Howmanheyman

Not like the police to be twatful to football fans is it? I read the 'rules' on .com and shall take it on board along with a few pints, and a Hercule poirot fake tache.

Luque gave us the '1-0 down, 4-1 up, Albert Luque wrapped it up' song so fair play. Not much else, mind.

So was Trelford Mills. Atkinson was a complete red & white, fucking mackem sympathising bastard with as much fair discretion as Obama reffing an Iraq ex-jihad squad over 30's mens side versus a under 12 blind and deaf all American girl team.

No harm to Craig who's a canny kid but he's talking out his arse. I'd put that ref performance up with Trelford Mills and that cunt Coddingington at the Baseball Ground. Disgraceful.

Listening to some kid in the club telling me how great Mike Ashley was yesterday made me feel old.

Talking about West Brom v Man City Merson decides to say that we were lucky last season and West Brom will finish above us. What the fuck that has to do with their game v the Mancs is anyone's guess.

The Nicol patter came after the presenter told him Santon's comments that he thought our derby was more intense than the Milan derby or words to that effect.

Some of the shite spouted by Taylor and Pardew up to this game is a bit unnecessary and a great team talk for the wretches. Getting back to Nicol, how many ex-Liverpool pundits does television need for fucks sake?

Tyne Wear derby just been panned by Steve Nicol on espn. Doesn't compare to Mersey derby apparently. How many Newcastle v Sunderland games has he been at? Also, how many other derbies have been questioned for their importance or is it just us. Nicol compared it to Norwich v Ipswich.

Parcel of shite. (My review).

What? Like an ex-UNITED player sitting in the sky box alongside an ex-Arsenal player talking about UNITED versus NOOCARSUL whilst an ex-UNITED player sat in the commentary position. I think there's a great chance Quinn will be there with an ex-UNITED/Sunderland player like Kieron Richardson for example. They might even sneak a NOOCARSUL player on seeing we're not playing UNITED or Arsenal/Chelsea/Liverpool.

Like Gemmill I know when you get into a good habit like running then it's a serious pain in the arse when injuries prevent you from doing it. Had something a while back called (I think) IBT which played havoc everytime I tried running as my knee would be in too much pain. It's sorted now but the frustration as you couldn't 'pay off' the drink and letting your hair down and could almost feel your gut growing was hard going. Hope Tooj can get it sorted. (I also suffer from a dodgy back which can be fine for a couple of months then just 'go'). Understand this totally. I'm now on my official 2nd day off and I'm wide awake and have been for an hour. I've just ended up getting up and having a cuppa. Will no doubt be sleepy as fuck later on today/night and will struggle for motivation in whatever I do today, (Christmas shopping with the missus).

Gemmill in an offy? The fucking Harry Bamp! Gemmill "Ind err, kin yer put is in a packet o'rizzlas with ma eight cansa ace, boss."

I'm a bit leaner now, CT. It was Stokoe with fins wasn't it?

I'm from the same city and I don't know what you're talking about never mind the other side of the World.

I once saw about a hundred stag do lads dressed as Richard Gere, least I thought they were on a stag do till they stepped onto the USS Missouri.

You mean their 'Mars bar' pants. (They work, rest and play in them).

Welcome to Wolfy-tastic. Give him credit, despite an ongoing pattern emerging he racks up the replies. Cannot understand the interest.

"Hi, I'm Fish" "fuck off" Surprised he's surprised to be honest. (They'll be dying to answer them y'knaa).

Been overpaid by approx £600 by the child tax credits on two separate dates from last year. Just had the two letters arrive within a day of each other. Anytime there's a 'change of circumstance' they get informed and presumably adjust it accordingly. Fucking hopeless these tax credits people.

I fail to see his point really, lets not have a go at Ashley about it or Llambias, i.e. the people who are 100% responsible for this wicked sponsorship, (from our end), lets have a go at the manager who even Collins must know, is beholden to the owners, for being told to sit at the conference and say some positive things. If KK was our manager and either refused or publicly slated it I'm sure Collins and his mates would've slaughtered him. I'm only surprised he never found a way of implicating our support. A strange piece by him to be honest.

Quite by accident ended up watching all the broadcast from 1964?of the Cassius Clay v Sonny Liston fight. The fight was introduced by a US commentator ringside and when the actual fight started Harry Carpenter took up the commentary. Was fascinating to watch and not just for the boxing, I knew Liston was the favourite but from the commentary from all involved you could tell just how much of a shock the Clay win was and how they all thought he was just a mouthy 22 year old about to get put in his place. The sheer bedlam after Liston failed to come out after the 6th round was unreal as was the manic behaviour of Clay/Ali accusing Liston's trainers of being dirty by smearing his gloves with something to blind him. Before the game to MC was announcing to the crowd not just the two boxers but famous ex-boxers ringside, the likes of Sugar Ray Robinson, Rocky Marciano and Joe Louis who also was a co-commentator which was almost a who's who of fighters at the time. In the bedlam after the fight the US commentator almost ordered Joe Louis over to Liston's corner and it was clear who was the boss there which bearing in mind the times and attitude to Blacks in America was quite revealing. It was on ESPN Classic and if it's on again, (good chance to be honest), I'd recommend anyone watching it for the history alone even if they're not big boxing fans which I'm not and haven't been for years as the sport seems a shadow of itself.

It's the result of a foul in the box. Some also call it it 'pelanty' but they're usually south of the water.