Howmanheyman

There's no accounting for taste. I'd rather have fur knickers, tbh.

The best thing about Ba so far for me is the comedy value of a new song. There's loads of different ways of twisting the twinkle twinkle/ba ba black sheep to be explored. Ba Ba black Star Did you come for free? Yes Sir, Yes Sir I've got a fucked knee

.......And why?

Erm no thanks, sweetheart.

Well I've only two. On either arm. One is the current NUFC crest, was it CatMag who dissed it? Shame on you you sweetheart, if you're going to get one this would be it, although I'm a bit old for tattoos now I've been toying with the idea of getting the old magpie crest as I love it. First tattoo was a proper old fashioned one bought for a fiver from someones house off Scrogg Road in Walker, unlike JawD, I went on hol straight after, it's a skull with a sword going through it and a snake wound round the skull. Got it in 1992. I still like it. I'd never get a celtic band or some such as to me they look, I don't know, gimmicky? My Dad's got a few tattoos which he regrets especially on his hands including the swallow, although he's never done time (apart from a spell in the Glasshouse).

You need to post more, mate. I love your avatar.

Rapey has said recently that Marveaux can play either wing. Jonas is right footed-so could play there. I've seen Ben Arfa playing there too, but I think he's Rapey sees him as a support striker/in the hole. I'm more concerned about what Craig has pointed out. Naw i agree with you two, what i mean is if we're actually limited (which we all know we are) why bring in another left sided player when we have at least 3 who are able to play there if we need them to, another left sided player is the least of our worries. No decent strikers and we're fucked. This is it for me. I'm a bit worried we could end up all fur knickers and no coat. We might look good on the eye, play the ball about a bit but be weak as piss in front of goal. I'd question anyone expecting Demba Ba to be an almost ever present next season which makes you wonder how he'll do for scoring goals and we all know the limitations of our other forwards. Shola will always get you a few but goals win games and I'm worried about for next year. People can gloss over the Carroll and Nolan sales as much as they like but they were our two top scorers and we need someone to match or better their totals. Not scoring a lot puts pressure on the team especially when we concede. Get a goalscorer and I'd be a lot happier about the side. It's not often you see a common phrase mangled quite as badly. Why we aren't hammering down Daniel Sturridge's door is beyond belief. Plain as the eye in your face. Do it all the time but usually verbally.

Rapey has said recently that Marveaux can play either wing. Jonas is right footed-so could play there. I've seen Ben Arfa playing there too, but I think he's Rapey sees him as a support striker/in the hole. I'm more concerned about what Craig has pointed out. Naw i agree with you two, what i mean is if we're actually limited (which we all know we are) why bring in another left sided player when we have at least 3 who are able to play there if we need them to, another left sided player is the least of our worries. No decent strikers and we're fucked. This is it for me. I'm a bit worried we could end up all fur knickers and no coat. We might look good on the eye, play the ball about a bit but be weak as piss in front of goal. I'd question anyone expecting Demba Ba to be an almost ever present next season which makes you wonder how he'll do for scoring goals and we all know the limitations of our other forwards. Shola will always get you a few but goals win games and I'm worried about for next year. People can gloss over the Carroll and Nolan sales as much as they like but they were our two top scorers and we need someone to match or better their totals. Not scoring a lot puts pressure on the team especially when we concede. Get a goalscorer and I'd be a lot happier about the side.

Anyone who went on the terraces knows where I got my name from. They'd be a push or shove or someone would get pushed into someone resulting in an annoyed fucker saying 'Howman!" as you do, pisstakers around would answer 'Heyman!' then it'd go back and forth till it was one chant. The blokes or older lads were fucking hilarious at the match when you were a bairn, just daft things like someone dropping their bait and everyones patter, 'Who's that?' 'The fucking dorty bastard'. Simple things.

Well I was on Nightshift last night and between the kids being off through the one day strike and some builders outside my house I've had about 2.5 hours kip.* I'm knackered. I used to have a final salary pension where it was gratis, I put nothing into it, but of course it had to change, tough shitski as they say behind the iron curtain. *Of course I wasn't woken by the kids but by the Wife with the all time fucking classic, "YOU'S BETTER BE QUIET! YOUR DAD'S IN BED!!" Never bastard fails.

adidas have been shit for years. Wors is still shit. Tecato thinks I'm being over the top but especially when I see it from behind, Christ it's bad.

What's the difference between a womans nipple and a cock? Elton John's Baby doesn't know either.

You're making a fool of yourself, mate. Honestly. The actual thread itself.....

