Billy Castell

Looks like she already has Gejon. I assume the recipient of the blow job wasn't this 'boyfriend' giving it large outside the court. I wonder when that'll all be on Jeremy Kyle? At least the guy didn't have to look at her face that night.

Looks like she already has Gejon. I assume the recipient of the blow job wasn't this 'boyfriend' giving it large outside the court. I wonder when that'll all be on Jeremy Kyle? At least the guy didn't have to look at her face that night.

When did Peter Kaye take over this site? Do you remember Bullseye? Or drinking Rola cola in Bolton?

Just looked, and it happened nearish to where I live.

Thig is Muslims and the more loony Christians over in the USA worship the same fucking God. Just in different ways. America has a lot of freedoms written into its constitution, but it has always been a culturally intollerant and right wing place. You can criticise the country, Christianity etc., but you'll recieve a right shitstorm if you do. Over there, they seem to worship the nation like a religion, much like the Romans or even the Nazis. So if you point out faults, you are an enemy of America.

All the giant rats in Liverpool were hunted to extinction by Kophead's family who fancied a Sunday roast.

Kevin, before you ask, you cross the road whe the green man lights up. No sorry, you cross the road when you see a round green light. Another word of advice is that you put your legs through each hole of your underpants, and make sure you put them on before you put on your trousers. As for getting more shifts, when the manager gets back, you should walk in one day when you're off duty wearing a pair of pants, a Viking helmet, and braces (the latter adding a touch of formality to the scene), and declare that as Fornax, the Roman Goddess of Baking you demand to see the manager. When the manager arrives to see you, smear yourself with as many sachets of tomato ketchup as you can get hold of, do the dance for Agadoo whilst explaining to him/her that you want to earn big bucks, and need to work extra hours. Asking for the extra hours in the voice of Vincent Price is optional, but it would prbably help your cause. Upon hearing that you have got a few hours overtime, walk like an Egyptian out the front door, whilst exposing your genitals to any passing child whilst howling like a wolf.

Jesus, NZ Tv is utter shit. I remember they did a celebrity survivour when I was there, and I'd have never known anyone if there were no rugby players. It was either that, 1 year old episodes of Eastenders and the first ever series of the Simpsons on a loop. Anyway, Mediums are very intuitive conmen who use tricks like Derren Brown.

I'll not take the piss as I know how bad exam results can be. It's not as bad as you initially think Kevin, as you can probably still get to a reasonable university with those results. I managed to go to Nottingham Trent, which I left, and then Coventry the next year which I didn't. They don't have the reputation of Oxford or Cambridge, but they were both good. And I had a B and two Ds. What were the Politics questions then? I ask as I have a History and Politics degree.

Only your mum Kevin.

I'm guessing that's where people often consort with spirits in Newcastle Manc-Mag. Still can't beat a load of tramps singing a Queen medley as loud as possible in Bedford bus station though.

This is not a good thread in some ways. I can barely afford bus fare to the city centre! It is an expensive hobby.

Yep. I'd consider Trott moving up to open as he's very steady. Bopara, Carberry or someone else can then come in at 3. Bell is not an option so high up in the order.

Is that a euphamism?

I liked Robbie when he was a pundit during matches, but 606 has been crap since Danny Baker left it years ago.

What was Louis Spence's rent boy kicking off about? I can't make out what he was on about at the beginning.

Saw the A Team on the 3rd. Utter nonsense, some dodgy acting it was very enjoyable. It was never going to be an Ang Lee melodrama, profiling the relationships between the characters, and exposing the inner turmoils of ex-servicemen, and I'm glad it wasn't. The original series was silly entertainment, and so was this. I'd give it 7/10.

That would be one hell of a school play Kevin, but when you say take a wank, do you mean receiving some salty man protein in the face, or man-handling his own man handle? Either way, I'd be calling the the sexual harrassment panda.

Do they think people believe it ? Yes, and I've seen people literally with the T-shirts to prove it. Its obviously all some sort of Derren Brown psychological type thing, but there are those who actually go to the live shows and believe. As for whether I believe in ghosts, I don't, though there may be some explanation to some of the reported stuff in the realms of physics in the sense of time going a bit wobbly and mental occaisionally, or in psychology in the sense that people are open to suggestion or are just plain mad.

Most Haunted is fucking hilarious though. I love it.

I'd take him back too.

Since I have the internet today, I'll contribute. This Sayed chap is saying the right things to get me excited about having some money to spend in the transfer market for a change, and to build us up and so on, but I'm sure Ashley said similar things, so I'll be cautiously optimistic. As for why he didn't buy you, I guess its becaue we are a cheap date. £20m or so to buy the club, and about the same to clear the debt is probably a lot less than our fat friend would expect for any prospective Newcastle owner to offer. If both clubs were on offer for a similar price, then you'd be a far better deal. I hope that Sayed isn't like that Saudi 'fake Sheikh' who owned Portsmouth for a couple of months, but Blackburn are in a damned if we do, damned if we don't situation. Either we take the leap of faith with Sayed, who does seem to check out, or the Walker Trust keeps us afloat, but on starvation rations. I just hope we don't throw money around like Man City and Chelsea, and offer £50m for good players like Milner or Barry, and give them £200,000 p/w wages. I'd rather grow the club more slowly and look for value for money. But then I'm probably a right blue cock.

Registered with e-bay, so I'll have a look there every so often. There was a generic guitar plus amp for £20-30 with 5 minutes to go, it was in Warwickshire (i.e. local), but I had no money to bid for it. Anyone bought any equipment recently, or played with an old one in their collection for the first time in years?