Billy Castell

I'm the only one, but I don't mind Dave Gorman. The zodiac thing was funny, and I like the show Genius.

I'm pretty happy with Sam. He dug us out of one fucking huge hole, and got us to 10th. Sure, I'd like us to play more attractive football, but the thoughtof Grella and Andrews trying to emulate Xavi and Fabregas is too scary to contemplate. And neither will be in a Rovers shirt for as long as I live. He's doing OK with no money at all.

Needless to say, I didn't get that Les Paul clone, as the bidding war started whilst I was offline, and it went for more than I can afford (bet you were all in for it). I have another option anyway, and I doubt you'd be interested, as it really is a bargain bin deal.

One of my sisters got told of when she was putting too much meat on frozen pizzas during a student summer job.

Let's be having you [burning bras and ordering takeaways].

Sadly it doesn't have pictures,but I thought that it was worth a punt with a low bid. Apparently its white with gold humbuckers, whatever those are. Problem is I won't have the internet for when the deadline nears. And there is no stroke boy getting excited either. Now watch as you all outbid me!

Few hours away from buying a Les Paul clone for £17.

Your boys fucked up Kevin.

Your boys fucked up Kevin.

My mind wonders to that episode of Father Ted when they're on the plane and he shows Dougal that pop-up money box and explains that it isn't tacky at all. I bet the free magazines you get with the newspapers have loads of ads for those commemorative plates of the Pope's visit.

The rot set in with Woy buying shit like Christian Dailly for £5m, and losing the dressing room, butit was Brian Kidd who ensured relegation. Souness got promoted and won us the Worthington Cup after that.

It is a bit embarrassing when he says this sort thing. If he isn't saying it tongue-in-cheek, then he must be as deluded as Alan Partridge, or suffering a form of dementia and he thinks that as he has managed Hierro, Salgado and Campo he is actually managing Real Madrid. He's been a good manager for Bolton and us, but come on Real Madrid??? Mind you, Inter Milan chased Rafa to replace Mourinho.

Part of mesays 'photoshop', and part of me thinks it may be a real window that shows it is not just birthday cake decorators that get it wrong.

Kingdayo???!

Has Pastor Dickhead burnt the Korans yet?

Haye is an arrogant sod, and fighting Fraudley ahead of either Klitchsko makes him look like a coward.

Ha ha you know her? you must wank to babestation because you can't get a bird ha ha. The only reason I know her is she used to live in the same road as me. True shes put on a bit of weight since that last pic I posted but I would not throw her out of bed if you would it means your gay. Fidelity is about as sparse as hard work on Merseyside.... Just ask Wayne Rooney and Steeeevieeee G's missus (allegedly).

Is Holly Johnson still alive? No reason to this question other than he's a scouser, so he crossed my mind. He must be as I don't remember any minute silences at Anfield recently.

No doubt Coleen will be seen in all the poshest shops with a new credit card very soon. Worked last time. As for the hooker, she is not bad looking, but not worth £1000 a go judging by the pictures. Better than ropey old gran nicked from a Trisha show anyway.

The original article and the other posts summed up my view exactly. Corden is a wanker.

I believe he was best at Barca, and early in his Inter career. His injuries were only part of what did him in, as it seems that Nike, and other commercial forces pressured him to play at times when his body was not up to it (e.g. the 1998 World Cup Final). If he wasn't such an iconic and commercially vital player, he'd have been given more time to get fully fit. I wonder what Seedorf thinks of this news?

Harry will get the job anyway. At least its a 1 year contract, and the takeover seems to be going smoothly, despite interest from other groups. Strange being popular when you are probably available, as well as Liverpool. Blackburn must be a cheap date, wheras the scousers are probably one of those orange girls with expensive tastes and a high maintainence personality. I'm glad Hughton seems to be doing OK. He seems a decent guy, and watching you stuff Villa is always amusing. Ben Arfa will probably be a great signing on loan, but he seems to be a bit Midoish in terms of his personality, so at least you can give him back before he complains its too cold, Geordie women are ugly etc.

At least we're not in for him. Imagine a team with Ameobi and Benjiani up front. He'll be at St. James' long after football ceases to exist. It'll be like the scene in The Time machine, when civilisations rise and fall in a blur, with the exception of Shola who'll be standing around the penalty area for all eternity blazing shots over the crossnbar.

Gutted. You get a brilliant midfielder on loan, and we get...........................Benjiani. At least it is only on a 12th month, £15,000 p/w contract.

Apologies to Kophead, that was indeed a bit too personal. Those rats are fucking huge though. I wonder if any were loping about during that EDL protest yesterday. Probably not, as rats are actually quite intelligent.