of this:

If only I could find a clip of Swiss Toni explaining golf about now.

Neil Hannon was born in Derry.

And what exactly would your spellchecker going "gerodie" on you mean? Fuckin' scousers. Dude why ain't you in bed, don't you have to get up for work? Oh wait, scouser, I forgot. Sorry My spellchecker does have a scouse option. It represents the high pitched whine by making the text invisible, changes all the 'c' and 'k' sounds into the Germanic 'ch' sound (e.g. Reich) and adds seemingly random 'y's to vowels (e.g myurder). Mind you, I tried it once and my laptop refused to work and the battery was drained of energy in a few minutes.

You make it sound like you have a team of employees. Are you Hugh Heffner?

The Pig Climber for £3m? That would have been amazing if it was true.

I can't wait to see the designs for the Fuck Me That's Huge Telescope and the Bloody Hell That's Even Bigger Telescope.

Yeah, and I'm King Louis XIV! You've been listenig to rap music too much and believe you're surrounded by bitches. Go to B&Q as they have the only hoes you can pull

I thought you'd put someone off Playschool or Blue Peter, Kev. Well done you. (Not my cuppa tea, like). Nah, I'd give it to her like. What, your virginity? Some lucky girl already has that. Check out Dr. Cock-n-Balls. The chicks love the big dick, what can I say. Are you 6 foot 5 then? Oh, and drawing a face on your hand doesn't count as oral sex.

A great pair of Great Tits.

As per that photo, as per the Royle family or as per that old woman character whose name escapes me? (or all three for variety) Mrs. Merton you mean.

She has a face like a rancid cunt with an octopuses' beak in the middle of it. The woman is a fraud and a bully.

As long as he doesn't take over Woods' store card at the knocking shops he went to. Henry has been finished for years. It would be a bit like when you sign Patrick Kluivert if he went to a Premier League/La Liga/Serie A club.

Imagine a Heskey/Ameobi combination up front for any team, let alone a Premier League team .

I liked watching Ireland in the world cup. In 2002 . Better luck next time against a crap French basketball team Kevin.

I forgot about the insurers, which of course explains how AIG got into so much trouble. So the small investors, insurers and governments who got the shit, whilst Goldman and the others could, and probably still are raking it in. I hope that those trials find them guilty, and put the Golman Sachs of shit in prison.

The NHS should never be privatised. Otherwise we'll be telling millions of people that their health is unimportant, and therefore they are unimportant. The USA has done that for many years, and their private system has cost them billions and had still left 40 million people unable to afford healthcare. If capitalism was fully introduced into healthcare, then doctors and hospitals would put the poor last in line, however serious their illness was. That is the nature of capitalism-screw things to your advantage and make money.