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I'd love to see Maradona in his prime play in this Barcelona side with more protection from referees. That's no slur on Messi who no doubt is a very special player but cliche or not, Maradona did play in sides nowhere near as good as this Barca one. Careca by the way was nothing special from this addled memory and say what you like about it but I've never seen one man have such an impact on a team winning a World Cup as he did in '86. Spain had so many talented players when they won it in South Africa, you wouldn't say the same about Argentina in 1986.

I'd have them in doing some serious fucking practicing in the art of passing and movement. That's one of the most frustrating wins I've seen for a while, some poor performances by a few of them. If we'd kept the ball a bit more and offered the player in possesion an easier option then we'd have won this a lot easier. It's worrying.

Bluffer!

No that's paddocklad allegedly. I'm just a buffer.

Start tomorrow!

Bohemian Rap-CT Is this the real life? Or CT's fantasy? Caught in a weightslide, No escape from reality Open your eyes, Don't look at the pies you see, I'm just a poor boy, I need some sympathy, Because I'm easy come, easy go, Pants pulled high, tits hang low, Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me..... Mama, I just killed a cake, Put the pastry to my lips, Oh my poor expanding hips. Mama...Fatclubs just begun, But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mamaaaaa oooh, Didn't mean to make you cry, If I'm not back again from dropping off a punter, Curry on, curry on, Can I have my chips with batter? Too late, my time has come, Sends shivers down my spine, didn't make my target weight the time Goodbye, Ant and Wacky, I've got to go, Got to leave TT behind and face the truth Mamaaaaa oooh, I don't want that pie, I sometimes wish I'd never seen pork at all (Only cos he's a good sport!)

I go out every night and sleep all day, since my last sausage roll. Went to the Doctor, guess what he told me ? Guess what he told me ? He said " ………" Suggestions? "He said, 'Tree you better try to have a low calorie diet no matter what you do' but he's a fool, Cos nothing compares, Nothing compares, To that sausage Roll I just had"

There's always one, isn't there?

I think you're all being a bit harsh on CT, mind. I have it on good authority that he suffers from Anorexia Amnesia*, but doesn't like to broadcast it. *Anorexia Amnesia. = In Layman's terms, CT binges on food but by a cruel twist of fate, forgets to throw up in the toilet afterwards.

Just seen a security man walking through the Wallsend forum with his walkie-talkie who was the absolute image of Rod stewart complete with big hair blonde highlights. I was struggling to keep my laugh in till I looked down to see him top his suit off with a pair of trainers.

Don't know! Anyone see 'Nigerian Idol' on one of the Sky channels?

I wonder what the symbol of Christianity would've been if the Romans hadn't have crucified Christ? If they'd have chopped his head off you wouldn't expect to see a headless torso hanging from someones necklace or at the front of a church, would you?

Steak = Rare Blow job = Rarer

Went to Mexico eleven years ago BC*, on our first anniversary to a place called Moon Palace, The Wife's always wanted to go back but it's canny expensive. Anyway, booked up today to go back in August. She's over the moon and the bairns are too. I'm currently looking down the back of the settee for spare change. *BC = before children

I was informed of this by my Wife on wednesday. I had a curry, and the only job I got from her was a request to clean the bathroom.

Right my point is St Patrick's Day is shoved down peoples throats in this country, it is, and that's my point. St George's Day barely gets a mention, that's another point, because of the reasons I have mentioned. Now tell me which of those points is an example of me being an idiot. England seems to embrace other peoples cultures more than most when you think about it. The Notting Hill festival, there's a big asian festival in Leicester, fireworks in Stowell Street up here for Chinese new year, 4th July celebrations and of course all the pretendy Irish English folk who go out on St Patricks day. I went out a couple of years ago during the week for 'Paddys' day as a mate managed to get hold of twenty five vouchers of free Guinness, had a good free sup, was an ok night but some of the phonies got a bit much at times, was one bloke from Glasgae, pissed as a fart, wearing a Celtic top on who was the epitome of what I think of the average old firm fan, was a complete knob who was full of every old firm myth going which I enjoyed talking to him about. Guinness plays a very big part in Paddys day and you've got to hand it to their promotional department, they're a huge success at it.

'Ah wuz theya, when ten thousand* Sundaland fans showad the nayation how reeal support is awal about. Support the Maggies could owanly dream about.' *To go up a thousand every time this game is mentioned

What a bad miss by Everton. 5 mins to go.

Unbelievable hearing them sing the Geordie boot boy song with 'Sunderland' replacing the word 'Geordie'. It's a bit like us singing 'Wise men say' or 'singing eye-eye-yippee'. Identity. They've always struggled with it.

Buy lots of paint. Keep your receipt and take back any unused paint if you wish to avoid any advanced mathematics. No need for thanks.

'Wall Pushers' Who'd use that phrase on here?

Spot on. Fucking Manure. There's other ones too "Wet Sham" oh dear, "Vile" for Villa, wanks. It's not younguns faults though they just absorb what the media tell them. 'Red Dippers', 'Blue Dippers'.

In future, CT can leave the male/female conversations to real men and women. Isn't that right, pussycat?

But why shrug your shoulders about something that matters to you? Anyway, things to do etc. I'll leave some other brain damaged Geordie to take up the baton. Ah here's Paddocklad! You don't get more drink addled and brain damaged than him!