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I haven't got one but after reading the reviews I'm well tempted to get one when my contracts up next month. Might be probing yer (oooer missus) fer information in the next couple of weeks Wacky.

Richard Dannett was on the radio this morning saying that we have a stronger military presence now than we did at the start of the 82 conflict. Thing is, what IS the Argie's military capability these days? I mean if they're having finacial problems have they been maintaining their military? I know our forces have been decreased to a ridiculous state but if we didn't stop them should they invade we'd be even more of a laughing stock in the world's view than we already are. ... and would it affect us having Jonas and Colo? Hmmm... iirc Ossie Ardiles left the country at the time of the falklands. i suppose it would get them off the wage bill for that time............ best not tell dekka or mike that eh?

Congratulations bud!!

Wah pedal is now sold (sorry Tom)

Hiccy Burpday! All the best bud!

Shouting and screaming to get people to do what you want is, for me, a direct subsitute for charm, charisma and the powers of persuasion (i'm not saying i have any of those btw). Our Prime Minister should be all that, Brown may have had the ambition and the desire for the top job but for me is the perfect example of the Peter Principle. This principle states that everyone is promoted to their level of incompetence. Brown was a good chancellor but not Prime Minister material. Good HR development people will tell you that everyone needs to understand that there is a ceiling above which you should not rise. Not everyone CAN be the CEO of a company, very few have the requisite characteristics. The problem in politics is that there is no HR department to assess personal ability for the top role. Sorry Chez but he wasn't. Agree with everything thing else tho...

Pm'd ya!

Exactly what it says on the tin............ (SOLD): Morley Pro Series PWA Wah Pedal. Couple of scratches but works perfectly and has a lovely sound. This pedal was discontinued in '98 so are getting a little scarce now. Bargain at £35 For Sale: Fender PT-10 Tuner Pedal c/w original box. Again, a couple of scratches but has never let me down. Selling only due to an upgrade. - £15 Will leave these on for a week or so before they get put on evilbay. Thanks for looking!

Hughton is the man that needs replacing once we go up and you will see a difference. Only Carroll and Routledge havent had REGULAR PL or top league experience out of our 1st team tbh. Routledge played a full season for crystal palace in the prem in 2005 i believe. was really good aswell for them as i recall. I thought that but wasnt sure, that and how much he played for spurs. Only backs my point that our 1st team by majority has the basis for a good PL team. Of course we neeed quality additions though. By good i mean lower mid-table. Top 4 = Brilliant 5-8 = Very good 9-12 = Good 13-16 = Decent 17-20 = Poor Just my opinion...that team + GOOD manager + Financial backing = Good team Just my opinion agree with all of your sentiments but tbf Routledge broke his foot(?) in his 1st pre season for spurs and that set him back big time. added to that you had the emergence of Aaron Lennon who was on fire that season. not saying he's a brilliant player (Routledge) but i reckon he's a low to mid prem level player easily which is pretty much the best we can hope for atm.

Hughton is the man that needs replacing once we go up and you will see a difference. Only Carroll and Routledge havent had REGULAR PL or top league experience out of our 1st team tbh. Routledge played a full season for crystal palace in the prem in 2005 i believe. was really good aswell for them as i recall.

The "human rights" you mock so easily are exactly what gives you the right to hold and express your views. The weren't handed down from on high - they had to be fought for over centuries. Now you want to chuck them away because you're scared of women in veils. I am quite aware of the fact I have human rights, and how and why. I've said this before though, nobody has 100% freedom of speech, you have to accept laws and certain responsibilities in life. Women in veils ? Don't make me laugh, they are saying they will bomb us unless we let them do as they like. That is not freedom of speech, it should be a jail offence and a deportation order to another country as such that suits their beliefs. You are aware a bombers use them as disguises aren't you ? If a bomber hid his bomb in a kids football would you insist we ban the game and deport* anyone that plays. *love how you're still holding the diametrically opposed opinions that other countries are going to gladly take in thousands of British deportees....while insisting Britain should clamp down on asylum. It holds up for wummery, but not real life. no, but i would deport the fucka who hid the bomb edit: after a lengthy and physically horiffic internment of course far too many of these geeky student types think time in the slammer should be "therapy" ie a holiday camp. 16 hours a day of rock bashing wouldn't do them any harm at all. not certain if i would call gaol a holiday camp but i agree with the sentiment that it should be more of a 'punishment' as aposed to a 'rehabilitation'.

