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Expect Sean Penn to star in Mel Gibson's latest thriller, 'Las Malvinas', where Mel plays a Falkland islander desperate to rid his country of the rule of the foul, Imperialistic, evil, effete English as he fights alongside his Argentine Cousins in a herioc struggle as the freedom fighter loses his Wife and kids in a bloody murder by the English War Lord, Jeremy Moore. "Thatcher may take my kids milk, but she'll never take my artistic licence as a Hollywood Actor/Director!!"

I don't really think anyone really cares because in some form or another Rangers will always be there. As will Pompey, as did Leeds, as did Boro, as did Accrington Stanley etc.

I'm fucking livid. My wife nipped out with my two daughters up to the Silverlink, as the eldest, nine years old, got out the car the wind picked up and the door ended up hitting the car next to them, some lad was in the car with two young lasses. He wound the window down and called the Wife a 'stupid fucking slut' and other stuff while my wife shouted back, eventually he said 'Sorry its alright' after my nine year old told him it was an accident and he realised there wasn't a scratch on his fucking car. I tell you what, I wish to God I'd been there, I'd have ripped his fucking head off. The Wife is now back and a bit upset, the main thing is my daughter seems ok but I'm fucking foaming. What kind of prick shouts and balls like that to a woman and two young girls?

An absolutely tragic weekend for the music industry. Jedward are still alive.

We've just been hammered. Check. They're on a decent run despite getting beat. Check. Honeymoon period under best manager ever since the last best manager ever. Check. There's a derby coming up. Check. "supported since the nineties". (Yep, 'the Formed in 1992' rhetoric, despite being bigger and better than them pre-'92.) Check. Yes, my friends, first Rice reappears now this hopeless case. Expect a few more in the next week or so. Always transparent, never subtle, fresh from twangin' their banjo's and not finding all the MON/Quinn worship ironic whilst calling us up on KK/Shearer etc, it's the........... FUCKING THICK MACKEMS.

It gets better!!

CT's free if SKY will foot the bill?

I think he's definitely got a bee in his bonnet about NUFC.

Well we've had a laugh on here from time to time when talking about Merson, thought I'd mention it. As much of a knacka as he is, I'd get more interest from his silly ramblings than one of your posts for example. No offence, like.

There's no doubt this should be a very tough game and trip for us, but if anyone wanted any extra incentive, Merson was on the box talking about this game stating it's 'One game too many for Newcarsull', did a lot of huffing and puffing and said Spurs 'Will need plenty of bulbs for the scoreboard today', he thinks we're going to get hammered, not just beat today.

One for Rice.

I also woke up early this morning half awake, half asleep, but I'd shared two bottles of wine last night with my better half whilst watching 'Trading Places'. I'd love to say I dreamt of the Dembas scoring but I awoke full of the Frankie Vaughn thinking of Jamie Lee Curtis's tits.

Can't believe there's been no preview on SSN of this big game when they've talked about other games. Then I twigged. It's live on ESPN. No publicity for a rival station, fuck the viewing public!

I saw Rice trying to troll a Villa forum last week and he couldn't even manage that relatively easy task. They beat us 9-1 once, y'knaa.

FTM Fucking Thick Mackem

Our new mate, Racing from Argentina, Nothing for you to see in here, son, best move on, wor kid.

I enjoyed reading this analysis from another forum.

I got this as a present, probably a bit old for it at the time but it was like one those NUFC things that Grannies/Aunties/Mothers think, 'Eee, our David would like that'.

I think it's a really hard job because you have so few opportunities to get it right. That's why it should always be a 'wily old fox' imo because you can't learn, tactically etc., on the job. You need to have seen it all. I know what you mean re: the available talent though but I suppose you only need to look at lesser managers than Sven and Capello in terms of how difficult it can be for England to even qualify. You don't get the time to get it right now either. Bobby Robson probably would've been sacked after not qualifying for the '84 Euros and would've definitely got the push after the debacle in '88 and he's now thought of as the best manager since Sir Alf. Agree about the wages in a way but that's the only way to get the top men to take it. Sometimes a team naturally evolves at a World Cup, I think this was the case with England in Mexico with the Hateley/Beardsley situation and they kind of adapted a different defensive formation in Italy four years later. A good manager will recognise these things and change accordingly.

I read the book once a good few years ago, actually think it was 'Toubob' now I think of it, not sure now. After mistaking Joannou for John Gibson I'm not committing myself!

Is that not the name the African's gave to the whites in the book, 'Roots'?

Allardyce sitting by his phone, staring at it intensely as we speak.

Please let the next England Manager be either, Pearce, REDKNAPP, Venables, Del Boy, Dirty Den, Terry from Minder, Phil Mitchell, Mike Baldwin, Eric 'Monster' Hall, Vinnie Jones or failing that just give it to every Londoners hero, Ray Winstone.