Billy Castell

Few days old, but the picture is enough to scare you.

Looks like he's having a crack on the show in that picture. I have to say that I find a female geordie/north east accent more arousing than a scouse accent.

I'm still hung over from last night, that's my excuse.

Da Vinci Code. Only because I thought it was a pretty good story ruined by being written by Dan Brown's complete inability to write a story.

Is that the black lager? I've been loading shitloads of that stuff in containers bound for Australia this week.

OK, so Hicks and Gillett have gone to court to stop RBS or the board selling the club to NESV. If they win, and the move is blocked, then RBS will call the administrators in, and get as much of the debt from the holding company. Is that right? If so, I hope they prove to be as stubborn, pig headed and plain stupid as they have previously been, and it leads to -9 points.

Sam Allardyce=Centre back. As in Centre back to Greggs buy more sausage rolls.

Is Eddie Murphy his son?

Makes me think of the Shatnertron.

Didn't they try to clean it up a few years ago, but almost every competitor and team failed the tests, and put the sport in a very bad light?

He needs an experienced coach to guide him if he has any chance. Otherwise he'll just go mad again since he is the only show in town, and this'll be another train crash. I do expect any new thread about Gazza to have the Yes Gemmill subtitle to be honest, and I think he is a lost cause.

For some reason he's really really loaded,worth about £50m. Did he sign players who had Willie McKay as their agent at Newcastle? We had a fair few, and the Barry Ferguson debacle was suspicious. Not surprised Keith is bankrupt, as there was a gag about him using a bookies' pen to sign for Blackburn on Fantasy Football League. Colin Hendry is also bankrupt, which is a shame as he was my favourite player along with our Alan.

Catherine Tate, Victoria Wood and James Corden and the other one are worse than Dave Gorman. Never understood why they're loved by so many.

I like Jon Stewart's Daily Show. Does that make me part of Mossad and the Jewish conspiracy?

I have to say this show is crap. I loved the film, but the TV programme just seems to be miserable and gloomy like Eastenders. There is no real sense of warmth that the film had in parts.

Robert Huth is such a dirty dobbin of a player. He's hopeless.

He was an awful candidate when he actually got the job.. Because he forgot to do it with an Italian accent tbh. I hope he get's a chance to manage in Japan. Or North Korea:

KFC and a six pack at half time?? But seriously, I hope this will help him sort himself out and give him a sense of purpose

Fancy lending me £140 then??! I didn't see any Squire branding on the box, but you're probably right. I presume Squire and Epiphone are the Fender/Gibson cheapo brands, and they are not as good as the actual Les Paul or Stratocaster

I think Diane Abbott is a black divorcee and single parent Agent. All she could ever say was 'vote for me, so you don't seem sexist/racist'. Already we're seeing the media trying to make Ed seem like a young Michael Foot/Tony Benn, who'll give the unions the power to set wages, conditions etc. Ed may be the more left wing, between the two brothers, but that's all reative.

Just to let you know, I went to Costco, and there is a Fender Stratocaster and a little amp for £140. At least there was one in the new branch in Coventry.

I hope David Miliband does not win. He's too much of a Blairite New Labour goon, who will fill the pockets of the private sector at the expense of the working and middle classes. Labour needs to rediscover its roots, represent the poorer in society whilst avoiding a return to dogmatic, militant nonsense the left can get stuck in (e.g. the late 70's/early 80's).

Ahh parky ..... we are Patrons of the Arts - but, like you, we prefer to be listed as "Anonymous Donor" I thought they named you now. Sorry, that's something else.