The "human rights" you mock so easily are exactly what gives you the right to hold and express your views. The weren't handed down from on high - they had to be fought for over centuries. Now you want to chuck them away because you're scared of women in veils. I am quite aware of the fact I have human rights, and how and why. I've said this before though, nobody has 100% freedom of speech, you have to accept laws and certain responsibilities in life. Women in veils ? Don't make me laugh, they are saying they will bomb us unless we let them do as they like. That is not freedom of speech, it should be a jail offence and a deportation order to another country as such that suits their beliefs. You are aware a bombers use them as disguises aren't you ? If a bomber hid his bomb in a kids football would you insist we ban the game and deport* anyone that plays. *love how you're still holding the diametrically opposed opinions that other countries are going to gladly take in thousands of British deportees....while insisting Britain should clamp down on asylum. It holds up for wummery, but not real life. no, but i would deport the fucka who hid the bomb edit: after a lengthy and physically horiffic internment of course

show me where I have ever mentioned "darker skin". Most atrocities seem to be committed by such, but I'm sure you will say it's just a co-incidence. Your words not mine. I'm sure you know the UK has suffered far more from 'white' terrorism than 'dark skinned'. maybe in the past but not in the here and now.

opinions? I for one would welcome him till the end of the season. Albion and Newcastle in Koumas duel Albion’s hopes of landing loan players before the weekend look to be receding as Newcastle emerged as potential rivals for Jason Koumas’ signature. The Baggies have so far failed to persuade Premier League clubs to loan out their top targets, despite concerted efforts to help head coach Roberto Di Matteo cope with his lengthy injury list. Chances of deals being completed before the televised visit to Ashton Gate are now in the balance, with reports on Tyneside suggesting leaders Newcastle have joined the Baggies in expressing an interest in Koumas. The club are still talking to Wigan about a possible loan for the former Hawthorns midfielder, although there are no indications that a deal is imminent. Koumas is one man definitely available, after Latics boss Roberto Martinez confirmed the club are willing to let the former Wales international leave. But there are now strong reports they could go head-to-head with the Magpies again, just weeks after the clubs battled unsuccessfully for Victor Moses. http://www.expressandstar.com/2010/02/18/a...tle-for-koumas/

Always have done as that's how I was taught - it seemed obvious to me. I was not taught it in my lessons but the last place I used to work my Boss always left the van in gear and I just picked up the habit. Nearly hit the side of the building the first time though as I never checked the stick. Leading on from that though I've always turned the ignition on with the clutch pressed. If you drive a Golf, like Snakey's missus does, you can't start the car without the clutch pressed. Yes you can. You cant start a Dodge Viper without the clutch in. Or with a straight face. yer right there!! the clutch is well heavy!!

Always have done as that's how I was taught - it seemed obvious to me. I was not taught it in my lessons but the last place I used to work my Boss always left the van in gear and I just picked up the habit. Nearly hit the side of the building the first time though as I never checked the stick. Leading on from that though I've always turned the ignition on with the clutch pressed. If you drive a Golf, like Snakey's missus does, you can't start the car without the clutch pressed. Yes you can. You cant start a Dodge Viper without the clutch in.

me too

BNP votes to allow black members The BNP is to scrap its whites-only membership policy The British National Party has voted to approve changes to its constitution that would allow black and Asian people to become members, a party spokesman said. The decision came after the far-right party held an extraordinary general meeting at a secret location in Essex, a party spokesman said. It was arranged after the Central London County Court told the BNP to amend its constitution to comply with race relations laws or face legal action by the Equality and Human Rights Commission. Party leader Nick Griffin told Sky News he expected a "trickle, rather than a flood" of applications from black and Asian people. He said: "Anyone can be a member of this party. We are happy to accept anyone as a member providing they agree with us that this country should remain fundamentally British." The party's democratic credentials were questioned by a BBC reporter who told Mr Griffin he had seen a journalist being "bundled out" of the meeting. The BNP leader said the Times newspaper, where the reporter works, had lied about the party. He said: "Because he is from The Times, which is owned by Rupert Murdoch, and it lies and it lies and it lies about this party. So he was told 'we're sorry, you told one lie too many', the Times, so we are not allowing anyone from the Times in - kindly leave. He refused to leave when he was asked so he had to be encouraged to leave." The BBC reporter asked if he would be removed if he said the wrong thing. Mr Griffin replied: "If you utter some outrageous lie about me... you won't be welcome again." A spokesman for News International confirmed one of their reporters had been removed from the meeting.

