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1. Was pissed as a fart last night but have a surprisingly mild hangover. 2. Had some leftover pizza last night when I got in but have absolutely no recollection of eating it and the only evidence is the empty pizza box. 3. I'm off today and would love to have a bit of peace an quiet with the house to myself as my daughters are at school but the missus is also in the house so there goes the fucking peace and quiet bit. 4. I've somehow lost all the music and photos from my phone so am going to have to try to get them back on but I can't be arsed at the minute because of fact 1. 5. I bought a West Germany adidas shirt from the 1986 world cup because it was cheap and it came yesterday so I put it on this morning and I now know I need to lose a couple of pounds as it's a little tight.

If you've got kids then a trip to disney/Paris is highly recommended. It's just a short trip away by train from Paris. I've been a few times and I'm a right 'loada-shite' type bloke, but the girl's loved it.

He's been charged by the FA, but apparently there won't be a ban, however Mrs Nolan might want to put an extra plate out for tea tonight.

Not the fingers again!

Why are you playing when there's a home game on? (or have I missed something?)

Stunning!! I only wish she hadn't had her knockers done, I can't abide Frankentits. It really spoils the look, like.

This game was always going to be shite. You couldn't expect the players to play well four games in a row. You just hoped we'd sneak at least a point out of tonight. I just knew this was going to be tough. They were the fucking anti-christ of football by the way, with no little help from their manager.

Can you not read you bellsniff? There wasn't eNyff room.

We're protesting this post. Well there's a worthy cause.

What are they protesting about? Is it that Bob Holness and Blockbusters isn't on the telly any more? Or perhaps it's fact that despite wanting to have their own individual 'look', they all end up looking the same, which is a right fucking clip?

I can see how you were drawn to her hand.

Well which one is it, mk7 or mk9?!

Can anyone solve an argument? Is this a Lynx Mk7 or a Lynx Mk9 multi-role helicopter?

Put me down as a 'possible'.

My answer would be similar to this ^ Luck very much played a part because of the risk of not coming straight back up. However we'd have continued to do nowt in the prem anyway if we'd stayed up and would have gone down eventually anyway I'm pretty convinced of that. We'd been on the decline for years. That's what could've happened, very plausible, but we could've been seriously fucked for years due to this oaf getting us needlessly relegated. Still reckon we got lucky. A clear out was needed but relegation wasn't.

My answer would be similar to this ^

We're good enough to get six points, but Arsenal were good enough to get three off us. Attitude is the important thing.

It has to be said, our record at home to these and our next opponents, Fulham is fucking awful. I put this down to the same effect where Boro seem to constantly get decent results against Man U but we don't. Players and fans mentally switch off and don't take them seriously, next thing you know, you're playing shit, one down and chasing the game. When Man U play us, even if we have a shit team, they'll walk out at SJP, feel the atmosphere, look at the surroundings and take it very seriously with Fergie drumming this to them, they won't do this at the Riverside though. We need to be completely aware that we're in for a game on wednesday and saturday as anything less than total commitment will see us with 0-1 points out the pair of these games. We can't afford a 'its only Blackburn/Fulham' attitude. I know it sounds churlish after the last three results we've had in the league, but I'll be gutted and very disappointed with 'this group of players' if we let it slip in the next two home games through a blase attitude.

That's about the gist of it.

Thats not too disimilar to me, that like. I'm 37, been to the gym three times in my life and I just can't get away with it, stopped playing football when I was about 19 when I couldn't manage to play with a shit hangover and just got out the loop. I should be a right fat bastard really but fluctuate between 12.2 and 12.8 depending on what kind of week I've had, I'm about 12.5 at the minute and am five foot, nine. I've probably not ballooned my weight as I've done 12 hour shifts for years and have always been on the go plus don't eat a lot when I've been on my nightshift cycle. Still have developed little man tits which I don't like but have a running machine which I haven't used for months due to lack of access which will be cleared in a week or so, which I can't wait to get started with again. Seen a lot of younger lads and lasses around who are a lot bigger than me and look my age but are ten years younger, I don't know if it's just my imagination, but the twenty somethings seem to be either nice and lean or very overweight with little middle ground and some look old beyond their years.

Could we be that lucky? (*) * - feel bad towards Billy for saying that as he's a good lad... For some reason we're not flavour of the month with their supporters, probably because we've taken over their town for over 20 years when we've played there, and our perceived Billy Big Bollocks self esteem. Taking Shearer off them must've hurt a bit like, but the only reason I want them to go down is Allardyce, it would be glorious, then the next season seeing him have to take a job somewhere like Doncaster when Inter don't come calling. Wet dream time that. Funny but most Rovers fans I've spoken at Ewood over the years have been no bother and I got the feeling they didn't really mind us. Then again, when they're surrounded by drunken Geordies on an away day bender, they're not going to be too disparaging to us, are they?

Agree. I'll be ecstatic if we beat these as the dreaded words 'Lord Mayors show' are screaming out at me! Until Rovers beat us a few years ago they hadn't won at SJP since the fifties, now they're looking for their fifth straight win? incredible. They must not get it and after the week we've had a point wouldn't be the end of the world but three would be out of this world, Sam will get stick and be a very smug chap were they to get the win, we don't really want that, do we? Any sympathy I might have had with this self-promoting goon went out of the window with various comments he's made since and the whopping pay off he got to buy his villa which he christened 'Casa St. James'' in tribute. I'd take a draw to be honest as I've seen these situations so many times over the years. A win would be brilliant and in its own way be as good as the last three as there's no way the players/crowd will be as psyched up as they were against our inferior mates from Wearside.

They've been this way for about ten years at least. It seems topical to talk about class so I can't help commenting how classless Fabregas was today - nasty, whinging and diving all day. Did anyone notice his off the ball "collision" with Barton just before the swing at Carroll that as mentioned should have seen the twat walk? Gutted I missed this today, had a sneaky feeling we'd do these if we were brave enough to want it. SBR said the last time we beat them down there that they need to learn how to lose gracefully. They still haven't learned, Bob.

Beckford only played games because of injuries. Yakubu and Saha are now fit so he won't get on much. Both Yakubu and Saha have played 9 games, only 1 goal between them. Clinical finishers, like. Couldn't care less tbh, we'll still finish miles above you. After watching tumbleweed blowing through the Everton forums, ClubEverton goes on to a site which he loves, where he can be a part of the craic and get some attention for himself and his club, which is sadly lacking on both counts. But he doesn't care, though. We don't care either.

My mate could talk German, or so he reckoned. Whenever he saw a lass with big tits he'd exclaim, "Getten ze bappsuns out". I think it means 'what is your name?' but I'm not sure.