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So CT didn't give up his aliases in the 'amnesty' thread then in front of the whole forum admits to having multi identities? Ban his ass, Ant!

No.

What the fuck am I missing with all these cartoon jesus pics? Seriously, they're shite. Even the brilliant @yourservice is in on the act.

We need a trophy, this is our best bet of doing it unless we get a favourable draw in the FA cup like we did in the nineties. I'd play at least half the 1st choice eleven if at all possible and a win would also have the bonus of knocking out one of the teams who could win it. I couldn't give a flying one about the prize money, competitions are entered to win and compete in thus enhancing your clubs reputation which an then bring extra revenue in. We need this trophy monkey off our back and I'd love to see Colo or any other NUFC player lifting a trophy up. When are we going to get our day in the sun?

Heard a Liverpool fan from Hertfordshire, (sigh), shouting for them to bring Rafa back and slagging the owners for not spending. And people still give us stick?!

To be fair I cannot think of any 'new' ground that betters its predecessor. Each ground that was knocked down had it's own character that these new builds just lack. Places like Filbert Street, Burnden Park and The Baseball Ground piss completely on their soulless substitutes.

We picked up points last year early on without looking World beaters so lets see how things pan out as the season evolves. We'll definitely pick up a bit should the injuries settle down.

I always struggle to see Reading as a PL club especially after going to Elm Park back in the day. We played them in both cups one year when they were in the 3rd division and I'm sure tv clips of our support in the 3-3 FA cup game were shown in the CH4 series 'The Manageress'. Useless information part MVIIIXI

Anyone else see the meteor last night?

I don't know how much it cost any Mackems to get down there today but I do know a 90 min equaliser from Kevin Nolan is fucking priceless.

Cheers for the tip, Fish. Only the other day I said to Jorge, my Portuguese butler, "I hope we fucking stuff you Marry-tee-mo bastards, tonight." without realising the literary faux pas I'd just committed. Next time I order breakfast from him I'll say Ma-rittamo.

I had that on CD but lent it to some twat and never saw it again. Was probably someone in a Trade Union Movement who nicked it thus causing Maggie to sort us out with some 'tough love'. We laaaaahhve it!

Some fucker would always buy the Pink or the Sunday Sun coming out of The Ritzy which was usually sold by someone looking like this;

No, you, me and my pet dinosaur are all insane I'm afraid.

Think yourself lucky, My late Geordie Granny would mumble away to herself all the time which apparently I do on the odd occasion but with no sound, just my lips moving. I laugh about it but I'm only 39 ffs!!

My Mam is Northern Irish and always gets words mixed up and says 'and that' at the end of a large percentage of her sentences but is soft as shite and would do anything for you. And that.

Can someone tell mine I'm going to Italy Belgium? Cheers.

+1

The Clock. It's a themed bar/museum set in 1980 including the customers who dress up for the times. The lasses will love it.

Next time he 'can't get no sleep' he should try getting his head down at Selhurst Park, you could hear a pin drop most days.

Exactly. I've had the 'pleasure' of being out of work through the years, (I work in manufacturing), and the benefits are just about enough to live on, some people save money as best as they can from their meagre cash so they can have the luxury of a few cans etc or a treat for the kids but this idea of a large percentage of the unemployed gambling away whilst drinking with a 50" plasma bought from their dole money is just fucking ludicrous when the truth of the matter is people out of work are on the bones of their arse. I've known a lot of friends and acquaintances be out of work and not one of them have lived the life of riley. Maybe it's just a moan perpetuated from a belief of some that they've got to get out of bed in a morning when the unemployed don't have to yet still do alright. It's a myth, they don't do alright, try swapping your worklife for a life on the dole having a lie in but being skint. For all the bullshit about the workshy I'll bet nobody on here, and I mean none, zippo, fuck all would be ecstatic to be put out of work. Why? If this myth about 50" plasma tellys and a life of luxury is true I'd be over the moon to swap work for the dole. It isn't true and everyone deep down knows it but it's nice to have a moan on your break at work isn't it?

It'll save their life when they get stabbed in their ghettoes. 'Shy on work, not so shy on the pasties!' If the editor of the tabloids are reading or Cameron's speech writers, then I'm claiming copyright to that one.

People have already booked and will go regardless. We're not some numbnuts from Birmingham who got all over excited about our first trip to Europe but a support who has took thousands to European trips in a usually convivial, carnival atmosphere. If I were Bruges armed with the intelligence they have I'd much rather have a load of happy boisterous Geordies spending their hard earned in my town than having them watching a game en masse in a public square when they could be all at the game?

Let them eat cake.