Howmanheyman

PaddockLad sounds like a bizarre cross of Ally Fraser and a Welshman.

Couple driving home and run over a badger, they get out and find it's still breathing but freezing cold. He says "Put it between your legs to warm it up", she says "But it's all wet and it stinks", he says "Well hold the badgers fucking nose then!"

Robben has to still be on the payroll.

Geordie, mate, always Geordie.

congrats mate, now sing blue is the colour and finish your posts in style.

thought so.

Are from the south of England by any chance my chelsea sympathising friend?

100%

England aren't playing you thick cunt.

nee offence but you can stick your coefficients where the sun seldom shines.

Did Joe Harvey smash about ten mirrors the day after Budapest? Fucking scousers lucky as fuck in Istanbul. Man u lucky as fuck in Barcelona, now these cunts.

Am starting to Fucking hate Munich in finals against cunts.

What can you say?

They will lose on pens as long as bm only let their German players take the pens. When do we ever have that kind of luck in finals?

1. Tea 2. 3-4 3. More popular than coffee. I'll drink the odd cup of coffee now and then but I like a cuppa tea with a sandwich or a chippy.

Was expecting a better accent than that Stevie, lad, seeing as your phoneticly written Mackem and especially cockney is spot on! "I'm honoured yet quite frankly astounded to pick up this award for the 'Looks most like Howmanheyman' category seeing as the chap is somewhat younger and much more suave and good looking..........Also da dude isn't a Brother like I is".

You copy that pic, Stevie?

'Russian' and 'big tits'. CT's probably twitching like a bunny rabbit's nose as we speak.

:lol: :lol: I'm fucking loving these pics. I'd put money on me being older than 'Uncal Mick' even though he looks ancient and is probably a Granda stuck in some Italia '90 timewarp. I tell you what, you had to watch out for Boro at Ayresome or on aways as they used to travel on the same saturdays as we did and there were some nutters amongst them. Never worried about going to Roker when Uncal Mick was in his prime, mind. The herr flick on his napper, man! :lol:

That pics a few years old CT, I think it's a 'new money' wedding from behind the old Iron Curtain. Either that or Boldon, can't remember exactly where come to think of it.

Well as I said, I popped in to have a look at a couple of the new NUFC shirts they're doing and was a bit disappointed in a couple just because the NUFC badges on them were just prints, the shirt material was cock on though I thought they were a slightly large fitting medium, anyway, the shirt pictured was immaculate, the Magpie/castle crest was stitched on but it isn't for sale yet and they've took the pic off their site as they're just waiting for a supplier for the diamond strip going down the arm but as I gave the lass a nice smile she managed to go into the factory and find the one sample they had. Apparently they reckon it should be ready in a 2-3 weeks. It's a million times better than the scoredraw effort the club were punting out and I can put J69's mind at rest, the blue star was the correct way up.

Had a quick bite to eat in Taybarns with the missus as we were over in Bandit country over the glorious Tyne, anyway, there we're sat when a group of six lads comes in, all about eighteen, couple of them had a pint to go with their many plates of buffet food they had. Out of the six only one was not fat to obese, it got me thinking, when I was their age I'd honestly struggle to think of that many fat kids about, these weren't just fat, they were fucking massive and judging by the stuff they were piling on their plates it was no surprise. How in Christ's name can young lads get that way? Do they never run about? Never play football? Never wag school and go on adventures? I can't imagine me ever letting my own daughters get like this way, (not that I think they would), without somehow intervening so wonder what the fucks went on in their cases. It's a bit sad in a way as you can't tell me this isn't having a negative impact on their lives and they're still young, they should be loving life.

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Can't remember where I found it but this is it. The Photographer behind the goal taking his pic to sell to the papers of NUFC players celebrating a goal that could take them back to the big time, develops it later on that night or in the morning and, hang on a minute! Who's this fucking idiot and where did he pop up from?

Aye it's Blundell park, mate, yes I was there but as much as I'd like to say I'm the nutter in the white paper boiler suit who got himself inadvertently included in the pic........unfortunately I'm not an internet liar. I love this pic as I just think it sums up old away days as there always random nutjobs who would have you in stitches.