I donno if they can pronounce their L's judging by a Reeverpoo fan who got interviewed on ESPN before a game this season. That video you put on here sums it aal up pmsl honestly I couldn't stop laughing. I like Chinese people, but they're funny to listen to at the same time. fpmsl 1:18-1:45 ahhhhhhhhhhhhh pmsl quality stuff. When I was younger and lived with me folks, I'd go out on the piss, and on the home would sometimes get a chinkees. Well the chinkees on Sutton Street had a calender with pictures of Hong Kong, cue me mortal drunk gannin' in, "Hoo! See that? Ah was born there, y'knaa" Of course they knew, because every time I was mortal I'd go in and say the same thing. They probably thought you were taking the piss, and put cats shit on your food. I remember that chinkies, it was right next to me nana's just off the Fossway, very, very best of Hoose Specials there. Is it still there noo? That one at the top of Shields Road is canny had one a few year ago from there. Aye its called Peach Garden, its not bad. Their Singapore Chow Mein is the dogs bollocks and I'm not a huge fan of chinese food.

I donno if they can pronounce their L's judging by a Reeverpoo fan who got interviewed on ESPN before a game this season. That video you put on here sums it aal up pmsl honestly I couldn't stop laughing. I like Chinese people, but they're funny to listen to at the same time. fpmsl 1:18-1:45 ahhhhhhhhhhhhh pmsl quality stuff. When I was younger and lived with me folks, I'd go out on the piss, and on the home would sometimes get a chinkees. Well the chinkees on Sutton Street had a calender with pictures of Hong Kong, cue me mortal drunk gannin' in, "Hoo! See that? Ah was born there, y'knaa" Of course they knew, because every time I was mortal I'd go in and say the same thing.

No Chinese passport, mate. I probably still could've played for them under FIFA rules. England, Northern Ireland or Hong Kong/China. (It's 5"9 or 10) I would've been Clouch, surely?

Big Heck ? Could have been, my memorys really really shite. As I sit here now I think of the hulk in ripped clothing towering above the rest of us on one of the cement barriers behind the goal. I can remember that too . Nah man (for the Sand dancers) Big Heck was that fella that used to collect for charity round all the Bigg Mkt pubs early 90's for years . He was a 'presence' let's say. Think he was a bit 'slow' actually (i dont mean anything nasty by that just for clarity) Was 6ft + and always had a couple of buckets full of shrapnel by closing time. Did walks and such too. Must've raised fortunes in his time. Poor bugger died young too. I remember him, like.

Hop Sing, tbh. Why you cheeky fucka, you. Me Mam took me to see her my Granny for the first time when I was about two. My Mam's side were from Belfast. Belfast had no foreigners in them days. All the kids in the street wanted to see the 'chinkie kid/Hong Kong Phooey' as Bruce Lee was all the rage when I was born. Apparently they were gutted when they seen this white baby looking back up at them. Looks and sounds like Ally Fraser from Auf Weidersehen Pet. 100%.

scalee brat ??? You've lost me, mate.

I was near the front of Gallowgate West that game and couldnt see fuck all, Strachan scored a goal and the ball stuck in the stanchion. Where's our other goal too?? Beardsley's final game that the first time. First thing you see is them hacking dirty bastards. Couldn't stand them.

Had a surreal chat with Pav a day after he signed, his English was almost non existent and he was more excited than me that a fan had recognised him and was talking to him. Lovely bloke.

I know Stevie's got a thing about chippies and how they compare, well I was passing a new one in Wallsend on Station Road and got a small chips and gravy for £1.20. The place was nicely done out and they were the best chips I've had for a long time. That'll be my chippy from now on. Think it was called Frydays? As an aside, it's a nice day and for the amount of people around, I've got to say the sheer lack of decent looking females around was a disgrace. There was a load of Harry Bamps around.

Hong Kong. My Dad was in the forces and was posted there in the seventies for a couple of years when it was our colony. I didn't move back here till I was nearly two.

Nobody's arsed about that or your snide corrugated iron ground man Better than a council owned lego set The council own fuck all, we have a 99 year lease, we own the bricks and mortar you fuckin graveyard pissing parafins. See when I've been to the SOS, been to that Hurley bar in the East Stand pmsl, massive 30 feet poster of him held up with massive DRAWING PINS. Yous have about as much class as Hi Tec Strada's. Read a piece on RTG about this bloke who refused to go to Newcastle because even if he bought some chewing gum it would be money going in to our economy The biggest laughing stock people on these islands, and you accept what you are that's the difference, at least the dippers have a deeply deluded idea that they're actually somebodies. I had a pair I had to wear out as quick as I could. "I've bought a pair of them trainers you were going on about" my Mam said as I dived in to see what she'd bought as I'd never asked for a thing. My heart sank as a pair of Hi-tec strada's came into view. I couldn't say nowt, they were skint at the time, bless her.

That 'hot water' is very close to the old Tyne Brewery. I can tell you now, there was plenty of 'hot water' spilled on nightshift from full bladders, ah knaa!!