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An octopus walks into a bar and starts bragging how good a musician he is. Englishman decides to call his bluff, "See that piano over there? Play 'Minuet in G', by Johann Sebastian Bach, then" The octopus does so brilliantly. Irishman says, "See that guitar? play 'Layla' by Derek and the Dominos" The octopus does a superb job on it before smugly smiling to his audience. Scotsman says, "See those bagpipes over yonder? Lets see you manage that" The octopus just stares dumbfounded. "Aye, thought youd struggle there. Cannae play it, son?" The Scotsman says with a smile. The octopus replies, "Play it? When I rip it's tartan jarmies off I'm gonna fucking ride the cute little arse off it!"

They're at least 5 mins when you put in sky's adverts for their own programmes.

Merde, *mon ami. *Many thanks to the 'Commando' books for giving me the opportunity to use that phrase.

To be honest, as the good Doctor Kimble says, the price of sky is very high when you consider the ad breaks they have which are a few minutes longer than the terrestrial breaks. The BBC is better value for me, because for all they shite they have on I don't think sky is much better.

Aye, talk to anyone South of fucking Redcar* and he paid everything off and we Geordie plebs call him worse than shite because he's a cockney. Grrrr. *And TP and friends

Interest on what for fucks sake? He paid the price for the club including any outstanding debts, (some of which he added). We're paying interest because we got bought? So is he a Glazer, then? I thought he paid all our debts off and 'saved' us? Which one is it?

No, silly, sportsdirect aren't sponsoring us they're just helping NUFC out by SHOWCASING this great opportunity for an outside business to give us lots of money to sign players which as fans is all we want. Get with the plan, Rob! If it takes sportsdirect twenty years of showcasing to do it then they will, just for us fans, because they CARE.

Shades of CT. Anyway, goodnight!

I got this from your link, Chez; So basically I can't even have a sneak peak of the opulance that wor Chez is at this vey minute enjoying. Haves and have nots, to be honest.

ok.

:lol: Chez strikes again! (Anyone else want Chez to be a Harry Bamp in real life who's great at googling answers in his Y dogs by the way?)

We needed to get relegated and lose millions with no guarantee of ever coming back up? That must be the plan with all PL chairmen then?

We've been unlucky for 43 years.

If it wasn't for him we might never have been relegated either.

How many you had?

Share prices haven't done too badly since he aligned NUFC with Sportsdirect have they?

Psssst!!! You're team positive, don't forget!!!

We would've have a great chance to be fair to CT.

Aye, we're guaranteed no injuries versus the mighty Reading with the 3 point cup at stake.

No, I'm not a Blue or a Smoggie. I'm not a tory lick-spittle either. 'tin pot piece of crap'? :lol: Fuck off, man!

You can fuck off to quite honest.

I tell you what, if I was to mention anything, on or off the pitch from our clubs past then you've either personally seen it or know about which with all due respect you can't say about all our TT members. Stevie, I respect your knowledge and care of the club but don't agree here. (and I had Hi-tec stradas!). Gosling was bought on the Ashley agenda, i.e. he was a prospect who had a clause. The man and his monkey have said NUFC will buy and sell by our own means, whilst the cunt makes a living on the back of our club. (anyone ask him how the search for a sponsor for SJP is going lately?).

Pardew can fuck off. Are we Man Utd? Are we any other perma-winning trophy club? No, we're the club who last won a trophy 4 years before I was was born, we're the the club who hasn't won a FA cup since 19fucking 55, a club that haven't won the title since the Nineteen fucking Twenties!! Man City are out. Everton are out, we beat Man U, they're out. FFS, how much incentive do you fucking need??!! All these people saying 'it's the league that counts' can fuck off right now. We've no guarantee where we'll finish, Man U were there for the taking but once again, as like the Stevenage and Brighton fiascos we act like Billy big bollocks and notch another year on the trophy-less clock. Congrats, Pards. (In case I never mentioned, Vuckic as a centre forward? Really? Oberfuckwit supplying, (don't laugh) Vukcic? Really? Gosling bought on a free injured and never in a million years going to fulfill any early promise he had pre-injury? Another cup surrender by Pards. It hurts when you care.

Sheikh Yabooty Pictured yesterday at St. James' Park:

Trophy. Most teams that win stuff qualify for Europe anyway. When you've followed this club for years, seen the highs and the lows, shared it all with with your fellow supporters then would you not want a day like this at Wembley or more likely a weekend on the piss celebrating? Seen the days of Fereday, Whitehurst etc at Bournemouth, Barnsley et al, want to see the clips years later of Colo lifting a cup then the camera panning away to see the black & white thousands acclaiming our side. That trophy would be for us and the support we've given our club through the years. Trophy every time for me, like. (nearly said, 'catts for me, like).