Did you get your leg over?

They'll be over-the-moon I'm sure http://www.nationalbpa.com/ Proper racist bastards!!

took wor lass to Matfen hall for a lovely meal and a dorty night away from the bairns. expensive but really good!!

Happy Birthday KK

why? whats wrong with it.......

1970 On your birthdate the No. 1 single was Dave Edmunds - "I Hear You Knockin'" 1971 On your 1st birthday Benny Hill - "Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West)" 1972 On your 2nd birthday Little Jimmy Osmond - "Long Haired Lover From Liverpool" 1973 On your 3rd birthday Slade - "Merry Xmas Everybody" 1974 On your 4th birthday Mud - "Lonely This Christmas" 1975 On your 5th birthday Queen - "Bohemian Rhapsody" 1976 On your 6th birthday Johnny Mathis - "When A Child Is Born" 1977 On your 7th birthday Wings - "Mull Of Kintyre/Girls' School" 1978 On your 8th birthday Boney M - "Mary's Boy Child-Oh My Lord" 1979 On your 9th birthday Pink Floyd - "Another Brick In The Wall" 1980 On your 10th birthday St Winifred's School Choir - "There's No-one Quite Like Grandma" 1981 On your 11th birthday The Human League - "Don't You Want Me" 1982 On your 12th birthday Renee & Renato - "Save Your Love" 1983 On your 13th birthday The Flying Pickets - "Only You" 1984 On your 14th birthday Band Aid - "Do They Know It's Christmas?" 1985 On your 15th birthday Shakin' Stevens - "Merry Christmas Everyone" 1986 On your 16th birthday Jackie Wilson - "Reet Petite" 1987 On your 17th birthday The Pet Shop Boys - "Always On My Mind" 1988 On your 18th birthday Cliff Richard - "Mistletoe & Wine" 1989 On your 19th birthday Band Aid II - "Do They Know It's Christmas?" 1990 On your 20th birthday Cliff Richard - "Saviours' Day" 1991 On your 21st birthday Queen - "Bohemian Rhapsody / These Are The Days Of Our Lives" 1992 On your 22nd birthday Whitney Houston - "I Will Always Love You" 1993 On your 23rd birthday Mr Blobby - "Mr Blobby" 1994 On your 24th birthday East 17 - "Stay Another Day" 1995 On your 25th birthday Michael Jackson - "Earth Song" 1996 On your 26th birthday Spice Girls - "2 Become 1" 1997 On your 27th birthday Spice Girls - "Too Much" 1998 On your 28th birthday The Spice Girls - "Goodbye" 1999 On your 29th birthday Westlife - "I Have A Dream / Seasons In The Sun" 2000 On your 30th birthday Bob The Builder - "Can We Fix It?" 2001 On your 31st birthday Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman - "Somethin' Stupid" 2002 On your 32nd birthday Girls Aloud - "Sound Of The Underground" 2003 On your 33rd birthday Michael Andrews featuring Gary Jules - "Mad World" 2004 On your 34th birthday Band Aid 20 - "Do They Know It's Christmas?" 2005 On your 35th birthday Shayne Ward - "That's my Goal" 2006 On your 36th birthday Leona Lewis - "A Moment Like This" 2007 On your 37th birthday Leon Jackson - "When You Believe" 2008 On your 38th birthday Alexandra Burke - "Hallelujah" 2009 On your 39th birthday Rage Against The Machine - "Killing In The Name" Some proper trash on that list especially in the last 10 years but a couple of decent tunes aswell. comes from being a christmas baby i suppose!

In the light of the recent attempt to bring down a commercial aircraft by terrorists the English have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588 when threatened by the Spanish Armada. The Scots raised their threat level from "P1ssed Off" to "Let's get the Bast*rds" They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years. The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose". Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Americans meanwhile and as usual are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of their allies …. just in case.