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I remember going to Wolves one year, (about '89), with a bus from Value Travel of Byker and being stuck behind a bloke who drank Stones Bitter all the way down and kept singing 'we hate tunnel and we hate tunnel' as we used to cross the Tyne through the tunnel to pick up lads from the South Shields branch of Value travel, (they seemed miserable cunts, it has to be said), and this blokes arse must have turned radioactive, his frequent bottom burps were truly rancid, we were nearly spewing it was that bad. I cant remember the last time I smelled a really bad fart at a match, to be honest.

Shrewsbury at home about 1983. Despite having KK in the side we managed to get beat 1-0. Apart from getting to the top of the Gallowgate steps and seeing the pitch for the first time, my only real memory is of some supporters moaning about why we sold Varadi and getting a bit squashed on the way out. Oh, aye, someone also kept dropping their bait and it was minging, you'd be standing there, get a whiff and then loads of voices saying, "Fucking hell! Who's that?" and lots of "Fucking dorty bastard!" comments.

49,000 at a Sunderland home game? Hen's teeth and Rocking Horse shite come to mind.

Replying to me knowing he's on ignore!!?

You have chosen to ignore all posts from: AshleysSkidMark. That's him in with Kevin and Toughguymick. If you read this, please stay out of my profile you cretin.

I'm the same, like.

I was under the impression he was willing to play ball whether he proposed it or not? I know the pair of you sometimes have a pop at LM but there's a vast difference between your stuff and ASM's.

There's a couple they sing, I've been near them for a couple of years and I still haven't a clue what they are. Keep it simple lads if you want others to join in and 'bring the noise back'. And yet again, 'we love Newcastle, we do' sounds camp as fuck. Sing the proper version, for fucks sake!! Whats wrong with We Love Newcastle We Do It sounds camp, the missing 'you' before Newcastle needs to come back.

There's a couple they sing, I've been near them for a couple of years and I still haven't a clue what they are. Keep it simple lads if you want others to join in and 'bring the noise back'. And yet again, 'we love Newcastle, we do' sounds camp as fuck. Sing the proper version, for fucks sake!!

Gordon Armstrong was a very good shout. I'll add in no particular order; David 'we've all shagged your wife' Speedie Patrick Veira Ashley Cole (Cheryl Tweedy, we hate him too) Royston Keane Vinnie Jones That cunt for Man City, ah, thats it, Keith Curle Kevin 'Should have been in the SAS' Ball Jamie 'like a Bulldog licking piss off nettles' Pollock Uriah 'star of the show' Rennie Lee 'fucking moonfaced twat who got Ginola sent off' Dixon Dennis 'sneaky bastard' Bergkamp Neil 'broke Beardsleys jaw in a testamonial cos he's that hard' Ruddick Dennis 'poison dwarf' Wise Stanley 'somehow valued as a football personality despite being a lass beating twat with a typical boring brummie accent' Collymore Mark 'I'd love to sparky him' Hughes

Fuck off, you knob. A Newcastle supporter taking the piss out of KK for being a man of principal? You really are a fucking prick. See, Paul, it's easy. FYP FYP ASM needs to do a Paul and fuck off as well. Wasn't he voted off this site in a poll he rigged up himself? A Welcher as well as a fucking Prick. At least Paul has some scruples. Whereas you're the cream of the forum's crop? Apart from being a weedy guy laid on a lilo with a pot belly I can't even remember anything else you've ever posted you shit cunt Fuck off, man you daft cunt. And 'Guy'? Yes, guy, your muscles were too small for me to justify the use of 'bloke' or 'man' Righto, Tarzan.

Fuck off, you knob. A Newcastle supporter taking the piss out of KK for being a man of principal? You really are a fucking prick. See, Paul, it's easy. FYP FYP ASM needs to do a Paul and fuck off as well. Wasn't he voted off this site in a poll he rigged up himself? A Welcher as well as a fucking Prick. At least Paul has some scruples. Whereas you're the cream of the forum's crop? Apart from being a weedy guy laid on a lilo with a pot belly I can't even remember anything else you've ever posted you shit cunt Fuck off, man you daft cunt. And 'Guy'?

Fuck off, you knob. A Newcastle supporter taking the piss out of KK for being a man of principal? You really are a fucking prick. See, Paul, it's easy. FYP FYP Drawing comparison because of an emotionally driven exit is taking the piss? Fuck off and die. Why are you still here?

Fuck off, you knob. A Newcastle supporter taking the piss out of KK for being a man of principal? You really are a fucking prick. See, Paul, it's easy. FYP FYP ASM needs to do a Paul and fuck off as well. Wasn't he voted off this site in a poll he rigged up himself? A Welcher as well as a fucking Prick. At least Paul has some scruples.

Fuck off, you knob. A Newcastle supporter taking the piss out of KK for walking? You really are a fucking prick. See, Paul, it's easy.

CT has the t shirt, the matching socks and the DVD that goes with it!!

Forty one?!!! Paul, How the fuck have you got through life if you are this touchy at 41? I'll be amazed if you're from Newcastle/Tyneside.

You should've just fucked off or called whoever abused you first. Or you could just stick around and toughen up a bit and you could end up better for it. Never take anything from somewhere like this too seriously, paul. You're in big trouble as a person if you do. is that all you lot do on here is fucking insult people its a shambles Paul, have you ever heard of 'setting yourself up for a fall?' This Forum has a few bell ends on it but also has some quality posters who've made me think, made me laugh and passed a bit of time when I've been bored. If it was just insulting people I wouldn't be on here myself.

You should've just fucked off or called whoever abused you first. Or you could just stick around and toughen up a bit and you could end up better for it. Never take anything from somewhere like this too seriously, paul. You're in big trouble as a person if you do.

"How does it rain? Look at me balancing this, Daddy! Where does the sun go at night? How was the earth invented? Can I have a sweet if I leave this much, look at my plate, daddy, this much of my dinner? What players should we release at the end of the season?" Cut down on the sugar, E numbers and fizzy pop and you'll be ok, Paul.

Charles Harrison, Metro Radio. Makes Lockwood look like Barry Davies/Martin Tyler/David Coleman in their prime.

RIP.

RIP.